LIZARDS MUST DIE

91%
Game Brain Score Based on 1,374 reviews
  • music
  • gameplay
  • humor
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In "LIZARDS MUST DIE," players embark on an epic journey to protect the holy lands of Rus from evil lizards and unholy aliens. With 3D graphics and fully voice-acted dialogs, players can experience immersive battles against hordes of enemies. The game offers a blessed experience, paying homage to Slavic gods such as Svarog and Perun, while showcasing the beauty of Rus' rivers, lakes, forests, and mountains. Engage in god-pleasing festivities after victories, and honor the glory of the ancestors throughout the campaign.

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91%
Audience ScoreBased on 1,374 reviews
music48 positive mentions
stability6 negative mentions
  • The game is a hilarious and absurd experience, perfect for playing with friends.
  • It features a unique blend of humor, engaging gameplay, and a catchy soundtrack that enhances the overall experience.
  • Despite its flaws, the game has carved out a niche as a beloved meme title, providing entertainment for those who appreciate its janky charm.
  • The controls are clunky and unresponsive, making gameplay frustrating at times.
  • There is a lack of meaningful content and variety, leading to repetitive gameplay.
  • The game suffers from technical issues, including poor optimization and a lack of autosave functionality.
  • music106 mentions

    The music in the game receives mixed reviews, with some praising its captivating and epic soundtrack that enhances the gameplay experience, while others find it repetitive or out of place, particularly the phonk tracks. Many players appreciate the unique blend of traditional and modern styles, noting that the music is one of the few redeeming aspects of an otherwise lackluster game. Overall, the soundtrack is described as memorable and impactful, though it may not appeal to everyone.

    • “Unironically has one of the most fire soundtracks I've heard out of a game in years.”
    • “The soundtrack complements the epic atmosphere perfectly, immersing players even further into the heroic saga unfolding before them.”
    • “From soaring orchestral scores to pulse-pounding electronic beats, the music enhances the intensity of each encounter, driving home the gravity of the threat facing humanity.”
    • “The music is bad, the graphics are bad, the gameplay is bad, and the whole game has a general aesthetic of an asset dump game.”
    • “The game is very clunky and simple/basic, there's not much to do, it's repetitive, and not satisfying gameplay. The music is kind of annoying after a while, some funny Russian songs and some funny Russian text memes, but after a while you just skip all the cutscenes because they are too slow and annoying.”
    • “The music blew out my eardrums.”
  • gameplay84 mentions

    The gameplay experience is highly polarized among users, with many criticizing it as clunky, repetitive, and uninspired, often describing it as a letdown. However, some reviews highlight engaging mechanics, particularly in titles that blend genres like hack-and-slash and tower defense, praising their intuitive controls and challenging gameplay. Overall, while a few games offer enjoyable experiences, many players advise against purchasing based solely on gameplay quality.

    • “Developed by Savage Studios, this action-packed game combines elements of hack-and-slash combat with strategic defense gameplay, all wrapped in a tongue-in-cheek narrative.”
    • “The gameplay mechanics are intuitive yet challenging, rewarding players who are willing to experiment with different tactics and weapon combinations.”
    • “The intuitive controls make it easy to navigate through the immersive environments, and the fluid combat mechanics ensure that every encounter is a thrilling test of skill.”
    • “The game is very clunky and simple/basic; there's not much to do, it's repetitive, and not satisfying gameplay. The music is kind of annoying after a while, some funny Russian songs and some funny Russian text memes, but after a while, you just skip all the cutscenes because they are too slow and annoying.”
    • “The gameplay is a total letdown; it felt rather lackluster and uninspired.”
    • “The gameplay is really bad, and I think the selling point is the humor, which was a complete miss for me.”
  • humor56 mentions

    The humor in the game is a polarizing aspect, with many players finding it genuinely hilarious, particularly in co-op play, thanks to its quirky dialogue and absurd scenarios. However, some reviewers criticize the humor as inconsistent or overshadowed by clunky gameplay and repetitive elements, leading to mixed feelings about its overall effectiveness. Despite these critiques, the game's comedic elements are often highlighted as a key selling point, making it a unique experience for those who appreciate its style.

    • “Probably the best game you didn't know you needed or wanted; I died laughing almost all the way through the game.”
    • “One of the game's standout features is its sense of humor, which is evident in its quirky dialogue and absurd scenarios.”
    • “When I first saw this game, I instantly thought it was silly. I still think that to some extent, but I am happy the game is like that. It's unique in its own way—the phonk music, the hilarious dialogue, the talking lizards, the sound effects—I'm loving it.”
    • “Unfunny meme game.”
    • “Unfunny meme game.”
  • story52 mentions

    The game's story features a mix of playful and historical elements, with missions centered around characters battling alien forces and lizards, drawing from ancient Rus' lore. While some praise the narrative as a masterpiece of storytelling that rivals acclaimed novels, others criticize it for lacking depth and coherence. Overall, the story is seen as a unique blend of fun and absurdity, appealing to those who appreciate unconventional narratives in gaming.

