Cheese Game
- May 30, 2022
- Zach Hsu
- 3h median play time
Get on SteamArmed with nothing more than a dash and a hunger for survival, fend off the beasts that desire to slice you up and put you on a platter (with bread or crackers as a palette cleanser of course).
PC
Windows
Reviews
- The game is free and offers a surprisingly fun and engaging experience, especially for a boss rush game.
- Many players find the gameplay challenging yet rewarding, with a sense of accomplishment after defeating bosses.
- The unique concept of playing as a piece of cheese adds a humorous and entertaining twist to the gameplay.
- The graphics are low quality and may deter players looking for a visually appealing game.
- The game suffers from frustrating mechanics, including inconsistent hitboxes and difficulty spikes that can lead to unfair damage.
- Some players find the gameplay repetitive and lacking in variety, with only a few bosses to fight.
- graphics10 mentions
- 30 % positive mentions
- 40 % neutral mentions
- 30 % negative mentions
The game's graphics receive mixed reviews, with some praising the high-quality, realistic visuals and others criticizing the low-poly design and lack of creativity. While some players consider the graphics to be top-tier, akin to 8K quality, others feel that they are simplistic and lack effort. Overall, the visual presentation seems to polarize opinions, appealing to some while deterring others.
“The graphics were exquisite, the sound design?”
“The graphics are amazing and so realistic; the soundtrack is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard.”
“The graphics are so high quality, some people call it 8K!”
“This features fairly low quality low poly 3D visuals which will deter a lot of gamers, understandably.”
“The graphics: at least put some effort, I think the most effort in the graphics are the update screens.”
“Though many would look at this game and its simplistic graphics and think that one would not enjoy time spent in such a game.”
- music10 mentions
- 60 % positive mentions
- 10 % neutral mentions
- 30 % negative mentions
The music in the game has received high praise, with many users describing the soundtrack as beautiful and captivating, even comparing it favorably to iconic artists like Elton John and The Beatles. Specific tracks, such as those for the sheriff boss, are highlighted as particularly memorable and impactful. Overall, the soundtrack significantly enhances the gaming experience and contributes to the game's appeal.
“The graphics are amazing and so realistic; the soundtrack is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard.”
“Very good game with an awesome soundtrack.”
“The captivating story, the amazing music, the idea of the game itself, the gameplay, landscape, random details, easter eggs, all those reasons mentioned are just some of why I love this game.”
“What is the soundtrack for the worm boss, bruh?”
“The music was decent.”
“The game's soundtrack consists of works better than the likes of Elton John, The Beatles, Queen, and any other group or solo artist.”
- gameplay8 mentions
- 38 % positive mentions
- 25 % neutral mentions
- 38 % negative mentions
The gameplay is generally praised for its smoothness and accessibility, making it easy to learn yet challenging to master. While many appreciate its refreshing simplicity and responsiveness, some critics point out issues with hitboxes, unclear mechanics, and a lack of variety that may hinder long-term engagement. Overall, the gameplay is seen as engaging and rewarding, though there are calls for more diverse mechanics and game modes.
“The gameplay feels really smooth and it's easy to learn but hard to master.”
“Mechanically simple but very responsive; I loved everything about the game despite its short length.”
“Great game, stunning gameplay, very engaging and rewarding.”
“Like a previous reviewer states, the hitboxes are weird, mechanics are hard to understand, and the variety in gameplay is not diverse enough to keep me interested.”
“Like a previous reviewer states, the hitboxes are weird, mechanics are hard to understand, and the variety in gameplay is not diverse enough to keep me interested.”
“I would also like new mechanics, game modes, and such.”
- story6 mentions
- 50 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 50 % negative mentions
The game's story is praised for its complexity and rich lore, offering an unmatched narrative experience that deeply resonates with players. Many reviewers highlight the emotional impact of the plot, which is complemented by exceptional game design and immersive elements, making it a standout title in the gaming landscape.
“The story is so complex and filled with lore.”
“The true storytelling of this game is unmatched among all games and multimedia products.”
“The captivating story, the amazing music, the idea of the game itself, the gameplay, landscape, random details, and easter eggs are just some of the reasons why I love this game.”
“The story felt as if it was tugging on my heartstrings throughout and has now made my mental health deteriorate because I have finished the true heartfelt intent intensity of the game and developer.”
“The true storytelling of this game is unmatched among us in today's society of games and multimedia products.”
“The plot involves a cheese.”
- emotional3 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
Players report that the game evokes strong emotional responses, often leading to feelings of attachment and even distress. The heartfelt narrative and intense themes can significantly impact mental health, with some users expressing that it made them cry out of frustration and left them feeling emotionally drained after completion.
“The story felt as if it was tugging on my heartstrings throughout and has now made my mental health deteriorate because I have finished the true heartfelt intensity of the game and developer.”
“I have played this game for an hour, yet I still feel emotionally and physically attached. Anyway, I take to this game.”
“Great game, made me cry out of frustration.”
- stability2 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The game currently suffers from significant stability issues, including numerous bugs and problematic hitboxes that result in players being hit from unrealistic distances. This has led to a frustrating experience, detracting from overall enjoyment.
“Currently, the game is buggy, but that's not the problem; the problem is the hitboxes and how you get hit from across the map.”
“Overall, at this state of development, the game is buggy and not fun.”
