Dr. Cricklash or: How I learned to stop worrying and splice DNA

You are the Diabolical Dr. Cricklash!  Worldly infamous MAD SCIENTIST! You and your partner (the equally insane, Dr. Rotson) have recently made a breakthrough and discovered that all life forms contain something called "DNA".  Without going too deep into the details, it allows you to take a closer look at the building blockss to life!  You immediatly went to work with messing with it, seeing if y…