    • “Playful and fun story combined with souls-like combat makes for a good time!”
    • “Lizards Must Die is a shining example of how video game storytelling can rival that of even the most acclaimed novels and movies.”
    • “The storytelling is nothing short of a magnum opus, weaving together a tapestry of emotions that resonate deeply within the recesses of one's soul.”
    • “No graphics, no story, almost no gameplay.”
    • “The story is dismal, the strategy is rather non-existent, and it is bad... gloriously bad in the most entertaining way!”
    • “The combat mechanics left much to be desired, and the storyline gave off an unsettling cult-like vibe, which was simply not my cup of tea.”
  • graphics46 mentions

    The reviews for the game's graphics are highly polarized, with some praising the stunning visuals, vibrant landscapes, and impressive character designs, while others criticize them as being poor or reminiscent of an asset dump. Many reviewers highlight the graphics as a significant aspect of the game, with some comparing them favorably to recent high-profile titles, while others find them lacking in quality and detail. Overall, the graphics seem to evoke strong opinions, ranging from awe to disappointment.

    • “The graphics of the game are a visual feast, with stunning character designs and vibrant landscapes that transport you to a world teeming with magic and danger.”
    • “Graphics at the level of the latest projects from famous studios.”
    • “Impressive 3D graphics!”
    • “Awful graphics, awful gameplay, and copyright-free music.”
    • “It also is unnecessarily choppy at times for how basic the graphics are.”
    • “No graphics, no story, almost no gameplay.”
  • optimization20 mentions

    The optimization of the game has received mixed reviews, with some players experiencing significant issues such as inability to launch the game and poor controller support, rendering it unplayable. Conversely, others praise the game's exceptional performance and optimization, allowing it to run smoothly on a variety of hardware configurations, thus enhancing the overall gaming experience. Overall, while some users face serious optimization challenges, others commend the developers for delivering a well-optimized title that caters to a broad audience.

    • “Performance: lizards must die boasts exceptional performance, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable gaming experience.”
    • “The developers have optimized the game to run flawlessly on a wide range of hardware configurations, making it accessible to a broad audience without the need for high-end gaming rigs.”
    • “This optimization allows players to focus on the game's thrilling action without any performance hiccups.”
    • “Poorly optimized and doesn't support the controller properly - to the point that it makes the game unplayable.”
    • “There's a serious lack of optimization that makes Forspoken look like Doom Eternal. On a 3070, I am struggling to maintain close to 30 frames at native resolution and otherwise lowest settings.”
    • “Need to be optimized, cause tell me why I can't even open the game?”
  • emotional12 mentions

    The game excels in its emotional depth, with a rich narrative and well-developed characters that draw players into their struggles and triumphs. The audio design and emotional soundtrack enhance the overall ambiance, making for a deeply immersive experience that resonates with players, often evoking strong emotional responses. Many players report feeling a profound connection to the game, with some moments prompting tears due to the impactful dialogue and storytelling.

    • “The dialog made me cry.”
    • “The audio design greatly contributes to the game's overall ambiance and emotional impact.”
    • “The narrative is rich in depth, offering players a chance to fully immerse themselves in the game's world and become emotionally invested in the outcome.”
  • atmosphere8 mentions

    The atmosphere of the game is highly praised for its humor and engaging plot, enhanced by an epic soundtrack that immerses players in the heroic narrative. Reviewers appreciate how the music complements the overall experience, contributing to a vibrant and captivating environment filled with memorable enemies.

    • “The soundtrack complements the epic atmosphere perfectly, immersing players even further into the heroic saga unfolding before them.”
    • “Love the atmosphere, and the enemies that come from it.”
    • “Amazing soundtrack that perfectly complements the atmosphere.”
  • stability6 mentions

    Overall, the game demonstrates strong stability, with users reporting no crashes, freezes, or sound issues, especially when compared to other titles that suffer from significant bugs. Players appreciate the game's reliability, viewing any minor glitches as charming quirks rather than serious problems.

    • “Well, I got another game at the same time I got this one, and that other game is a buggy mess that doesn't even work. It randomly freezes, crashes, has sound go out, and is supposedly a 'AAA' title, but they can't even fix it or get it right after being around for years.”
    • “Embrace the glitches, for they are but quirks in the grand tapestry of gaming.”
    • “Well, I got another game at the same time I got this one, and that other game is a buggy mess that doesn't even work. It randomly freezes, crashes, has sound go out, and is supposedly a 'AAA' title, but they can't even fix it or get it right after being around for years.”
  • monetization4 mentions

    The monetization model of the game is praised for avoiding excessive microtransactions and pay-to-win mechanics, allowing players to enjoy the experience without interruptions or additional costs. This approach is seen as a positive shift in the gaming landscape, promoting fair play and accessibility.

    • “Together, we shall weather the storm of microtransactions and loot boxes, standing tall against the tide of pay-to-win villains like noble knights in a digital crusade.”
    • “This means players won't be bombarded with microtransactions or paywalls, allowing them to fully enjoy the game without any distractions or additional costs.”
  • character development4 mentions

    Character development is highlighted through impressive character designs, particularly the protagonist Bjorn, who is described as formidable and visually striking. The game's graphics enhance this aspect, creating a vibrant world that immerses players in a magical and dangerous environment.

    • “The character designs are equally impressive, with Bjorn standing out as a formidable and visually striking protagonist.”
    • “The graphics of the game are a visual feast, with stunning character designs and vibrant landscapes that transport you to a world teeming with magic and danger.”
  • grinding2 mentions

    Players express that the grinding required in the game is excessively time-consuming, suggesting that it feels like one would need a second life to keep up with the demands.

    • “You'll need a second life for grinding.”
    • “You'll need a second life for grinding.”
    • “You'll need a second life for grinding.”
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