LIZARDS MUST DIE

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In "LIZARDS MUST DIE," players embark on an epic journey to protect the holy lands of Rus from evil lizards and unholy aliens. With 3D graphics and fully voice-acted dialogs, players can experience immersive battles against hordes of enemies. The game offers a blessed experience, paying homage to Slavic gods such as Svarog and Perun, while showcasing the beauty of Rus' rivers, lakes, forests, and mountains. Engage in god-pleasing festivities after victories, and honor the glory of the ancestors throughout the campaign.

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91%

Audience ScoreBased on 784 reviews

music28 positive mentions

stability3 negative mentions

The game features high production quality, with impressive graphics, engaging combat, and a fun soundtrack that enhances the overall experience.
The unique premise of Ancient Rus fighting against lizards and aliens adds a humorous and entertaining twist to the gameplay.
Players appreciate the game's charm and humor, making it a fun experience, especially when played with friends.

The gameplay can feel repetitive and lacks depth, with some players finding the combat mechanics unresponsive and janky.
There are technical issues, including poor controls, bugs, and a lack of optimization, which can detract from the overall experience.
The humor and meme-based content may not resonate with everyone, leading some players to view it as a shallow or poorly executed game.

music
60 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
47%
45%
8%
The music in the game receives mixed reviews, with many praising the soundtrack as captivating and immersive, enhancing the overall atmosphere and gameplay experience. While some players enjoy the blend of ancient melodies and phonk music, others find it repetitive or out of place, leading to a polarized reception. Overall, the soundtrack is often highlighted as the standout feature, even amidst criticisms of the game's graphics and gameplay.
- “The delightful soundtrack, combining the background with ancient melodies, enhances the immersion in the game.”
- “The soundtrack complements the epic atmosphere perfectly, immersing players even further into the heroic saga unfolding before them.”
- “From soaring orchestral scores to pulse-pounding electronic beats, the music enhances the intensity of each encounter, driving home the gravity of the threat facing humanity.”
- “The music is bad, the graphics are bad, the gameplay is bad, and the whole game has a general aesthetic of an asset dump game.”
- “The music is kind of annoying after a while, some funny Russian songs and some funny Russian text memes, but after a while you just skip all the cutscenes because they are too slow and annoying.”
- “It's a Unity asset flip with phonk music in the background.”
gameplay
44 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
25%
59%
16%
The gameplay experience varies significantly among users, with some praising its depth and engaging mechanics, particularly in titles that blend genres like hack-and-slash with tower defense. However, many reviews highlight issues such as clunky controls, repetitiveness, and a lack of satisfying content, leading to a general consensus that the gameplay is often mediocre or disappointing. Overall, while some games offer unique and enjoyable mechanics, others are criticized for poor execution and lack of substance.
- “The gameplay seamlessly blends third-person combat with tower defense mechanics, offering a unique and engaging gameplay experience.”
- “The gameplay mechanics are intuitive yet challenging, rewarding players who are willing to experiment with different tactics and weapon combinations.”
- “The diversity of adversaries keeps the gameplay fresh and exhilarating from start to finish.”
- “The music is bad, the graphics are bad, the gameplay is bad, and the whole game has a general aesthetic of an asset dump game.”
- “The game is very clunky and simple; there's not much to do, it's repetitive, and not satisfying gameplay. The music is kind of annoying after a while, some funny Russian songs and some funny Russian text memes, but after a while, you just skip all the cutscenes because they are too slow and annoying.”
- “The gameplay is a total letdown; it felt rather lackluster and uninspired.”
humor
28 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
96%
4%
The humor in the game is a standout feature, with many players enjoying its silly, absurd dialogue and scenarios that elicit genuine laughter throughout the experience. While some find the humor to be a redeeming quality amidst clunky gameplay and repetitive mechanics, others feel that the comedic elements can distract from the overall experience. Overall, the game is appreciated for its quirky humor, making it a fun choice for those seeking a lighthearted, meme-inspired adventure.
- “Probably the best game you didn't know you needed or wanted; I died laughing almost all the way through the game.”
- “One of the game's standout features is its sense of humor, which is evident in its quirky dialogue and absurd scenarios.”
- “The plot, or rather the atmosphere, is very funny; well done!”
- “Unfunny meme game.”
story
27 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
26%
63%
11%
The game's story has received mixed reviews, with some praising its playful and fun narrative set against a backdrop of ancient Rus' history, while others criticize it for lacking depth or coherence. Notably, "Lizards Must Die" is highlighted as a standout example of engaging storytelling, likened to acclaimed novels and films, despite some players finding its themes and execution dismal or overly simplistic. Overall, the narrative is seen as a significant aspect that enhances the gaming experience, even if opinions on its quality vary widely.
- “With its captivating audio design, top-notch performance, intriguing storyline, and diverse array of foes, this game sets a new benchmark for excellence in the gaming world.”
- “The storytelling is nothing short of a magnum opus, weaving together a tapestry of emotions that resonate deeply within the recesses of one's soul.”
- “Lizards Must Die is a shining example of how video game storytelling can rival that of even the most acclaimed novels and movies.”
- “No graphics, no story, almost no gameplay.”
- “The story is dismal, the strategy is rather non-existent, and it is bad... gloriously bad in the most entertaining way!”
- “The combat mechanics left much to be desired, and the storyline gave off an unsettling cult-like vibe, which was simply not my cup of tea.”
graphics
24 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
29%
58%
13%
The reviews for the game's graphics are highly polarized, with some praising the stunning visuals, vibrant landscapes, and impressive character designs that enhance the gameplay experience. Conversely, others criticize the graphics as subpar, likening them to an "asset dump" and describing them as "awful" or "basic." Overall, the graphics seem to evoke strong opinions, ranging from admiration for their quality to disappointment in their execution.
