LIZARDS MUST DIE

91%
Game Brain Score Based on 687 reviews
  • music
  • gameplay
  • humor
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In "LIZARDS MUST DIE," players embark on an epic journey to protect the holy lands of Rus from evil lizards and unholy aliens. With 3D graphics and fully voice-acted dialogs, players can experience immersive battles against hordes of enemies. The game offers a blessed experience, paying homage to Slavic gods such as Svarog and Perun, while showcasing the beauty of Rus' rivers, lakes, forests, and mountains. Engage in god-pleasing festivities after victories, and honor the glory of the ancestors throughout the campaign.

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91%
Audience ScoreBased on 687 reviews
music24 positive mentions
stability3 negative mentions
  • The game is a hilarious and absurd experience, perfect for playing with friends.
  • It features a unique blend of humor, catchy music, and engaging gameplay that keeps players entertained.
  • For its low price, it offers a surprisingly enjoyable experience, making it a great value for those looking for a fun meme game.
  • The game suffers from poor controls and unresponsive gameplay, making it frustrating to play.
  • There are significant technical issues, including a lack of autosave and clunky mechanics that detract from the overall experience.
  • Many players feel that the game is overly simplistic and lacks depth, leading to a repetitive and unsatisfying gameplay loop.
  • music53 mentions

    The music in the game receives mixed reviews, with some praising its captivating and epic soundtrack that enhances the gameplay experience, while others find it repetitive or out of place, particularly the phonk tracks. Many players appreciate the unique blend of historical and meme-inspired music, though some criticize the audio balance and overall quality. Overall, the soundtrack stands out as one of the more enjoyable aspects of the game, despite its flaws.

    • “Unironically has one of the most fire soundtracks I've heard out of a game in years.”
    • “The soundtrack complements the epic atmosphere perfectly, immersing players even further into the heroic saga unfolding before them.”
    • “From soaring orchestral scores to pulse-pounding electronic beats, the music enhances the intensity of each encounter, driving home the gravity of the threat facing humanity.”
    • “The game is very clunky and simple/basic; there's not much to do, it's repetitive, and not satisfying gameplay. The music is kind of annoying after a while, some funny Russian songs and some funny Russian text memes, but after a while, you just skip all the cutscenes because they are too slow and annoying.”
    • “Awful graphics, awful gameplay, and copyright-free music.”
    • “The music blew out my eardrums.”
  • gameplay42 mentions

    The gameplay experiences in the reviews are highly polarized, with some players praising the intuitive controls and engaging mechanics, particularly in titles like "lizard must die," while others criticize the simplicity, repetitiveness, and lack of depth in various games. Many users express disappointment in clunky mechanics and uninspired combat, suggesting that the overall gameplay often fails to deliver a satisfying experience. Overall, the gameplay quality varies significantly across different titles, with some offering unique and enjoyable mechanics, while others are deemed lackluster and unoriginal.

    • “For a game friendly to the average Russian conscript's budget, you get a game with one of the best soundtracks ever devised and one of the best souls-type gameplay on the gaming market.”
    • “The game seamlessly blends third-person combat with tower defense mechanics, offering a unique and engaging gameplay experience.”
    • “The intuitive controls make it easy to navigate through the immersive environments, and the fluid combat mechanics ensure that every encounter is a thrilling test of skill.”
    • “The gameplay is very simple.”
    • “The game is very clunky and simple; there's not much to do, it's repetitive, and not satisfying gameplay. The music is kind of annoying after a while, some funny Russian songs and some funny Russian text memes, but after a while, you just skip all the cutscenes because they are too slow and annoying.”
    • “The gameplay is a total letdown; it felt rather lackluster and uninspired.”
  • humor28 mentions

    The humor in the game is a polarizing aspect, with many players finding it genuinely hilarious, particularly in co-op play, thanks to quirky dialogue and absurd scenarios. However, some reviewers criticize the humor as inconsistent or overshadowed by clunky gameplay and repetitive elements, leading to mixed feelings about its overall effectiveness. While it offers a unique blend of comedy and action, opinions vary on whether the humor can compensate for its shortcomings.

    • “Probably the best game you didn't know you needed or wanted; I died laughing almost all the way through the game.”
    • “One of the game's standout features is its sense of humor, which is evident in its quirky dialogue and absurd scenarios.”
    • “When I first saw this game, I instantly thought it was silly. I still think that to some extent, but I am happy the game is like that. It's unique in its own way: the phonk music, the hilarious dialogue, the talking lizards, the sound effects—I'm loving it.”
    • “Unfunny meme game.”
  • story26 mentions

    The game's story is a mix of playful and historical elements, featuring characters with unique abilities engaged in battles against alien forces and lizards, which some players find both entertaining and rich in narrative depth. While opinions vary, many praise the storytelling as a standout feature, likening it to a masterpiece that rivals acclaimed novels and films, despite some criticism regarding its coherence and execution. Overall, the narrative is seen as a significant aspect that enhances the gaming experience, even if it occasionally veers into absurdity.

