77p egg: Eggwife

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In 77p egg: Eggwife, a crude and gory first-person shooter, players navigate Sheffie, England as the titular 77p egg. Inspired by Postal 2, Duke Nukem 3D, and Goat Simulator, the game thrives on toilet humor and janky gameplay, offering a lighthearted and chaotic experience.

Play Modes

Single-Player Play through the game's story or campaign solo

Reviews

92%

Audience ScoreBased on 416 reviews

humor73 positive mentions

replayability3 negative mentions

The game features a unique blend of chaotic gameplay, absurd humor, and engaging mechanics, making it a fun experience for fans of boomer shooters.
The weapon variety and environmental interactions are creative and enjoyable, providing a satisfying combat experience.
Despite its crude humor, the game has a surprising amount of depth and replayability, with multiple modes and challenges to explore.

The humor is heavily reliant on toilet jokes and crude themes, which may not appeal to all players and can become repetitive.
The game suffers from pacing issues and can feel overly long, with some levels lacking clear guidance or direction.
Technical issues, such as bugs and confusing level design, can detract from the overall experience and lead to frustration.

humor
80 mentions
91 % positive mentions
0 % neutral mentions
9 % negative mentions
The humor in this game is highly divisive, with many players criticizing it for being overly reliant on crude, juvenile, and toilet humor that often feels repetitive and unoriginal. While some appreciate its absurdity and find moments of genuine hilarity, others feel it falls flat and detracts from the overall experience. Ultimately, enjoyment of the humor seems to hinge on personal taste, particularly regarding lowbrow and shock comedy.
- “There's a lot of really crass adolescent humor, but it has its amusing moments as well.”
- “A deranged and twisted piss humor filled delight with many surprises and quirks that makes for a hell of a fun FPS with lots of screwing around and general fun nonsense.”
- “I was genuinely surprised by how much it managed to make me laugh from the toilet humor and 'meta' jokes.”
- “I tend to have a really high tolerance for terrible shit-comedy and really unfunny things in general, but this game somehow pushes beyond that and quickly became one of the least funny, most juvenile tryhard games I've ever played.”
- “It's evident it's made by extremely unfunny and uncreative people who want to farm as many 'internet points' & 'stamps of approval' using degenerative & 'lol so random' humor that can be understood only by their Discord/Twitter/Reddit circlejerk.”
- “This is Cruelty Squad but unfunny and unsophisticated.”
gameplay
35 mentions
49 % positive mentions
43 % neutral mentions
9 % negative mentions
The gameplay of this title is characterized by its absurd and humorous mechanics, primarily revolving around bodily fluids, which some players find both entertaining and innovative. While the game features smooth controls and engaging combat reminiscent of classic shooters, it also suffers from a mix of janky design and over-the-top visuals that may not appeal to everyone. Overall, despite its unconventional premise, many reviewers appreciate the depth and fun of the gameplay, making it a surprisingly enjoyable experience.
- “The gameplay is perhaps even more impressive as it strikes a seesaw balance of janky and visually odd looking mechanics that feel functional and fun.”
- “Easy to learn mechanics, easy to learn enemies, easy to enjoy this masterpiece of a game.”
- “The level design is pretty great, gameplay is very fun, and I really enjoyed my entire run of the game.”
- “Core gameplay mechanics revolve around how much you can piss and shit.”
- “It feels like the dev was really insecure about their game and instead of refining its mechanics, levels or design in any way, filled it with an incomprehensible amount of garbage so that any negative criticism could be played off as 'well it's supposed to suck'.”
- “Clearly a labor of love by some indie devs who care...yes, I'm saying that about a game where a key mechanic is pooing in the air to double jump.”
story
30 mentions
20 % positive mentions
67 % neutral mentions
13 % negative mentions
The game's story is a chaotic blend of tragedy and absurdity, featuring a protagonist on a bizarre quest following the death of his wife. While some players appreciate its humor and unique narrative style, others find it forgettable or poorly executed, with many elements feeling disconnected. Overall, opinions vary widely, with some praising it as a masterful creation and others criticizing it for its lack of coherence and unfinished state.
- “Incredible characters, storytelling, and environments.”
- “When people say 'video games can't be art,' I show this masterful creation that is both fun, immersive, and artistic, with a beautiful story to back it up.”
