I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling
- December 11, 2017
- Mutant Entertainment Studios
- 4h median play time
Get on Steam"I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling" is a game that satirically focuses on the thrill of opening loot boxes. Players can experience the excitement of never getting the desired items while receiving duplicate unwanted loot. The game features a comprehensive loot system, a massive collection system, and customization options with boxes, skins, and hats, all available in loot boxes.
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Reviews
- The game provides a humorous and satirical take on the loot box mechanics prevalent in modern gaming, making it a fun experience.
- It's an addictive time-waster that allows players to enjoy the thrill of opening loot boxes without spending real money.
- The game is very cheap, offering a sense of pride and accomplishment for completing collections and achievements.
- The gameplay can become repetitive and tedious, especially when trying to achieve the final achievement of opening 100,000 boxes.
- There are technical issues, such as bugs that can cause progress to be lost, which can be frustrating for players.
- The lack of depth in gameplay and the minimal content can lead to a quick loss of interest after the initial novelty wears off.
- gameplay89 mentions
- 15 % positive mentions
- 72 % neutral mentions
- 13 % negative mentions
The gameplay is primarily centered around a repetitive loop of opening loot boxes, with minimal interactive mechanics, often described as tedious yet oddly addictive. While some players appreciate the satirical take on loot box mechanics, many criticize the lack of substantial gameplay, labeling it as little more than a button-clicking exercise. Overall, the game is seen as a humorous commentary on the current state of microtransactions in gaming, appealing mainly to those who enjoy the thrill of loot collection without the complexities of traditional gameplay.
“The gameplay is surprisingly strategic, making you think while still keeping things light-hearted.”
“The fantastic graphics mixed with the never-ending, yet extremely fun, gameplay makes this game nigh immortal.”
“Actually addictive gameplay; I didn't know that it would actually feel as satisfying as opening cases in real games and dropping super rare items.”
“The gameplay is very basic: you click to open loot boxes, click again to pick which loot to keep, click again to trade in the rest that you don't want in order to make money which then lets you open more loot boxes, and repeat ad infinitum.”
“The gameplay loop is sparse: you click a button and things happen.”
“All the good stuff of a skinner box without any of that annoying gameplay and skill getting in the way.”
- humor66 mentions
- 97 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 3 % negative mentions
The humor in the game is largely centered around its satirical take on loot boxes and microtransactions, with many players finding it funny and clever, especially in its commentary on the gaming industry. However, while some enjoy the initial laughs and novelty, others feel that the humor quickly wears off, leading to a repetitive and less engaging experience. Overall, the game is appreciated for its humorous concept, though opinions vary on its lasting entertainment value.
“I can't believe it's not gambling goty edition - this game combines humor and clever mechanics in a way that keeps you hooked from start to finish.”
“The parody of the mechanic does the mechanic best and that's hilarious.”
“Skewers AAA gaming culture with wonderfully funny satire.”
“Yeah, this is a 'meme game', but it's not funny, not clever, not entertaining... and no, I'm not upvoting literal trash because of nihilistic post-irony culture!”
“No, not funny.”
- monetization32 mentions
- 9 % positive mentions
- 66 % neutral mentions
- 25 % negative mentions
The game's monetization strategy has drawn mixed reactions, with many players criticizing the excessive microtransactions and lootboxes, likening it to a scam, while others appreciate its satirical take on the issue. Some users express frustration over the lack of actual microtransactions, feeling that the game could benefit from them to enhance gameplay, despite its intent to mock such practices. Overall, the game serves as a commentary on the predatory monetization trends in the industry, with a blend of humor and critique.
“Fun mindless game you can reset at any time with no in-game purchases needed.”
“This game was designed as a middle finger to EA and all other companies who make microtransactions the main part of any game's experience, and I love it.”
“I enjoy the satirical approach to microtransactions and low-key gambling in today's modern cosmetics; the message it's trying to convey is quite positive, and honestly, even if you aren't going to play the game, I'd buy this just to give the creator props.”
“This game is unironically the worst game I have ever played. It's got microtransactions and loot boxes up the wazoo for an outrageous price to get the game. If you love being scammed, this is the game for you.”
“In an insult to gamers everywhere, the game features advertising on the menu screen!”
“It's a greedy, offensive practice that simply must not be tolerated, and even more insulting because this advertising is stapled onto an insincere joke game already.”
- graphics29 mentions
- 24 % positive mentions
- 66 % neutral mentions
- 10 % negative mentions
The graphics of the game receive mixed reviews, with some praising the stunning art style and charming character designs, while others find them basic or mediocre. Many players appreciate the variety of skins and hats, which add a quirky touch, but note that the overall graphical quality can vary significantly, with some experiencing bugs and performance issues. Overall, while the graphics may not be groundbreaking, they contribute positively to the game's aesthetic and gameplay experience.
“The art style is charming, and the quirky characters really bring the game to life.”
“The graphics are sublime, a wondrous work of art that not even Crysis could hope to rival.”
“Eye-popping graphics, atmospheric music, and in-depth, engaging gameplay that truly challenges the player with deep and moral choices, each one greatly affecting the way the game plays out make this an almost instant timeless classic.”
“The graphics are plain, but I think it works with the design the developers went with.”
“The graphics are mediocre, but what is important is the gameplay.”
“The graphics aren't anything to call home about, but they're varied enough with many skins over the boxes that it doesn't look too repetitive.”
- music19 mentions
- 42 % positive mentions
- 42 % neutral mentions
- 16 % negative mentions
The music in the game is generally well-received, featuring catchy chiptune tracks that enhance the overall experience, particularly during the main menu and gameplay. While the atmospheric tunes are relaxing and immersive, some players note that the music can become repetitive over time, leading to a desire for more variety. Overall, the soundtrack is praised for its quality and ability to complement the game's engaging visuals and mechanics.
