None Pizza with Left Beef

Post-comic version (fixed) is the definitive most recent version of this game.  That is the one to download for the fullest experience. The other versions are available for archival context reasons. Your name is Thoren Emit. You are an Heir of Time from a completely unrelated session. It's been years since you played. You're already settled down with a wife and eveything at this point. You are how…