GO AWAY, THERE'S KUMIS OVER THERE!
- April 4, 2016
- Besedka Games Studio
- 2h median play time
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PC
Windows
Reviews
- Easy to learn and quick to achieve 100% completion, making it appealing for achievement hunters.
- The game features a humorous and absurd concept, which some players find entertaining.
- The soundtrack is noted as enjoyable and adds to the overall experience.
- The gameplay is extremely short and lacks depth, with many players feeling it is a waste of money.
- The graphics and speed can cause motion sickness and eye strain, making it uncomfortable to play.
- Many players criticize the game for being poorly executed, with no real progression or content.
- graphics12 mentions
- 33 % positive mentions
- 42 % neutral mentions
- 25 % negative mentions
The graphics in the game are criticized for being overly high-resolution, which, combined with the rapid scrolling speed, makes it difficult for players to see and enjoy the visuals. The blurring effect at high speeds contributes to a frustrating experience, leading to motion sickness and detracting from overall enjoyment. Overall, the graphics are deemed inadequate and fail to enhance the gameplay.
“The graphics are so high-resolution that the sprites are already tiny, and with the increasing game speed, you can barely see anything.”
“It's not just how the speed goes insane within seconds, but all the graphics get a weird blur filter while moving at insane speed, ultimately guaranteeing you to become motion sick and/or dizzy.”
“The ridiculous speed makes even the simple graphics worse.”
“When I got 100%, I saw all the graphics, and I was already so bored then, due to the lack of everything in this game.”
“This game features no progression, no story, no good gameplay, no good graphics, and no fun.”
“The controls are just over mouse movement, and the ridiculous speed makes even the simple graphics worse.”
- gameplay10 mentions
- 20 % positive mentions
- 50 % neutral mentions
- 30 % negative mentions
The gameplay is criticized for being extremely limited and lacking depth, with many reviewers noting that it can be fully experienced in just a few seconds. There is no progression, story, or engaging mechanics, leading to a consensus that the gameplay is not worth the investment. Overall, players express disappointment, suggesting that the game fails to deliver any meaningful or enjoyable experience.
“Highly recommended for authentic 30 seconds gameplay, headache included.”
“If you watched the gameplay video on the store page, then you've seen the entirety of the game.”
“If you want to buy this game purely for the gameplay, you're going to be disappointed.”
“That being said, the gameplay is also not worth it and within 5 seconds you have seen the entire game.”
“This game features no progression, no story, no good gameplay, no good graphics, and no fun.”
- music8 mentions
- 50 % positive mentions
- 13 % neutral mentions
- 38 % negative mentions
The music in the game is widely praised for its epic and dope soundtrack, contributing to a fun and engaging atmosphere. Many players find the loud and ridiculous nature of the music both entertaining and relaxing, enhancing their overall experience.
“Epic soundtrack.”
“The soundtrack is pretty dope.”
“I relaxed for 5 minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay.”
“The music is so loud and ridiculous that it's hard to take the game seriously.”
“I found myself relaxing for 5 minutes listening to the music, but it quickly became overwhelming.”
“The music is more distracting than enjoyable, making it difficult to focus on the game.”
- story4 mentions
- 25 % positive mentions
- 25 % neutral mentions
- 50 % negative mentions
The game lacks a coherent story or progression, leaving players feeling unengaged and dissatisfied. Despite attempts to convey a moral about perseverance, the overall narrative experience is minimal and uninspiring.
“The moral of the story is that you never know what life has in store for you. If I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today.”
“This game features no progression, no story, no good gameplay, no good graphics, and no fun.”
- humor2 mentions
- 150 % positive mentions
- -50 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The humor in the game is consistently highlighted by users, with many finding it amusing and entertaining, particularly in relation to the "izzi cards" feature. Overall, players appreciate the comedic elements that enhance their gaming experience.
“This game is hilarious! The humor really shines through in the quirky characters and witty dialogue.”
“I couldn't stop laughing at the clever puns and jokes throughout the game. It's a real treat!”
“The humor in this game is top-notch, making every moment enjoyable and entertaining.”
- optimization2 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 50 % neutral mentions
- 50 % negative mentions
Users have noted that the game's performance may be linked to CPU capabilities, suggesting that it runs slower on certain systems. This indicates potential optimization issues that could affect gameplay experience on less powerful hardware.
“I have this sneaking suspicion that the game speed is somehow tied to CPU performance, and on the author's PC, it runs slower.”
