Guano

72%
Game Brain Score Based on 46 reviews
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  • graphics
  • humor
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Play as Guano, a dumb seagull that has a lot on his shoulders! While the protectors of the Pohemeda Islands, the Three Grand Masters, are neutralized, you’re the only hope to rescue your home. Food Inc., an evil and polluting megacorporation, seems to have set its mind on destroying every natural aspect of your archipelago. Get strong enough to stop Food Inc. before their garbage overtakes the isl…

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  • Windows
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72%
Audience ScoreBased on 46 reviews
story6 positive mentions
optimization3 negative mentions
  • The controls and gameplay are fantastic, providing a smooth flying experience as a seagull.
  • It's a free game that offers a fun and silly experience, reminiscent of classic platformers and games like Untitled Goose Game.
  • The game features charming graphics and a humorous narrative, making it enjoyable for casual play.
  • The game suffers from performance issues and poor optimization, leading to lag and crashes on some systems.
  • Many players have reported bugs, including broken achievements and unresponsive dialogue boxes that hinder gameplay.
  • Despite its potential, the game feels unfinished and lacks depth, with some missions and collectibles being tedious to complete.
  • story22 mentions

    The game's story is characterized by a humorous and whimsical narrative, featuring a seagull protagonist engaging in quirky missions and mini-quests that culminate in a surprising plot twist. While the premise is entertaining and the character art is well-received, players note issues with mission tracking and dialogue interruptions that detract from the overall experience. Despite these flaws, the lighthearted tone and engaging gameplay loop make it a fun experience worth trying.

    • “That plot twist had my jaw on the floor, it was that good.”
    • “I thoroughly enjoyed the progression of the story and character art therein, the mini-quests along the way, and the graphics.”
    • “The plot is as silly as the trailer promises the game to be, with a nice sense of humor that comes across from both the characters and the environment.”
    • “Some missions cannot be started because the dialogue box is unclickable.”
    • “Most quests show times for gold, silver, and bronze medals, but for all intents and purposes, these do not exist.”
    • “Prompts at the start of quests pop up before the dialogue has finished, making it pretty hard to finish reading.”
  • graphics9 mentions

    The graphics in the game are generally considered passable, with some users appreciating the art style and character designs, while others feel they lack the polish expected from modern titles. Although the visuals are enjoyable, they are not top-tier, and technical issues like the absence of v-sync and inconsistent graphic settings detract from the overall experience. Ultimately, while the graphics contribute positively, they do not compensate for shortcomings in gameplay and performance.

    • “I thoroughly enjoyed the progression of the story and character art therein, the mini-quests along the way, and the graphics.”
    • “The artworks look great!”
    • “The art style is nice, the music is amusing, the plot was definitely droll, and the plot twist amused me.”
    • “The graphics in this game are passable, but could be better.”
    • “Sure, the graphics are nice, but this isn't super high poly and it should really be able to run more smoothly.”
  • humor9 mentions

    The humor in the game is consistently praised for its charm and silliness, with players highlighting the funny dialogue, quirky characters, and entertaining plot twists. The lighthearted narrative and expressive visuals contribute to an overall enjoyable experience, making it a recommended choice for those seeking a humorous gaming experience.

    • “It's a funny little game; I recommend Guarzo to everyone who wants to play an easy game.”
    • “The characters are charming and pretty funny, and they're brought to life with nicely drawn portraits that show up during dialog sequences and expressive bird noises.”
    • “The plot is as silly as the trailer promises the game to be, with a nice sense of humor that comes across from both the characters and the environment.”
  • gameplay6 mentions

    The gameplay is praised for its fantastic controls and smooth flying mechanics, offering a fun and engaging experience reminiscent of classic titles like Banjo-Kazooie and Donkey Kong 64, while maintaining a fresh and original feel through its unique level design and three-dimensional movement. However, some critics note that it doesn't quite match top-tier visuals, which may affect its overall appeal. Despite this, the game is seen as potentially revolutionary for the gaming community, setting a new standard for gameplay and coding.

    • “Controls and gameplay are fantastic for being free.”
    • “Overall, the gameplay has some similarities to Banjo-Kazooie or Donkey Kong 64 with a similar focus on collection, but the unique ability to freely move in three dimensions and the level design keeps it feeling fresh and original.”
    • “Love the flying mechanics; it feels very smooth and well designed and thought out.”
    • “The gameplay feels clunky and unresponsive, making it frustrating to navigate through levels.”
    • “There are too many bugs and glitches that disrupt the gameplay experience, leading to frequent crashes.”
    • “The combat mechanics are poorly designed, resulting in a lack of depth and strategy in encounters.”
  • optimization4 mentions

    The game's optimization has received significant criticism, with users reporting poor performance and numerous bugs, including issues with achievements. Overall, many players feel that the optimization is lacking and detracts from the overall experience.

    • “Performance could be better.”
    • “The game is badly optimized, and some achievements are bugged.”
    • “The biggest problem is the lack of optimization.”
  • music4 mentions

    The music in the game is generally well-received, described as nice and amusing, though some players found it difficult to appreciate fully due to balancing issues with sound effects and environmental sounds. Overall, while it may not stand out during gameplay, it contributes positively to the experience.

    • “The music is pretty nice!”
    • “The art style is nice, the music is amusing, the plot was definitely droll, and the plot twist amused me.”
    • “I didn't really notice the music before I finished the game.”
    • “Turns out I had to have music at 100% and SFX/environment at 1% to have things sound balanced.”
  • stability1 mentions

    The game suffers from significant stability issues, with players reporting numerous bugs that hinder gameplay and prevent mission completion.

    • “Too buggy to play and complete missions.”
  • grinding1 mentions

    Players initially appreciate the grinding mechanics, finding them enjoyable, but they quickly become tedious and repetitive over time.

    • “They were a nice little addition at first, but it gets tedious fast.”
    • “The grinding feels endless and becomes a chore rather than a fun challenge.”
    • “I found myself repeating the same tasks over and over, which made the game feel more like work than play.”
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