Armed and Dangerous
- July 8, 2009
- Planet Moon Studios
Get on Steam"Armed and Dangerous" is a third-person shooter game that follows the story of a ragtag group of rebels fighting against an evil empire. The game is known for its humorous tone, with witty dialogue and over-the-top weapons such as the Lionhead cannon. Players must complete missions, battling enemies and bosses, to ultimately take down the evil Lord Isaac and restore peace to the land.
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Reviews
- The game is filled with unique and hilarious weapons, including a gun that shoots land sharks, which adds a fun twist to the gameplay.
- The humor and witty dialogue throughout the game, along with the entertaining cutscenes, make it a memorable experience.
- Despite its dated graphics and repetitive gameplay, the game still manages to provide a fun and nostalgic experience for those who enjoyed it in the past.
- The gameplay can feel repetitive and lacks variety, often relying on the same mechanics across different missions.
- The graphics and controls have not aged well, making it difficult for modern players to fully enjoy the experience.
- Many players find the game frustrating due to its challenging difficulty spikes and the need for specific fixes to run smoothly on modern hardware.
- humor106 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The humor in the game is widely praised for its unique and often absurd style, reminiscent of British comedy and classic titles like Monty Python, featuring inventive weapons and memorable characters. While many players find the humor to be a highlight, some note that it has aged poorly and may not resonate with modern audiences, leading to mixed opinions on its effectiveness. Overall, the game is considered a fun, albeit janky, experience that delivers plenty of laughs through its quirky storytelling and dialogue.
“One of the funniest games I have ever played; it's both fun, destructive, and hilarious.”
“The cartoony enemies and weapons are just hilarious, and the little things the characters say to each other during firefights are comedy gold.”
“Armed and Dangerous is a hilarious third-person shooter where you play as Roman.”
- story58 mentions
- 31 % positive mentions
- 59 % neutral mentions
- 10 % negative mentions
The story of the game is characterized by its humorous and absurd narrative, drawing inspiration from parodies of popular culture, including Monty Python and LOTR. While many players appreciate the witty dialogue and quirky characters, they also note that the gameplay can become repetitive and the overall plot lacks depth. Despite its flaws, the comedic elements and unique weapons contribute to an entertaining experience that resonates with fans of the genre.
“An underappreciated game with unapologetically British but genuinely hilarious Monty Python-style humor combined with decent storytelling and a lot of jokes that flew over my head as a child.”
“The story is brilliantly told with good funny parts, making it a joy to experience despite the graphics being dated.”
“Engaging story, great writing, awesome voice acting, and fun shooting action (it has a land shark gun, what more do I need to say?).”
“Story, gameplay, cutscenes, it's an incoherent mess.”
“The tasks the game has you do are all boring, the story and dialogue feel like it was all taken from the first draft.”
“The story is unexpectedly weak, and gameplay involves destroying spawn points that will spew enemies until destroyed.”
- gameplay42 mentions
- 24 % positive mentions
- 57 % neutral mentions
- 19 % negative mentions
The gameplay is a mixed bag, with many players enjoying its humor and variety of weapons, but finding it repetitive and simplistic over time. While some appreciate the fun and nostalgic elements, others criticize the dated mechanics and lack of challenge, leading to a generally mediocre experience. Overall, it’s recommended for those seeking a lighthearted, comedic game rather than a deep or challenging gameplay experience.
“The gameplay itself keeps itself fresh through different objectives in each level.”
“If you want a stupid funny game with surprisingly great gameplay, this is the game for you.”
“That being said, the gameplay being so simple to pick up and the comedy keeping itself fresh until the very end keeps this old gem in the positive thoughts of my mind to this day.”
“Story, gameplay, cutscenes, it's an incoherent mess.”
“Well, it's aged badly, it's repetitive (3-4 game mechanics mission repeating with different scenarios), the gunplay is bad, it's a horde mode game... the humor is not everyone's cup of tea.”
“Gameplay-wise, there is lots of shooting, boring environments, stupid enemies, and basically three things you do over and over again.”
- graphics30 mentions
- 13 % positive mentions
- 60 % neutral mentions
- 27 % negative mentions
The graphics of the game are widely regarded as dated and poor, reflecting its 2003 origins, with many reviewers noting that they have not aged well. Despite this, some players find that the simplistic visuals complement the game's humor and overall charm, making it enjoyable for those who can overlook the outdated graphics. While the visuals may be a turnoff for some, the comedic elements and engaging story help to mitigate the impact of the graphics on the overall experience.
“After 16 years, the visuals hold up surprisingly well.”
“For a game from 2003, it looks 10/10 with various weapons and enemy animations, and a lot of videos between the levels, very nice.”
“The graphics are fair for its day, and there's plenty of famous comedy.”
“The graphics are just dreadful and a pain to see.”
“But I cannot find a way to install/apply reshade (any version of it)... so it's just an old game with 2003 graphics (graphics that suck canal water).”
“The graphics of the game aren't up-to-date anymore.”
- music5 mentions
- 80 % positive mentions
- 20 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The music in the game is widely praised, with many reviewers highlighting the wonderful soundtrack as a key element that enhances the overall experience. It is described as superb and nostalgic, contributing significantly to the enjoyment of the game.
“In the end, even with these things, it's still an enjoyable romp set to a wonderful soundtrack.”
“Very good story, graphics, AI, and soundtrack... my childhood is in this game.”
“Superb design and music.”
- stability2 mentions
- 150 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 150 % negative mentions
Overall, the game's stability is mixed; while it runs well on modern PCs and offers an entertaining experience with its humor and features, players have noted bugs and a sense that some aspects feel rushed or incomplete.
“It runs great on a modern PC, providing a smooth and stable gaming experience.”
“The game maintains excellent performance throughout, ensuring a seamless adventure.”
“I appreciate how stable the gameplay is, allowing me to focus on the fun without any interruptions.”
“They're kind of buggy, and it looks like corners were cut.”
“The game crashes frequently, making it nearly unplayable.”
“I experienced constant lag and glitches that ruined the experience.”
- grinding2 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
Players find the grinding aspect of the game somewhat tedious, though the lengthy cut scenes provide a welcome break from the repetitive gameplay. However, some criticize the aging graphics, which contribute to the overall monotony.
“The game can be slightly tedious, but the cutscenes are long enough that they provide a nice break from the monotony of running and gunning.”
“Cons: the graphics haven't aged very well, and the gameplay becomes tedious.”
- character development1 mentions
- 300 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
While the game features strong character design and witty dialogue, the lack of engaging mechanics and repetitive enemy lines detract from meaningful character development, leading to a loss of interest.
“The character development is incredibly rich, with each character having their own unique backstory that unfolds beautifully throughout the game.”
“I love how the characters evolve based on the choices I make, making every decision feel impactful and meaningful.”
“The depth of the characters is impressive; their growth and interactions keep me engaged and invested in their journeys.”
