BALLENHEIMER

GOD WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED THAT DODGEBALL WAS WHAT HE WANTED TO INDULGE HIMSELF IN. AND UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, HE DECIDED THAT YOU'RE THE BEST DODGEBALL PLAYER EVER. So, now here you are, in a divine secret dimension and rallying your army to a game of deadly dodgeball using superpowered projectiles against an army of god's own minions. Oh, and there's a nuclear threat involved. Enjoy. And…