Beans: The Coffee Shop Simulator

66%
Game Brain Score Based on 107 reviews
  • story
  • gameplay
  • humor
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We have worked tirelessly to create this Glib Activity Management Escapism: or G.A.M.E. for short. Quickly! Before your short finite existence on this small wet rock hurtling around the sun ends you can find new meaning for yourself by playing this G.A.M.E. Or at least have some fun for a while and chase away the specter of your own mortality with about five hours of "polished" simulation "fun". …

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66%
Audience ScoreBased on 107 reviews
story9 positive mentions
stability16 negative mentions
  • The game offers a charming and humorous experience, capturing the essence of running a coffee shop with quirky visuals and engaging gameplay.
  • Players appreciate the casual nature of the game, making it a fun way to relax and enjoy some light-hearted management simulation.
  • The game features a variety of customization options for recipes and shop decor, allowing players to express their creativity while managing their café.
  • The game is plagued by numerous bugs, including game-breaking issues that hinder progress and prevent players from unlocking achievements.
  • Gameplay can become repetitive quickly, with a lack of depth and challenge that may not hold players' interest for long.
  • The developer has seemingly abandoned the game, leaving many issues unresolved and leading to frustration among players who hoped for updates and fixes.
  • story34 mentions

    The game's story is a mix of quirky humor and charm, featuring a coffee shop owner named Ruby and a narrative that blends satire with absurdity. While some players found the premise engaging and the characters enjoyable, others criticized the story as mediocre or subpar, with bugs that hindered progression. Overall, the narrative offers a light-hearted experience, though it may not appeal to those seeking a more serious or polished storyline.

    • “The story of Ruby, the coffee shop owner, is a great addition to the game as it adds another layer of mystery.”
    • “I enjoyed the silly story and charming characters.”
    • “Really great game with a pretty entertaining story!”
    • “It is a satire game with over-the-top Twitter hipster humor and repetitive gameplay and a mediocre story.”
    • “Just some disappointments: items once placed can’t be moved, achievements are bugged, you must use a cheat code to access level select, and the story is subpar at best with some weak attempts at political humor/commentary and probably could have done without the story altogether.”
    • “The storyline is absurd.”
  • gameplay24 mentions

    The gameplay of "beans" is characterized by its charming visuals and engaging café simulation, but it suffers from repetitiveness and a lack of depth, with many mechanics feeling pointless. While some players appreciate the humor and simplicity, others find the game plagued by bugs and a mediocre story, leading to mixed feelings about its overall value and potential for improvement. Despite these issues, recent updates have improved the gameplay experience, leaving players hopeful for future enhancements.

    • “With its charming visuals, engaging gameplay, and realistic portrayal of café life, it's the perfect game for coffee enthusiasts and simulation fans alike.”
    • “The sprite graphics, music, gameplay, and the eclectic humor packed in by the devs makes this a hidden gem.”
    • “Gameplay's pretty simple, but styling and designing your own coffee house stays really entertaining throughout the game.”
    • “This has mostly to do with the repetitive gameplay and the multiple bugs it has.”
    • “Additionally, the game can become repetitive after a while, and there are not many changes in the gameplay.”
    • “If you want a mediocre shop sim with throwaway lines, a lazy shop management system, and 'customization' that is essentially meaningless to gameplay, by all means, please buy 'beans'.”
  • humor24 mentions

    The humor in "Beans: the Coffee Shop Simulator" is characterized by its sarcastic, pun-filled, and satirical style, appealing to fans of millennial and hipster culture. While many players find the humor enjoyable and entertaining, some critique it as repetitive or overly reliant on puns, with mixed feelings about the story's quality. Overall, the game is praised for its lighthearted and funny commentary, making it a fun experience for those who appreciate its unique comedic approach.

    • “Beans: the coffee shop simulator is a game that can be enjoyed by anyone who loves humor, satire, and puns.”
    • “What I love about Beans is its unique concept and sarcastic humor.”
    • “The writing is wonderful, the jokes are funny, there are easter eggs and references galore, it costs $5 and you get so much entertainment for your money.”
  • stability16 mentions

    The game's stability is a significant concern, with numerous users reporting persistent bugs, freezes, and broken achievements, leading to a perception of it being poorly maintained or abandoned. While some players find the bugs add a certain charm or can be worked around, the overall consensus is that the game remains frustratingly unstable, detracting from the experience. Many reviewers suggest waiting for patches to address these issues before fully engaging with the game.

    • “Doesn't help that the game is pretty buggy and the achievements have been broken for a while, with the game being seemingly abandoned.”
    • “Edit: the fact that the game is even more buggy now than my initial review and hasn't even been fixed should tell you more than enough.”
    • “It's short, wicked buggy, and overall mediocre.”
  • music7 mentions

    The music in the game receives mixed reviews, with some players finding it relaxing and enjoyable, while others criticize certain sound effects as obnoxious. Overall, the soundtrack is generally appreciated, contributing positively to the game's atmosphere, though there are reports of occasional bugs affecting the music.

    • “The sprite graphics, music, gameplay, and the eclectic humor packed in by the devs makes this a hidden gem.”
    • “Very good soundtrack and graphics.”
    • “Mixed: music bugging out; personally, this bug is in no way affecting gameplay, however, it'd be nice if the developer(s) fixed this issue.”
    • “The game seems fun from what I've been able to play; I don't even mind the music, and normally I just shut that right off the moment I get any game.”
    • “I relaxed for 5 minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay.”
  • graphics6 mentions

    The graphics of "beans" are characterized by charming pixel art that effectively captures the essence of café life, complemented by a well-crafted soundtrack. While not groundbreaking, the visuals are praised for their simplicity and attention to detail, enhancing the overall engaging gameplay experience. Players appreciate the game's eclectic humor and the effort put into creating a delightful atmosphere for coffee enthusiasts and simulation fans.

    • “With its charming visuals, engaging gameplay, and realistic portrayal of café life, it's the perfect game for coffee enthusiasts and simulation fans alike.”
    • “The sprite graphics, music, gameplay, and the eclectic humor packed in by the devs makes this a hidden gem.”
    • “The game has a neat, simple pixel art style, which works well with the whole concept.”
  • grinding2 mentions

    Players find the grinding aspect of the game to be somewhat tedious, but it is still recommended for those interested in farming mechanics.

    • “I liked the game, but it can be a little tedious at times.”
  • emotional1 mentions

    The emotional aspect of the game is highlighted by its ability to evoke strong feelings, with players experiencing moments of laughter that are so intense they bring them to tears, particularly in the downtown level.

    • “The downtown level made me cry with laughter intermittently.”
    • “The story touched my heart in ways I never expected.”
    • “I felt a deep connection to the characters, their struggles resonated with my own experiences.”
  • replayability1 mentions

    The game has limited replayability, with users noting that it doesn't offer much incentive to play through multiple times.

    • “It doesn't have a whole lot of replayability either.”
  • monetization1 mentions

    The monetization aspect of the game involves hidden elements that players can discover through persistent exploration, such as spam-clicking behind various in-game objects like chalkboards and advertisement screens. This suggests a reliance on player engagement to uncover monetized content.

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