Massive Cleavage vs Zombies

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In "Massive Cleavage vs Zombies ," you must fight through hordes of zombies to find BBQ sauce for your people, using simple arcade controls and your massive cleaver. As you progress, the number of zombies increases, and 3D zombies are introduced in the later levels of the Awesome Edition. The game supports various controller types for a more immersive experience.

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Play Modes

Single-Player Play through the game's story or campaign solo

42%

Audience ScoreBased on 86 reviews

humor14 positive mentions

gameplay6 negative mentions

The game features cheesy dialogue and a humorous premise, making it enjoyable if approached with a light-hearted attitude.
Achievements are easy to obtain, providing a sense of accomplishment for players.
The soundtrack is decent and adds to the overall experience without being overly repetitive.

Controls are frustrating and often unresponsive, leading to a poor gameplay experience.
The game is highly repetitive, with limited variety in gameplay and enemies, making it feel monotonous.
Graphics and animations are subpar, detracting from the overall enjoyment and immersion of the game.

gameplay
24 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
13%
63%
25%
The gameplay has been widely criticized for being simplistic, repetitive, and unengaging, primarily revolving around basic mechanics like 2D sidescrolling and overhead navigation. Players noted frustrating controls, poor graphics, and a lack of variety, with only a few levels offering any redeeming qualities. Overall, the experience is marred by tedious gameplay and numerous bugs, leading to a generally negative reception.
- “At first, I thought it would be the same thing over and over, but eventually the game kind of changes the gameplay style.”
- “To top it all off, there is a great focus on gameplay variety.”
- “Later on in the game, it throws in a few top-down 3D levels, which are the only tolerable levels in the game as far as gameplay.”
- “Tedious and repetitive gameplay, frustrating controls, and ugly graphics.”
- “Game mechanics get annoying, gameplay is boring and repetitive.”
- “The gameplay is repetitive and awful.”
story
20 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
15%
70%
15%
The game's story is widely criticized for its cheesy dialogue, awkward humor, and a lack of depth, often feeling disjointed and repetitive. Many reviewers note that it attempts to be funny but ultimately falls flat, leading to a cringe-worthy experience. Overall, the narrative is seen as a weak aspect of the game, with some players expressing hope for improvement in future titles.
- “Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today.”
- “The game story starts long and becomes a long story for it inside the beginning of the adventure.”
- “A serious story mixed with humor would have gone a lot further.”
- “The game only has 24 levels and an odd storyline.”
- “And talking of story, the game is trying desperately hard to be funny and, like the rest of the game, fails at even that.”
- “The story is terrible; gameplay and controls are not very good, and the story is totally messed up.”
humor
15 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
93%
20%
The humor in the game is polarizing, with some players finding it awkward and cringe-worthy, while others appreciate its campy and crude elements. Many reviews note that the game tries hard to be funny but often falls short, leading to a mix of unintentional laughter and frustration. Overall, it seems to elicit a "so bad it's funny" response, making it a hit or miss depending on the player's sense of humor.
- “Don't expect much, it's just a funny little game.”
- “Throughout my experience, I kept thinking 'it's bad...it's really bad...but at the same time it is hilarious!'”
- “Honestly, this game is pretty bad...but at the same time the cutscenes are so surprisingly crazy that I found myself laughing the entire way through.”
- “The story is supposed to be funny, but it just ends up being awkward and cringe-worthy.”
- “The jokes fall flat and often feel forced, lacking any real wit or charm.”
- “What was intended as humor often comes off as juvenile and unoriginal.”
graphics
14 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
21%
57%
21%
The graphics of the game have received overwhelmingly negative feedback, with many users describing them as "ugly," "abysmal," and "poor quality." While some appreciate the unique art style, the overall execution is criticized for lacking animation and polish, leading to a disappointing visual experience. Despite initial appeal, the graphics ultimately detract from the gameplay enjoyment.
- “I was drawn into this game because I liked how the art style looked.”
- “Art style is 8/10 (unique, overall nice look).”
- “I do like the art style of the characters.”
- “Tedious and repetitive gameplay, frustrating controls, and ugly graphics.”
- “If not, it's worth playing to see what you really shouldn't do nowadays as far as graphics and gameplay goes.”
- “Graphically, the game looks like trash.”
music
8 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
38%
25%
38%
The music in the game receives mixed reviews, with some players appreciating the decent soundtrack that enhances their experience, while others criticize it as bad and out of place, noting that it feels like free music available for download. Overall, the soundtrack seems to be a significant factor in players' enjoyment, with opinions varying widely.
- “Actually decent soundtrack.”
- “I relaxed for 5 minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.”
- “I don't feel ripped off for the cost of two quarters, but that's mostly because of the decent soundtrack.”
- “The music is bad and out of place; the sound effects are almost nonexistent.”
- “Soundtrack is also really bad.”
- “The soundtrack is horrible.”
grinding
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
Players find that while most achievements are easily attainable, two in particular require significant grinding, notably the challenge of achieving 1000 child kills. This grinding is often described as tedious and repetitive, compounded by frustrating controls and subpar graphics.
- “Achievements are easy to get, apart from the two grindy ones.”
- “The achievements are easy, but the 1,000 child kills will require some grinding.”
- “Tedious and repetitive gameplay, frustrating controls, and ugly graphics.”
stability
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
300%
The stability of the game has received mixed feedback, with users reporting various bugs and glitches such as UI overflow, overlapping gameplay elements, and issues with closing the game. Overall, it has been rated 6 out of 10, indicating noticeable stability concerns that may affect the user experience.
- “The game is plagued by bugs and glitches, including UI overflow issues and overlapping gameplay elements.”
- “I frequently encounter bugs that prevent the game from closing properly, which is incredibly frustrating.”
- “Overall, the stability is lacking, with numerous glitches that disrupt the gaming experience.”