Out of the Mine

"Ya've been down in the mines with the others, ya know, doin' the good work. Yer just about done booby trappin' some ore when one of the others comes in and says the mine is about to be condemned. Now ya think to yerself: "It never did anythin' wrong! Why are the humans bein' so judgemental?" Eventually one of the others realizes they mean "shut down", which might be better? I guess that means it'…