- “The graphics of the game are a visual feast, with stunning character designs and vibrant landscapes that transport you to a world teeming with magic and danger.”
- “Impressive 3D graphics!”
- “Great graphics and animations.”
- “The music is bad, the graphics are bad, the gameplay is bad, and the whole game has a general aesthetic of an asset dump game.”
- “Awful graphics, awful gameplay, and copyright-free music.”
- “It also is unnecessarily choppy at times for how basic the graphics are.”
optimization
9 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
44%
33%
22%
The optimization of the game is mixed, with some users praising its exceptional performance and smooth gameplay across various hardware configurations, while others report severe issues, such as poor controller support and significant frame rate drops on capable systems. Overall, the game's optimization allows for an enjoyable experience for many, but it fails to meet expectations for others, particularly on specific setups.
- “The developers have optimized the game to run flawlessly on a wide range of hardware configurations, making it accessible to a broad audience without the need for high-end gaming rigs.”
- “Performance: 'Lizards Must Die' boasts exceptional performance, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable gaming experience.”
- “This optimization allows players to focus on the game's thrilling action without any performance hiccups.”
- “Poorly optimized and doesn't support the controller properly - to the point that it makes the game unplayable.”
- “There's a serious lack of optimization that makes Forspoken look like Doom Eternal. On a 3070, I am struggling to maintain close to 30 frames at native resolution and otherwise lowest settings.”
atmosphere
7 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
71%
43%
The game's atmosphere is highly praised for its detailed models, high-quality animations, and immersive backgrounds that effectively convey the essence of ancient Russia. The soundtrack is noted for enhancing the epic feel of the game, further drawing players into the heroic narrative. Overall, the combination of visual and auditory elements creates a captivating and engaging experience.
- “Detailed models, high-quality animations, and atmospheric backgrounds create a feeling of immersion in the ancient world.”
- “The atmosphere of ancient Russia is perfectly conveyed.”
- “The soundtrack complements the epic atmosphere perfectly, immersing players even further into the heroic saga unfolding before them.”
- “The atmosphere feels flat and uninspired, lacking the depth needed to immerse players.”
- “While the soundtrack has its moments, the overall atmosphere fails to create a compelling experience.”
- “The environment feels lifeless, making it hard to engage with the game on any meaningful level.”
emotional
6 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The game excels in its emotional depth, with a rich narrative and well-developed characters that draw players into their struggles and triumphs. The audio design and emotional soundtrack enhance the overall ambiance, making for a deeply immersive experience that resonates with players on a personal level. Many users report feeling a strong emotional connection, with some even moved to tears by the dialogue and storytelling.
- “The dialog made me cry.”
- “The audio design greatly contributes to the game's overall ambiance and emotional impact.”
- “The characters, endowed with rich backstories and motivations, spring to life in such a way that one cannot help but become emotionally entangled in their struggles and triumphs.”
stability
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
Overall, the game is praised for its stability, with users reporting no crashes, freezes, or sound issues, especially in contrast to other titles that suffer from significant bugs. Players appreciate the absence of technical problems, viewing minor glitches as charming quirks rather than major flaws.
- “Well, I got another game at the same time I got this one, and that other game is a buggy mess that doesn't even work. It randomly freezes, crashes, has sound issues, and is supposedly a 'AAA' title, but they can't even fix it or get it right after being around for years.”
- “Embrace the glitches, for they are but quirks in the grand tapestry of gaming.”
monetization
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
50%
150%
Players appreciate the game's approach to monetization, highlighting a lack of intrusive microtransactions and paywalls, which allows for an uninterrupted gaming experience. This design choice is seen as a positive stance against pay-to-win mechanics, fostering a fairer environment for all players.
- “This means players won't be bombarded with microtransactions or paywalls, allowing them to fully enjoy the game without any distractions or additional costs.”
- “Together, we shall weather the storm of microtransactions and loot boxes, standing tall against the tide of pay-to-win villains like noble knights in a digital crusade.”
- “The monetization model feels exploitative, with constant prompts to spend money on in-game items that should be earnable through gameplay.”
- “It's frustrating to see that progress is often locked behind a paywall, making it difficult for players who don't want to spend extra money to enjoy the full experience.”
character development
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
Character development is highlighted through impressive designs, particularly with the protagonist Bjorn, who is described as formidable and visually striking. The game's graphics enhance this aspect, creating a vibrant world that immerses players in a magical and dangerous environment.
- “The character designs are equally impressive, with Bjorn standing out as a formidable and visually striking protagonist.”
- “The graphics of the game are a visual feast, with stunning character designs and vibrant landscapes that transport you to a world teeming with magic and danger.”
replayability
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
300%
The game's replayability is enhanced by the three distinct characters—Radislav, Vyacheslav, and Vseslav—each offering unique fighting styles that encourage players to explore different gameplay experiences.
- “The three available characters — Radislav, Vyacheslav, and Vseslav — have unique fighting styles, which significantly increases replayability.”
- “Each playthrough offers different challenges and outcomes, making you want to dive back in for more.”
- “The variety of choices and paths you can take ensures that no two playthroughs feel the same.”
grinding
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
300%
Players express that the grinding required in the game is excessively time-consuming, often feeling like it demands a significant commitment akin to having a second life.
- “You'll need a second life for grinding.”
- “The grinding feels endless and tedious.”
- “I spent hours grinding, and it felt like I made no progress.”