If It Hadn't Been For Cotton Eyed Joe

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe,I'd been married a long time ago.I will find him.And I will kill him. "If It Hadn't Been For Cotton-Eyed Joe" is a "Cowboy" themed TTRPG hack of "One Page Cowboy RPG" by KintaroTPC inspired by a tweet from Shirts That Go Hard.  Cotton Eyed Joe has stolen the love of your life. And it appears, based on the others at this here table, he has stolen the love of ot…