    • “Playful and fun story combined with souls-like combat makes for a good time!”
    • “Lizars Must Die is a shining example of how video game storytelling can rival that of even the most acclaimed novels and movies.”
    • “The storytelling is nothing short of a magnum opus, weaving together a tapestry of emotions that resonate deeply within the recesses of one's soul.”
    • “No graphics, no story, almost no gameplay.”
    • “The story is dismal, the strategy is rather non-existent, and it is bad... gloriously bad in the most entertaining way!”
    • “The combat mechanics left much to be desired, and the storyline gave off an unsettling cult-like vibe, which was simply not my cup of tea.”
  • graphics23 mentions

    The reviews for the game's graphics are highly polarized, with some praising the stunning visuals, vibrant landscapes, and impressive character designs, while others criticize them as subpar or reminiscent of outdated titles. Many players appreciate the graphics as a significant aspect of the experience, enhancing the overall narrative and gameplay, while a few dismiss them as unimportant compared to story and gameplay quality. Overall, the graphics seem to evoke strong opinions, ranging from admiration to disappointment.

    • “The graphics of the game are a visual feast, with stunning character designs and vibrant landscapes that transport you to a world teeming with magic and danger.”
    • “Impressive 3D graphics!”
    • “Great graphics and animations.”
    • “The music is bad, the graphics are bad, the gameplay is bad, and the whole game has a general aesthetic of an asset dump game.”
    • “Awful graphics, awful gameplay, and copyright-free music.”
    • “It also is unnecessarily choppy at times for how basic the graphics are.”
  • optimization10 mentions

    The optimization of the game has received mixed reviews; while some players praise its exceptional performance and smooth gameplay across various hardware configurations, others report significant issues, including inability to launch the game and poor controller support, which hinder the overall experience. Overall, the game's optimization appears to be a strong point for many, but it still leaves some players frustrated with performance on certain setups.

    • “Optimized now.”
    • “The developers have optimized the game to run flawlessly on a wide range of hardware configurations, making it accessible to a broad audience without the need for high-end gaming rigs.”
    • “This optimization allows players to focus on the game's thrilling action without any performance hiccups.”
    • “Need to be optimized, because tell me why I can't even open the game?”
    • “Poorly optimized and doesn't support the controller properly - to the point that it makes the game unplayable.”
    • “There's a serious lack of optimization that makes Forspoken look like Doom Eternal. On a 3070, I am struggling to maintain close to 30 frames at native resolution and otherwise lowest settings.”
  • emotional6 mentions

    Players find the game deeply emotional, praising its rich narrative, character development, and immersive audio-visual design that evoke strong feelings. The impactful dialogue and character backstories create a profound connection, making players feel invested in their journeys and struggles. Overall, the game successfully elicits a wide range of emotions, enhancing the overall experience.

    • “The dialog made me cry.”
    • “The audio design greatly contributes to the game's overall ambiance and emotional impact.”
    • “The narrative is rich in depth, offering players a chance to fully immerse themselves in the game's world and become emotionally invested in the outcome.”
  • atmosphere4 mentions

    The atmosphere of the game is highly praised for its humor and immersive qualities, enhanced by an epic soundtrack that deepens the player's engagement with the heroic narrative. Reviewers appreciate how the atmosphere not only enriches the gameplay experience but also complements the design of the enemies within the game.

    • “The soundtrack complements the epic atmosphere perfectly, immersing players even further into the heroic saga unfolding before them.”
    • “Love the atmosphere, and the enemies that come from it.”
    • “Amazing soundtrack that perfectly complements the atmosphere.”
  • stability3 mentions

    Overall, the game is praised for its stability, with users reporting no crashes, freezes, or sound issues, especially in contrast to other titles that suffer from significant bugs. Players appreciate the absence of technical problems, viewing minor glitches as charming quirks rather than major flaws.

    • “Well, I got another game at the same time I got this one, and that other game is a buggy mess that doesn't even work. It randomly freezes, crashes, has sound issues, and is supposedly a 'AAA' title, but they can't even fix it or get it right after being around for years.”
    • “Embrace the glitches, for they are but quirks in the grand tapestry of gaming.”
  • monetization2 mentions

    Players appreciate the game's approach to monetization, highlighting a lack of intrusive microtransactions and paywalls, which allows for an uninterrupted gaming experience. This design choice is seen as a positive step against the prevalent pay-to-win model in many games.

    • “This means players won't be bombarded with microtransactions or paywalls, allowing them to fully enjoy the game without any distractions or additional costs.”
    • “Together, we shall weather the storm of microtransactions and loot boxes, standing tall against the tide of pay-to-win villains like noble knights in a digital crusade.”
    • “Together, we shall weather the storm of microtransactions and loot boxes, standing tall against the tide of pay-to-win villains like noble knights in a digital crusade.”
    • “The game is riddled with microtransactions that feel exploitative, making it hard to enjoy the experience without spending extra money.”
    • “It's frustrating to see that progress is often locked behind paywalls, forcing players to choose between grinding for hours or opening their wallets.”
  • character development2 mentions

    Character development is highlighted through impressive designs, particularly with the protagonist Bjorn, who is noted for his formidable and visually striking appearance. The game's graphics enhance this aspect, creating a vibrant world filled with magic and danger that enriches the characters' narratives.

    • “The character designs are equally impressive, with Bjorn standing out as a formidable and visually striking protagonist.”
    • “The graphics of the game are a visual feast, with stunning character designs and vibrant landscapes that transport you to a world teeming with magic and danger.”
  • grinding1 mentions

    Players find the grinding in the game to be excessively time-consuming, often requiring a significant investment of time akin to having a second life to fully engage with it.

    • “You'll need a second life for grinding.”
    • “The grinding feels endless and tedious.”
    • “I spent hours grinding, and it still feels like I'm nowhere.”
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