LIZARDS MUST DIE

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In "LIZARDS MUST DIE," players embark on an epic journey to protect the holy lands of Rus from evil lizards and unholy aliens. With 3D graphics and fully voice-acted dialogs, players can experience immersive battles against hordes of enemies. The game offers a blessed experience, paying homage to Slavic gods such as Svarog and Perun, while showcasing the beauty of Rus' rivers, lakes, forests, and mountains. Engage in god-pleasing festivities after victories, and honor the glory of the ancestors throughout the campaign.

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91%

Audience ScoreBased on 1,568 reviews

music56 positive mentions

stability6 negative mentions

The game features high production quality, with impressive graphics, engaging combat, and well-designed levels that give it an AAA feel.
The unique premise of Ancient Rus fighting against lizards and aliens adds a humorous and entertaining twist to the gameplay.
The soundtrack is highly praised, enhancing the overall experience and immersing players in the game's atmosphere.

The gameplay is often described as janky and unresponsive, with issues like poor hit detection and lack of impactful combat mechanics.
Many players report technical problems, including crashes, bugs, and a lack of proper controller support, making the game frustrating to play.
The humor and meme aspects may not resonate with everyone, leading some to find the game repetitive and lacking depth.

music
120 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
47%
45%
8%
The music in the game receives mixed reviews, with many praising the soundtrack as a standout feature that enhances immersion and complements the gameplay. While some players enjoy the blend of ancient melodies and phonk music, others find it repetitive or out of place, leading to a polarized reception. Overall, the soundtrack is often described as captivating and memorable, contributing significantly to the game's atmosphere despite criticisms of other aspects.
- “The delightful soundtrack, combining the background with ancient melodies, enhances the immersion in the game.”
- “From soaring orchestral scores to pulse-pounding electronic beats, the music enhances the intensity of each encounter, driving home the gravity of the threat facing humanity.”
- “The soundtrack complements the epic atmosphere perfectly, immersing players even further into the heroic saga unfolding before them.”
- “The music is bad, the graphics are bad, the gameplay is bad, and the whole game has a general aesthetic of an asset dump game.”
- “The game is very clunky and simple/basic, there's not much to do, it's repetitive, and not satisfying gameplay. The music is kind of annoying after a while, some funny Russian songs and some funny Russian text memes, but after a while you just skip all the cutscenes because they are too slow and annoying.”
- “It's a unity asset flip with phonk music in the background.”
gameplay
88 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
25%
59%
16%
The gameplay experience is highly polarized, with some players appreciating its depth and variety, particularly in titles that blend genres like hack-and-slash and tower defense. However, many reviews criticize the gameplay as clunky, repetitive, and lacking in satisfaction, often overshadowed by poor graphics and sound. Overall, while there are moments of fun and engaging mechanics, the consensus leans towards disappointment in the execution and overall enjoyment.
- “Developed by Savage Studios, this action-packed game combines elements of hack-and-slash combat with strategic defense gameplay, all wrapped in a tongue-in-cheek narrative.”
- “The gameplay mechanics are intuitive yet challenging, rewarding players who are willing to experiment with different tactics and weapon combinations.”
- “The intuitive controls make it easy to navigate through the immersive environments, and the fluid combat mechanics ensure that every encounter is a thrilling test of skill.”
- “The gameplay is really bad and I think the selling point is the humor, which was a complete miss for me.”
- “The game is very clunky and simple/basic; there's not much to do, it's repetitive, and not satisfying gameplay. The music is kind of annoying after a while, some funny Russian songs and some funny Russian text memes, but after a while you just skip all the cutscenes because they are too slow and annoying.”
- “The gameplay is a total letdown; it felt rather lackluster and uninspired.”
humor
56 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
96%
4%
The humor in the game is a standout feature, with many players finding it genuinely funny and enjoyable, often describing it as a mix of absurdity and quirky dialogue that enhances the overall experience. However, some reviewers noted that while the humor can be entertaining, it sometimes distracts from the gameplay, which is often criticized for being clunky and repetitive. Overall, the game's comedic elements are appreciated, making it a fun choice for those seeking a lighthearted experience, especially in co-op play.
- “Probably the best game you didn't know you needed or wanted, I died laughing almost all the way through the game.”
- “One of the game's standout features is its sense of humor, which is evident in its quirky dialogue and absurd scenarios.”
- “Fun, funny, and freaking fantastic game.”
- “Unfunny meme game.”
- “Unfunny meme game.”
story
54 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
26%
68%
6%
The game's story has received mixed reviews, with some praising its playful and fun narrative that combines historical elements with comedic aspects, while others criticize it for lacking depth or coherence. Notably, "Lizards Must Die" is highlighted as a standout example of engaging storytelling in gaming, rivaling acclaimed novels and films, despite some players finding the plot dismal or overly simplistic. Overall, the narrative is seen as a significant aspect that enhances the gameplay experience, though opinions on its execution vary widely.
- “With its captivating audio design, top-notch performance, intriguing storyline, diverse array of foes, this game sets a new benchmark for excellence in the gaming world.”
- “Lizards Must Die is a shining example of how video game storytelling can rival that of even the most acclaimed novels and movies.”
- “The storytelling is nothing short of a magnum opus, weaving together a tapestry of emotions that resonate deeply within the recesses of one's soul.”
- “No graphics, no story, almost no gameplay.”
- “The story is dismal, the strategy is rather non-existent, and it is bad...gloriously bad in the most entertaining way!”
- “The combat mechanics left much to be desired, and the storyline gave off an unsettling cult-like vibe, which was simply not my cup of tea.”
graphics
48 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
29%
63%
8%
