Conference Incompetence

You are Doris Trumpson, the president of the United States of Kingdom (or "Briterica"). You are to give a public speech, but you have lost your marbles, so you are struggling very badly. Fortunately they are flying about in the air, so you must drop them towards the floor and put them in your head! Move Doris left and right on the stage, and catch any marbles by dropping them then moving over to t…