- September 21, 2021
- louis morel
Pizza Apocalypse
Platforms
About
Pizza Apocalypse is a pint-sized, turn-based tactics game where you attempt to deliver pizzas, meet quirky characters, and hopefully don’t get disembowelled by cosmic horrors along the way! With a heavy focus on unique abilities and customisation.






- The game features a fun and engaging turn-based combat system with interesting strategy elements that require players to think critically about their ability choices.
- The art style is distinctive and charming, contributing to the overall quirky and humorous atmosphere of the game.
- It's a free game that offers a decent amount of content and is enjoyable for both casual and dedicated players, with amusing dialogue and a unique premise.
- There is a lack of character development and personality, as the main characters are generic and do not have names or significant dialogue.
- The game suffers from slow animations and a noticeable delay between turns, which can disrupt the flow of gameplay and make it feel tedious.
- Players experience a feeling of stagnation due to the lack of progression in abilities, as all skills are unlocked early on, leading to repetitive gameplay.
story
9 mentions Positive Neutral NegativeThe story features humorous short dialogues between missions, but suffers from abrupt pacing and awkwardly structured sequences that make it feel rushed and forgettable. While some players find the humor improves over time, many feel the overall narrative is dry and overshadowed by repetitive combat, leading to a lack of engagement with the story itself. Despite charming characters, the presentation and gameplay detract from the overall experience, leaving some players uninterested in the narrative.
“Funny short dialogues between missions, as you deliver pizza to different customers.”
“Humor progresses as you go in the story; at the beginning it didn't hit me, but later on it gets better just to hit you with a wrench.”
“Short simple card game with charming characters and an interesting story.”
“The story pacing is extremely abrupt, with very rushed translation-esque dialogue that makes most of the story sequences immediately forgettable.”
“The story is rushed and awkwardly structured; the combat is fine but quickly becomes formulaic, and having the static portraits suspended in space makes combat very uninteresting and unimmersive visually.”
“Which leaves the experience feeling like players are grinding through the combat just to experience the story.”