Dodgeball 2020

Have you ever dreamed of using your sick dodgeball skills to take down the greatest evil to befall Earth? Well I have. My name is JOE, and I'm here to put a stop to GLOBOTECH's global domination in style.  Globotech has robots. Fortunately, I have my dodgeball. They also have laser targeted missiles, patrol helicopters, and bombs. But, again, I got a dodgeball baby.   Also the dodgeball is on fire…