Beta Maxxthulhu

Learned people say that books can lead one’s mind to places it would never have ventured before. As I write this book of my own adventures, here in the lavender garden of St Michael’s Asylum for the Mentally Ill, I am eminently qualified to confirm that it is no pithy aphorism. The things of which I read would send the hair of most grown adults alabaster white, and take ten years from their life. …