Alpha Zylon

62%
Game Brain Score Based on 126 reviews
  • story
  • graphics
  • humor
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"Alpha Zylon" is a 3D platformer game with classic 2D gameplay, featuring six levels set in diverse environments like the desert, jungle, and city. Equipped with a variety of weapons, players must battle against numerous enemies, traps, and hazards. The game offers a fast-paced action experience, testing players' combat and platforming skills.

  • PC
  • Windows
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Reviews

62%
Audience ScoreBased on 126 reviews
humor4 positive mentions
monetization2 negative mentions
  • The game supports customizable controls and widescreen resolution, including 4K support, which is impressive for a title from 2007.
  • Some players found the game to be hilariously bad, providing a unique experience that can be entertaining in a 'so bad it's good' way.
  • Despite its flaws, a few players appreciated the game's attempt at storytelling and the artistic choices made by the developers.
  • The graphics and animations are outdated and poorly executed, making the game visually unappealing even for its time.
  • The controls are clunky and unintuitive, leading to frustrating gameplay experiences and frequent deaths due to unfair mechanics.
  • Many reviews highlight the game's lack of quality and polish, describing it as a cash grab that fails to deliver a worthwhile gaming experience.
  • story22 mentions

    The story of "Alpha Zylon" is criticized for being clichéd and poorly executed, with some levels described as boring and technically flawed. However, it attempts to explore deeper themes of war and moral dilemmas through its missions, which, despite their frustrating gameplay, are noted for their artistic intent and engaging action. Overall, while the narrative has potential, it struggles with execution and coherence, leaving players with mixed feelings.

    • “The game covers three distinct and unique missions, one through the desert where you must make it from one side of the map to another.”
    • “Alpha Zylon acts as a way to propel a deep and complex story full of moral dilemmas and anger.”
    • “You are always asking yourself what may come next in the story.”
    • “It looks bad, it's annoying to play with, some levels are boring as hell, the story of the episodes is silly and on the technical side is a mess.”
    • “Its story was as cliché as possible and the gameplay really shouldn't have been fun, but it kind of was.”
    • “Throw all that other junk out the window and step into the boots of our unnamed, unburdened-with-backstory white male hero, who after copious amounts of debate and study I have dubbed Paul.”
  • graphics9 mentions

    The graphics of the game receive mixed reviews, with some praising them as outstanding and better than major titles like The Witcher 3, while others criticize them as subpar or reminiscent of older consoles. Many players highlight impressive animations and sound design, but there are notable complaints about the overall visual quality, with some describing it as terrible or broken. Overall, the graphics seem to be a polarizing aspect of the game, eliciting both admiration and disappointment.

    • “Please buy it now, it's so underrated and the graphics are so good!”
    • “Better graphics than The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, and has more content too!”
    • “The graphics and sound surpass the standard for indie video gaming, and received numerous awards at the Sundance Film Festival, and for good reason.”
    • “This game lacks a little bit on the graphic side but everything else is perfect.”
    • “The graphics and animations are terrible, they look barely better than the original PlayStation.”
    • “The graphics didn't look bad but everything else was an abomination.”
  • humor4 mentions

    The humor in the game is described as a mix of unintentional absurdity and ironic failure, with some players finding it amusing for a brief period before it becomes tedious. While it aims for a comedic experience, the execution may leave some feeling more pained than entertained, though others appreciate its bizarre charm. Overall, reactions to the humor are mixed, with a few finding it hilariously bizarre and others feeling it misses the mark.

    • “This was hilariously bizarre in the best possible way.”
    • “Funny for about 16 minutes.”
    • “Imagine a platformer made by some joker looking to create 'the world's worst game', except they don't actually have a sense of humor and forgot it was supposed to be ironic instead of painful.”
  • gameplay4 mentions

    The gameplay is described as surprisingly enjoyable despite its clichéd story and mechanics that may lead to minor frustration. Players find humor in the game’s mechanics, making it a fun experience overall.

    • “Its story was as cliché as possible and the gameplay really shouldn't have been fun, but it kind of was.”
    • “It is such an amazing game... if you want to get a little bit frustrated (only a tiny bit), and want to laugh a lot at the game mechanics, you should definitely buy it.”
  • monetization2 mentions

    The monetization strategy of the game has been criticized as a cash grab, with users feeling it exploits nostalgia and relies heavily on side advertisements, suggesting a lack of genuine value or innovation.

    • “This seems to have been put on Steam as a nostalgia gouge, or just a cash grab to try to profit from abandonware.”
    • “This is the ultimate sidebar advertising game but on Steam.”
  • music2 mentions

    The music in the game has received mixed reviews, with one user rating it extremely low at 4/100, while another praises it as "sublime," indicating a significant disparity in opinions on its quality.

    • “The music in this game is sublime.”
    • “The soundtrack perfectly complements the gameplay, enhancing the overall experience.”
    • “Each track is beautifully composed, creating an immersive atmosphere that draws you in.”
    • “Music is a 4/100!”
    • “The music in this game is forgettable and lacks any real impact.”
    • “The soundtrack feels repetitive and uninspired, making it hard to stay engaged.”
  • emotional1 mentions

    Alpha Zylon is praised for its powerful emotional impact, effectively illustrating the devastating effects of war on individuals across different backgrounds. The game resonates deeply with players, highlighting the universal tragedy of conflict.

    • “Alpha Zylon is a stunning and emotional look at how war can ruin lives in all manner of places, no matter what race you are.”
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