Crush Your Enemies
- July 13, 2016
- Artur "ekhart" Dębkowski
Crush Your Enemies offers a quicker take on the RTS genre that both hardcore and casual fans will be able to get wrapped up in. It may not be a game-changer, but if you’ve been looking for an RTS with no nonsense then this is the one to get.
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Reviews
- The game offers a fun and engaging mix of RTS and puzzle elements, making it easy to learn but challenging to master.
- The humor and art style are charming, providing a unique and entertaining experience.
- The gameplay is fast-paced and allows for quick matches, making it suitable for casual play.
- The controls can feel clunky and are more suited for mobile devices, leading to frustration during gameplay.
- Certain missions have overly difficult challenges that can feel tedious and force players to replay levels multiple times.
- The AI can be unbalanced, leading to frustrating experiences where the player feels overwhelmed by enemy actions.
- story117 mentions
- 25 % positive mentions
- 68 % neutral mentions
- 7 % negative mentions
The game's story is described as a mix of humor and silliness, often appealing to those who enjoy lighthearted narratives, though it can feel tedious and simplistic at times. Players noted that the dialogue often resembles that of a crass pre-teen, fitting the game's theme of oafish barbarians, but the overall plot lacks depth and can become frustrating due to mission constraints. While some found charm in the story's absurdity, others felt it was overshadowed by gameplay mechanics that detracted from the enjoyment of the narrative.
“Between the type of troops, gameplay style and concepts, and the overall engagement to the player with the funny story that unfolds is fantastic.”
“This game had a unique enough story experience for me to leave a lasting impression and I got what was advertised, so I'm happy about it.”
“The campaign story is straightforward and has a really good sense of humor, which I really enjoyed.”
“The story is quite thin, but quite silly and wacky.”
“This becomes increasingly frustrating as the challenges become more difficult, and the story is just not interesting enough (or the jokes funny enough) to push through the annoyances.”
“Because of this, the story feels tedious and boring.”
- gameplay101 mentions
- 40 % positive mentions
- 55 % neutral mentions
- 5 % negative mentions
The gameplay is a simplified yet engaging take on traditional RTS mechanics, blending elements of resource management, unit recruitment, and strategic combat into a fast-paced, arcade-like experience. While it features unique mechanics and humor, some players find it repetitive and prone to micromanagement issues, particularly in later stages. Overall, the game offers a fun multiplayer experience, though it may not fully satisfy those seeking depth akin to more complex RTS titles.
“I really enjoy that the game takes traditional RTS gameplay elements and boils them down to something more akin to an 'arcade experience.' Familiar RTS concepts like resource management, unit recruitment, territory acquisition, and a 'rock-paper-scissors' combat balance are all present but have been greatly simplified.”
“The 'bite-sized' game mechanics help keep matches fast-paced and short in duration while still allowing for a decent amount of strategic gameplay.”
“Solid, fun, engaging gameplay that evolves.”
“It was very redundant gameplay.”
“Good game, but they really need to get rid of the idiotic cow-clicker mechanic for the beers.”
“So you've got some bad mobile inspired mechanics mixed in there that just drag the rest of the game down too much.”
- humor86 mentions
- 95 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 5 % negative mentions
The humor in the game is a mixed bag, with many players finding it hilarious and engaging, particularly praising its crass and brutal style, while others criticize it as juvenile or offensive. Some reviews highlight the game's ability to deliver funny moments and entertaining storylines, making it enjoyable for those who appreciate its specific brand of humor. However, there are also voices that feel the humor falls flat or becomes repetitive, detracting from the overall experience.
“Hilarious, fun, amazing!”
“An hilarious and surprisingly entertaining game, never dull and without an inch of boredom in its various levels.”
“Cool art style and a cast of hilarious characters 10/10 would recommend.”
“The game clearly tries to brand itself in a crass, boorish mold, but I found the humor childish and ultimately unfunny and misplaced.”
“Just not funny, but they must really think they're killing it, because it is non-stop.”