“The main menu song is a nice jiving chiptune song which gets you into the unboxing mood, but then the actual game slips in a nice atmospheric tune to let you mellow out and get lost in the unboxing.”
“Also, the music is really relaxing; I think I fell into a trance at one point.”
“Great music, great graphics, great experience.”
“My only gripe is the music is very repetitive.”
“The only real downside is that (as far as I'm aware) there's only one song looping.”
“If you're playing this legitimately, then you will eventually want to bring your own music after a few hours.”
- story18 mentions
- 50 % positive mentions
- 33 % neutral mentions
- 17 % negative mentions
The game's story is widely praised for its emotional depth and engaging characters, often evoking strong feelings in players. However, some reviewers note that the narrative is somewhat obscured by the game's focus on loot boxes, requiring players to dig deeper to fully appreciate it. Overall, while the story is considered touching and well-crafted, its presentation could benefit from more direct storytelling elements.
“It's a truly touching story which made me shed a singular tear.”
“Game developers always relate most of their mentors in how to make a good game to this one, its flawless gameplay, its touching story and the replayability!”
“The amount of backstory is staggering and beautiful.”
“Unfortunately, I don't have enough starcards to increase the amount of pride and accomplishment I feel when I open each new box, so I feel like the story was slightly lessened for me, and it was a bit immersion breaking, but that's eased away with story-rich videos about each and every character displayed here.”
“Which really reminds me of DLC Quest years back on the DLC craze, which has been getting worse than before.”
“Same as this one tackling loot boxes, DLC Quest tackles DLC, and does it hilariously.”
- grinding11 mentions
- 9 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 91 % negative mentions
Players generally find the grinding aspect of the game to be tedious and frustrating, often feeling that the time spent collecting coins or completing achievements outweighs the rewards. While some enjoy the thrill of opening loot crates, many express dissatisfaction with the grind required to obtain rare items, leading to a sense of monotony rather than accomplishment. Overall, the game appeals to those who appreciate grind-heavy experiences, but it can quickly become repetitive for others.
“Eventually this can become a bit tedious as you almost waste more time trying to grab coins within the mini game more than actually completing the objective of the game.”
“The achievements are a bit ridiculously grindy to complete and, like real-life loot boxes, it gets pretty frustrating that you don't get the skin you want to complete your collection.”
“I don't get the, how should I put it, sense of pride and accomplishment grinding on an infinite treadmill.”
- replayability5 mentions
- 20 % positive mentions
- 20 % neutral mentions
- 60 % negative mentions
The game has been criticized for its low replayability, with a score of 3/10, indicating minimal value in replaying it. Players suggest that those seeking an engaging experience with substantial content should consider other options.
“Yuuuge replayability.”
“Replayability - 3/10”
“Pretty much no replay value.”
“If you're looking for an exciting game with replayability and hours of content, then save your dollars you're spending on dollar games for something more valuable.”
- emotional4 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The emotional aspect of the game is highlighted by its touching story that resonates deeply with players, evoking genuine feelings and even tears. Reviewers appreciate the emotional highs and lows experienced throughout the gameplay, which adds to its overall impact and replayability. However, there is also a sense of heartbreak associated with in-game purchases that yield disappointing results.
“It's a truly touching story which made me shed a singular tear.”
“Game developers always relate most of their mentors in how to make a good game to this one, its flawless gameplay, its touching story and the replayability!”
“That heartbreaking feeling when you decide to burn $2.50 from your credit card, only to get grey items that are considered worthless.”
- optimization3 mentions
- 67 % positive mentions
- -33 % neutral mentions
- 67 % negative mentions
The game's optimization has been criticized, with users noting that despite the fun cosmetic features like skins and hats, the overall performance is lacking and not well-optimized. This has led to a frustrating experience for players, detracting from the enjoyment of the game's parody elements.
“All the while you are collecting skins (and hats!) that you can dress up your loot box with to make it more visually appealing, or to improve its performance, like racing stripes and flames to make them open faster.”
“Just because you're making a parody game doesn't mean you shouldn't care about proper optimization.”
“Just because you're making a cancerous parody game doesn't mean you shouldn't care about proper optimization.”
“It is very... not optimized.”
- atmosphere3 mentions
- 67 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 33 % negative mentions
The game's atmosphere is enhanced by a catchy chiptune main menu song that sets a playful tone, while the in-game music creates a calming environment for players to immerse themselves in. Coupled with stunning graphics and engaging gameplay that includes deep moral choices, the overall atmosphere contributes to a rich and memorable gaming experience.
“The main menu song is a nice jiving chiptune that gets you into the unboxing mood, but then the actual game slips in a nice atmospheric tune to let you mellow out and get lost in the unboxing.”
“Eye-popping graphics, atmospheric music, and in-depth, engaging gameplay that truly challenges the player with deep and moral choices, each one greatly affecting the way the game plays out, make this an almost instant timeless classic.”
“It panders to my opinions of the current atmosphere in the video game industry, right down to lazily disabling the 'surprise mechanics' in Belgium.”
- stability3 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The game's stability has been widely criticized, with users reporting numerous glitches, bugs, and significant launch issues, including prolonged server downtime. Overall, it is described as a clunky and poorly optimized experience.
“We've seen games rushed out the door filled with glitches and bugs.”
“It's buggy, exceptionally ugly, and very, very clunky.”
“The game is a buggy mess, not to mention the day one launch issues (what's with the server being down for 12 hours?).”
