Elf In Your Self

The Elf:  Fear it. Run from it. No matter what you do, You can't escape it. Every Christmas, the Elf arrives out of nowhere.  Sitting on your shelf. Leering at you. Trying to make you behave. Trying to enforce compliance with some half-remembered dogma about Naughty and Nice lists.  Also, it might be possessed by a demon... The only way to return peace to your home is to destroy it before it take…