- graphics42 mentions
- 62 % positive mentions
- 31 % neutral mentions
- 7 % negative mentions
The graphics of the game are widely praised for their charming pixel art style and consistent aesthetic, which effectively convey the game's unique atmosphere. Players appreciate the smooth animations and satisfying artwork, noting that the visuals complement the gameplay and soundtrack well. Despite some criticisms regarding gameplay mechanics and humor, the overall graphical presentation is considered solid and enjoyable.
“Awesome art style, smooth and fun gameplay system and a great online multiplayer mode.”
“The graphics and sound in the game are also very good, and they perfectly convey the atmosphere of the game and create a unique world.”
“I really like the style and general aesthetic; it's consistent, it's well done, it's charming.”
“Reinventing the RTS genre with positively dumb aesthetics (beer as the only resource) that hide complex dynamics generated by almost completely original, yet at the same time even more positively dumb (read: really fun) mechanics is how you actually do crush your enemies.”
- music29 mentions
- 41 % positive mentions
- 48 % neutral mentions
- 10 % negative mentions
The music in the game has received widespread acclaim, with many reviewers praising its clever design, catchiness, and ability to complement the visual style effectively. While some found the humor lacking, the soundtrack was consistently highlighted as a standout feature that enhances the overall experience. Overall, the music is described as both enjoyable and fitting for the game's theme, contributing significantly to its appeal.
“The only reason why I'm writing a positive review is the soundtrack, which is unnecessarily amazing.”
“The music and art style complement it very well to create a gem of a game.”
“Soundtrack is catchy.”
“The game’s seemingly unnatural difficulty spikes can get a little tiresome, especially when you’re overwhelmed so quickly, but with plenty of nuance stemming from its simple mechanics (and a really catchy little soundtrack), you’ll soon find yourself managing your barbarian horde like a true chieftain.”
“Hope there's more DLC for new levels but soundtrack and wallpapers.”
“The sense of humor is specific but if you have distance to your life, like beer, listen to rock music which means that you are really a natural born rocker - you should like this game.”
- grinding16 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
Players find the grinding aspect of the game to be tedious and frustrating, particularly in the singleplayer campaign where certain missions require repetitive tasks to achieve 100% completion. While some challenges can be enjoyable, many feel more like puzzles without the option to undo mistakes, leading to a sense of monotony and detracting from the overall experience. Overall, the grinding elements are seen as a significant drawback, overshadowing the game's potential.
“I'm glad I got this on sale, but the singleplayer campaign sucks. Certain missions are really tedious and annoying to 100% complete, becoming a puzzle game rather than an RTS. Unlike a puzzle game, however, there is no undo button, and if you mess up the challenge, you must restart from the beginning.”
“They had a great game, but the completion tasks become tedious.”
“They are not overly difficult to achieve; they are just tedious.”
- atmosphere4 mentions
- 50 % positive mentions
- 50 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The game's atmosphere is highly praised, with users highlighting the impressive graphics and sound that effectively create a unique and immersive world. Overall, the combination of visual and auditory elements significantly enhances the gaming experience.
“The graphics and sound in the game are also very good, and they perfectly convey the atmosphere of the game and create a unique world.”
- replayability2 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 100 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
Reviewers suggest that the game's replayability could be significantly enhanced by incorporating features such as the ability to pause the action while issuing commands, which would improve overall gameplay experience.
Critic Reviews
Crush Your Enemies Review - Strategy Simplified
Crush Your Enemies tries to go for a simplified RTS route with its gameplay and falls flat. Combine that with hit and miss humor, and you have a strategy game that really only makes sense on mobile.
45%Crush Your Enemies Review
Crush Your Enemies offers a quicker take on the RTS genre that both hardcore and casual fans will be able to get wrapped up in. It may not be a game-changer, but if you’ve been looking for an RTS with no nonsense then this is the one to get.
80%Crush Your Enemies Review
Crush Your Enemies is an RTS that’ll hold your attention for a little while, with toilet humour you’ll either appreciate or hate, but there are plenty of better games in the genre already on the market.
50%
