green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies

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In "Green Ogre Gives You Terrible Life Advice and Dies," players enter a swamp to seek wisdom from a raunchy, edgy ogre. The game, with its Microsoft Paint graphics and single soundtrack, offers five pieces of humorous and potentially harmful advice. Despite the ogre's vast knowledge, players should approach the advice with caution, as the game is not intended for kids. Warning: not all advice is to be taken seriously.

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Play Modes

Single-Player Play through the game's story or campaign solo

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96%

Audience ScoreBased on 26 reviews

emotional3 positive mentions

story3 negative mentions

The game is a life-changing experience that provides inspiration and motivation.
It features a new comfort character that resonates deeply with players.
The game delivers exactly what it promises, offering valuable life advice for a low price.

The game can be overwhelmingly sad and may trigger feelings of depression.
The writing lacks depth and the humor often falls flat, detracting from the overall experience.
Players may encounter technical issues, such as difficulty closing the game or managing save files.

emotional
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
300%
Players consistently highlight the game as a deeply emotional experience, often describing it as dramatic and heartbreaking, which resonates strongly with their feelings and leaves a lasting impact.
- “The most dramatic and heartbreaking game.”
- “This game took me on an emotional rollercoaster that I won't soon forget.”
- “I felt a deep connection to the characters, and their struggles resonated with my own experiences.”
story
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
300%
The story is criticized for lacking guidance, leading to frustrating choices that can result in negative outcomes, such as the unexpected death of a character. Players feel that the narrative could benefit from clearer direction to enhance the overall experience.
- “In my playthrough, I received no advice, good or bad, and then the green ogre died because I instinctively chose the 'haha, what if I say no instead of progressing the story' options.”
- “The story felt disjointed and lacked any meaningful character development, making it hard to care about the outcomes.”
- “I found the plot to be predictable and filled with clichés, which made it difficult to stay engaged.”
humor
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The game's humor is characterized by its charmingly crude Windows Paint sprites and the use of Comic Sans for text, which adds a playful touch. Players appreciate the dedication to homemade sound effects and menu music, contributing to an overall lighthearted and amusing experience.
- “The Windows Paint sprites are charmingly crude, and all the text is in Comic Sans. I admire the dedication to the homemade sound effects and menu music, which made me laugh when I first opened the game.”
music
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
300%
The game's music and sound effects are characterized by a charmingly homemade quality, with dedicated use of amusing sound effects and menu music that adds to its quirky appeal. The overall presentation, including the crude sprites and comic sans text, complements the lighthearted tone of the audio.
- “The Windows Paint sprites are charmingly crude, and while all the text is in Comic Sans, I admire the dedication to the homemade sound effects and menu music, which made me laugh when I first opened the game.”
- “The music is repetitive and lacks variety, making it hard to stay engaged with the game.”
- “The soundtrack feels out of place and doesn't match the game's atmosphere, which detracts from the overall experience.”
- “While the homemade sound effects have a certain charm, they quickly become grating and annoying after a short while.”