Petty Theft Paddles

Free yourself of the lowly paddle and become something greater.  Petty Theft Paddles is a "open world" game that takes place in a discount arcade compilation. Take a ride in the paddle, the ball, the numbers, etc. There is even a main quest so you can feel like you're accomplishing something while you mess around with stuff. Pro tip: You need to be inside an object (e.g. paddle, ball, UFO) before …