The reviews on graphics are highly polarized, with some praising the stunning visuals, vibrant landscapes, and impressive character designs that enhance the gameplay experience, while others criticize the graphics as subpar, likening them to an "asset dump" or comparing them unfavorably to classic games. Overall, the game's visual quality appears to vary significantly, with some players finding it a visual feast and others deeming it inadequate.
- “The graphics of the game are a visual feast, with stunning character designs and vibrant landscapes that transport you to a world teeming with magic and danger.”
- “Graphics at the level of the latest projects from famous studios.”
- “Stunning visuals and audio design.”
- “The music is bad, the graphics are bad, the gameplay is bad, and the whole game has a general aesthetic of an asset dump game.”
- “Awful graphics, awful gameplay, and copyright-free music.”
- “It also is unnecessarily choppy at times for how basic the graphics are.”
optimization
18 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
44%
34%
22%
The optimization of the game has received mixed reviews; while some players praise its exceptional performance and ability to run smoothly on a variety of hardware, others criticize it for poor controller support and significant performance issues, particularly on mid-range systems. Overall, the game's optimization allows for an enjoyable experience for many, but it remains a point of contention for others struggling with frame rates and playability.
- “The developers have optimized the game to run flawlessly on a wide range of hardware configurations, making it accessible to a broad audience without the need for high-end gaming rigs.”
- “Performance: Lizards Must Die boasts exceptional performance, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable gaming experience.”
- “This optimization allows players to focus on the game's thrilling action without any performance hiccups.”
- “Poorly optimized and doesn't support the controller properly - to the point that it makes the game unplayable.”
- “There's a serious lack of optimization that makes Forspoken look like Doom Eternal. On a 3070, I am struggling to maintain close to 30 frames at native resolution and otherwise lowest settings.”
- “There's a serious lack of optimization that makes Forspoken look like Doom Eternal. On a 3070, I am struggling to maintain close to 30 frames at native resolution and otherwise lowest settings.”
atmosphere
14 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
71%
15%
14%
The game's atmosphere is highly praised for its detailed models, high-quality animations, and immersive backgrounds that effectively transport players to an ancient world, particularly ancient Russia. The soundtrack is noted for enhancing this experience, perfectly complementing the epic and humorous elements of the plot, further deepening player immersion. Overall, the combination of visual and auditory elements creates a captivating and engaging atmosphere.
- “Detailed models, high-quality animations, and atmospheric backgrounds create a feeling of immersion in the ancient world.”
- “The atmosphere of ancient Russia is perfectly conveyed.”
- “The soundtrack complements the epic atmosphere perfectly, immersing players even further into the heroic saga unfolding before them.”
- “Atmosphere and soundtrack:”
- “Love the atmosphere, and the enemies that come from it.”
emotional
12 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
Players find the game emotionally resonant, praising its rich narrative, deep character development, and impactful audio design that enhances the overall ambiance. The combination of visuals, gameplay, and heartfelt dialogue creates a profound emotional connection, often leading to tears and a strong sense of immersion in the characters' journeys.
- “The dialog made me cry.”
- “The audio design greatly contributes to the game's overall ambiance and emotional impact.”
- “The narrative is rich in depth, offering players a chance to fully immerse themselves in the game's world and become emotionally invested in the outcome.”
stability
6 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
Overall, the game demonstrates strong stability, with users reporting no crashes, freezes, or sound issues, especially in contrast to other titles that suffer from significant bugs. Players appreciate the smooth experience, viewing minor glitches as part of the gaming experience rather than major flaws.
- “Well, I got another game at the same time I got this one, and that other game is a buggy mess that doesn't even work. It randomly freezes, crashes, has sound go out, and is supposedly a 'AAA' title, but they can't even fix it or get it right after being around for years.”
- “Embrace the glitches, for they are but quirks in the grand tapestry of gaming.”
monetization
4 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
50%
50%
The monetization model of the game is praised for avoiding excessive microtransactions and paywalls, allowing players to enjoy the experience without distractions or additional costs. This approach is seen as a positive departure from the prevalent pay-to-win mechanics in many games.
- “Together, we shall weather the storm of microtransactions and loot boxes, standing tall against the tide of pay-to-win villains like noble knights in a digital crusade.”
- “This means players won't be bombarded with microtransactions or paywalls, allowing them to fully enjoy the game without any distractions or additional costs.”
character development
4 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
Character development is highlighted through impressive character designs, particularly the protagonist Bjorn, who is noted for his formidable and visually striking appearance. The game's graphics enhance this aspect, creating a vibrant world filled with magic and danger that enriches the overall character experience.
- “The character designs are equally impressive, with Bjorn standing out as a formidable and visually striking protagonist.”
- “The graphics of the game are a visual feast, with stunning character designs and vibrant landscapes that transport you to a world teeming with magic and danger.”
replayability
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
50%
50%
The game offers high replayability due to its three distinct characters—Radislav, Vyacheslav, and Vseslav—each with unique fighting styles, encouraging players to explore different gameplay experiences.
- “The three available characters — Radislav, Vyacheslav, and Vseslav — have unique fighting styles, which increases replayability.”
grinding
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
150%
Players express that the grinding in the game is excessively time-consuming, often requiring a significant investment of effort akin to having a second life to manage it effectively.
- “You'll need a second life for grinding.”
- “You'll need a second life for grinding.”
- “You'll need a second life for grinding.”

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