If I were...

If I were... A king with mustaches? A blind rabbit? An angelic nerd? And if I had the bubblegun and magic of cloning? No, no, no. Paperplanethrower as a gun and blow out magic shots! And if I tried to find some money while shoting back from the revived food. And if all this happened in space! And if I only had 20 seconds! Try different delirious situations in "If I were...". It's more than 100 00…