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green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies

96%Game Brain Score
emotional, humor
story
96% User Score Based on 52 reviews

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In "Green Ogre Gives You Terrible Life Advice and Dies," players enter a swamp to seek wisdom from a raunchy, edgy ogre. The game, with its Microsoft Paint graphics and single soundtrack, offers five pieces of humorous and potentially harmful advice. Despite the ogre's vast knowledge, players should approach the advice with caution, as the game is not intended for kids. Warning: not all advice is to be taken seriously.

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96%
Audience ScoreBased on 52 reviews
emotional2 positive mentions
story2 negative mentions
  • The game provides life-changing advice that many players found inspirational and motivating.
  • It features a unique and memorable character, the green ogre, who resonates deeply with players.
  • The game delivers a mind-blowing experience that some players describe as art, making it worth the small investment.
  • The game is overwhelmingly sad and can evoke feelings of depression in players.
  • The writing lacks depth and humor, making some aspects feel flat and tired.
  • Players may experience technical issues, such as difficulty closing the game or managing save files.
  • emotional
    2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    Players consistently highlight the game as profoundly emotional, describing it as both dramatic and heartbreaking, which suggests a strong narrative impact that resonates deeply with the audience.

    • “The most dramatic and heartbreaking game.”
  • story
    2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The story is criticized for lacking guidance, leading to player choices that can result in unintended consequences, such as the death of key characters. This lack of direction can detract from the overall narrative experience.

    • “In my playthrough, I received no advice, terrible or otherwise, and then the green ogre died because I instinctively chose the 'haha, what if I say no instead of progressing the story' options.”
    • “In my playthrough, I received no advice, terrible or otherwise, and then the green ogre died because I instinctively chose the 'haha, what if I say no instead of progressing the story' options.”
  • humor
    2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The game's humor is characterized by its charmingly crude Windows Paint sprites and the use of Comic Sans for text, which contribute to a lighthearted and whimsical atmosphere. Players appreciate the dedication to homemade sound effects and menu music, which adds to the overall comedic experience.

    • “The Windows Paint sprites are charmingly crude, and all the text is in Comic Sans. I admire the dedication to the homemade sound effects and menu music, which made me laugh when I first opened the game.”
  • music
    2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The game's music and sound effects are characterized by a charmingly homemade quality, with users appreciating the dedication behind them. The menu music, in particular, adds a humorous touch that enhances the overall experience.

    • “The homemade sound effects and menu music are delightful and made me laugh when I first opened the game.”

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