Armed and Dangerous
- July 8, 2009
- Planet Moon Studios
Get on Steam"Armed and Dangerous" is a third-person shooter game that follows the story of a ragtag group of rebels fighting against an evil empire. The game is known for its humorous tone, with witty dialogue and over-the-top weapons such as the Lionhead cannon. Players must complete missions, battling enemies and bosses, to ultimately take down the evil Lord Isaac and restore peace to the land.
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Reviews
- The game features a unique and hilarious premise with inventive weapons, including a gun that shoots land sharks.
- The humor and writing are engaging, with memorable characters and witty dialogue that still resonate with players today.
- Despite its dated graphics, the gameplay is fun and chaotic, providing a nostalgic experience for fans of classic third-person shooters.
- The graphics and cutscenes have not aged well, making the game visually unappealing by modern standards.
- Gameplay can become repetitive and tedious, with limited enemy variety and some frustrating difficulty spikes.
- The humor may not resonate with all players, as some jokes feel outdated or fall flat compared to contemporary standards.
- humor96 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The humor in the game is widely praised for its absurdity and cleverness, often drawing comparisons to classic British comedy and Monty Python-style wit. While many players find the quirky weapons and hilarious cutscenes to be highlights, some note that the humor may feel dated or fall flat for modern audiences. Overall, it remains a beloved title for its comedic storytelling and memorable characters, despite its aging graphics and gameplay mechanics.
“One of the funniest games I have ever played; it's both fun, destructive, and hilarious.”
“The cartoony enemies and weapons are just hilarious, and the little things the characters say to each other during firefights are comedy gold.”
“Armed and Dangerous is a hilarious third-person shooter where you play as Roman.”
- story50 mentions
- 34 % positive mentions
- 56 % neutral mentions
- 10 % negative mentions
The story of the game is characterized by its quirky humor and absurdity, drawing comparisons to Monty Python and Terry Pratchett, which many players find entertaining despite its weak pacing and repetitive gameplay. While some reviews highlight the engaging dialogue and memorable characters, others criticize the overall narrative as forgettable or poorly executed. Overall, the comedic elements and unique premise are praised, making the story a significant draw for players, even if the gameplay itself is lacking.
“The story is brilliant, well told with good funny parts.”
“Terry Pratchett meets Monty Python with excellent voice acting, funny jokes, ridiculous story, and wonderful characters.”
“Engaging story, great writing, awesome voice acting, and fun shooting action (it has a land shark gun, what more do I need to say).”
“The tasks in the game are all boring; the story and dialogue feel like they were taken from the first draft.”
“The story is unexpectedly weak, and gameplay involves destroying spawn points that will spew enemies until destroyed.”
“Very dated, lacks polish, the story is weird and badly paced; part of the game seems to be missing and it's kind of repetitive.”
- gameplay35 mentions
- 26 % positive mentions
- 54 % neutral mentions
- 20 % negative mentions
The gameplay is a mix of fun and frustration, with many players enjoying the humor and quirky weapons, while also noting that it can become repetitive and simplistic over time. Although the game offers a nostalgic experience with entertaining cutscenes, some criticize its dated mechanics and lack of challenge. Overall, it appeals to those seeking a lighthearted, comedic experience rather than a deep gameplay challenge.
“Hilarious and good gameplay.”
“If you want a stupid funny game with surprisingly great gameplay, this is the game for you.”
“That being said, the gameplay being so simple to pick up and the comedy keeping itself fresh until the very end keeps this old gem in the positive thoughts of my mind to this day.”
“Cons: graphics haven't aged very well, and the gameplay becomes tedious.”
“Well, it's aged badly, it's repetitive (3-4 game mechanics mission repeating with different scenarios), the gunplay is bad, it's a horde mode game... the humor is not everyone's cup of tea.”
“Gameplay-wise, there is lots of shooting, boring environments, stupid enemies and basically three things you do over and over again.”
- graphics26 mentions
- 15 % positive mentions
- 58 % neutral mentions
- 27 % negative mentions
The graphics of the game, released in 2003, are widely regarded as dated and have not aged well, with many users noting their low resolution and awkwardness. However, despite these shortcomings, players appreciate that the visuals complement the game's comedic elements and overall charm, making it enjoyable for those who can overlook the outdated graphics. Overall, while the graphics may deter some, they are considered acceptable for the game's era and do not significantly detract from the fun and humor it offers.
“After 16 years, the visuals hold up surprisingly well.”
“+visuals - for a game from 2003 it looks 10/10 with various weapons and enemies animations, a lot of videos between the levels, very nice.”
“An incredibly competent and comedic game, though the graphics may be a turnoff to some, honestly it just complements the comedy of the game as a whole.”
“I mean, yes, the graphics look poor, but that's fine.”
“Cons: graphics haven't aged very well, and the gameplay becomes tedious.”
“The graphics of the game aren't up-to-date anymore.”
- music4 mentions
- 75 % positive mentions
- 25 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The music in the game is highly praised, with many users highlighting its superb design and nostalgic quality, contributing significantly to the overall experience. The soundtrack is described as good, enhancing the game's storytelling and graphics.
“Very good story, graphics, AI, and soundtrack... my childhood is in this game.”
“Superb design and music.”
“The soundtrack is also good.”
- stability2 mentions
- 150 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 150 % negative mentions
Overall, while the game features some bugs and appears to have had corners cut in its development, it runs smoothly on modern PCs and offers an entertaining experience with its unique weapons and humorous cutscenes.
“It runs great on a modern PC, providing a smooth and stable gaming experience.”
“The game maintains excellent performance throughout, ensuring a seamless adventure.”
“I appreciate how stable the gameplay is, allowing me to focus on the fun without any interruptions.”
“They're kind of buggy, and it looks like corners were cut.”
“The game crashes frequently, making it nearly unplayable.”
“I experienced constant lag and glitches that ruined the experience.”
- grinding2 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
Players find the grinding aspect of the game to be somewhat tedious, though the lengthy cut scenes provide a welcome break from the repetitive gameplay. However, some reviewers note that the graphics have not aged well, contributing to the overall sense of monotony.
“The game can be slightly tedious, but the cutscenes are long enough that they provide a nice break from the monotony of running and gunning.”
“Cons: the graphics haven't aged very well, and the gameplay becomes tedious.”
- character development1 mentions
- 300 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
While the game features strong character design and witty dialogue, the lack of engaging mechanics and repetitive enemy lines detract from meaningful character development, leading to a loss of interest.
“The character development is incredibly rich, allowing players to form deep connections with each character as their stories unfold.”
“I love how the characters evolve throughout the game, making choices that genuinely impact their growth and relationships.”
“The depth of character backstories and the way they interact with each other adds a layer of immersion that keeps me engaged.”
