Buttlympics: Explosive Diarrhea Pole Vaulting

This is an intentionally bad game made for So Bad It's Good Jam 2021. Theme: One Button. I interpreted this as "One BUTTon".  (This game has been moved from its original account to this alternate NSFW account). In a world populated by butts,  butt-people compete in the Buttlympics to show their athletic prowess. You've been training for the explosive diarrhea pole vault event. Do you have what i…