- “'tis a testament to the timeless nature of storytelling, proving that even in this age of technology, the human heart remains unchanged.”
- “The story itself is almost too forgettable and way too much is going on to follow it closely anyway.”
- “It's as immature and as dumb as it sounds with a narrative that is one fever dream to the next with barely connected plot elements and a silly overarching theme.”
- “The story gets completely forgotten after the second level and doesn't come back until the last few moments of the last level.”
music
18 mentions
50 % positive mentions
33 % neutral mentions
17 % negative mentions
The music in the game has received widespread acclaim, with many reviewers praising the soundtrack as "awesome" and "epic," highlighting its ability to enhance the overall experience. The diverse and engaging tracks, often described as "bops," reflect a strong passion from the artists involved, making the music a standout feature of the game. While some found certain tracks repetitive, the overall consensus is that the soundtrack significantly elevates the gameplay.
- “The soundtrack, too, is damn good!”
- “But yet, the gameplay is fun, music is an absolute bop and the levels are well designed.”
- “The one thing that stood out to me was definitely the soundtrack, that's how I could instantly tell this project was made with passion. Kudos to the artists involved for making a soundtrack so catered to the experience; as someone who dabbles frequently in music production, I can really appreciate these tracks.”
- “May not be a backstory, but a lot of stupid and loud music that'll make you go 'oh that's where that's from.'”
- “All while listening to some smooth music about anal sex, blasting from a radio, I found some drug-laced cereal, ate that, tripped balls while watching the whole house burn, and then threw the radio out the window because it was only playing the one song and got annoying.”
- “The one thing that stood out to me was definitely the soundtrack; that's how I could instantly tell this project was made with passion. Kudos to the artists involved with this project for making a soundtrack so catered to the experience.”
graphics
16 mentions
19 % positive mentions
63 % neutral mentions
19 % negative mentions
The graphics of the game evoke a polarizing response, with some praising its unique, "boomer shooter" aesthetic and creative design, while others criticize it as intentionally hideous or lazy. Many reviewers draw comparisons to titles like "Cruelty Squad," highlighting a blend of innovative concepts and low-brow visuals that challenge traditional aesthetics. Overall, the graphics are seen as a deliberate choice that may not appeal to everyone, but contribute to the game's distinct identity.
- “I was originally drawn in by the graphics and the overall 'boomer shooter' look and feel of the game.”
- “Dear lord, I have never seen better graphics in a game.”
- “Once I booted up the game, my senses were immediately assaulted with the most hideous images my graphics card has ever had the misfortune to render.”
- “Also, I know the game isn't meant to look good, but this art style really does just come off as lazy.”
- “The aesthetic of this game is something else; the developers managed to make the game look finished while also looking like it's unfinished. There's definitely some level of creativity here.”
emotional
3 mentions
100 % positive mentions
0 % neutral mentions
0 % negative mentions
Players report a deeply emotional experience, highlighting a wide range of feelings from joy to sorrow. Many express that the game evokes strong reactions, with some even shedding tears, indicating a powerful connection to the narrative and characters.
- “The devs cried, rejoiced, and experienced the entire melange of the human emotional experience.”
- “I cried.”
- “I cried.”
atmosphere
2 mentions
100 % positive mentions
0 % neutral mentions
0 % negative mentions
The game's atmosphere is often praised for its fun and unique qualities, enhanced by engaging weapons and gameplay mechanics, including a bonus arcade mode and randomizer. Reviewers note that it successfully creates an enjoyable environment that stands out at various moments.
- “Fun and unique atmosphere, weapons, and gameplay (including a bonus arcade mode and randomizer).”
- “Believe it or not, this game has good atmosphere at times.”
replayability
2 mentions
50 % positive mentions
-100 % neutral mentions
150 % negative mentions
The game offers significant replayability, with an average campaign run lasting around 3 hours on medium difficulty, complemented by smooth gameplay, various side modes, and numerous secrets to discover. This combination enhances the overall replay value, making it appealing for players seeking to revisit the experience.
- “Chuck in a bunch of additional side modes and plenty of secrets to locate, and you've got yourself some top-tier replay value, too.”
- “An average run of part 1 of the campaign on a medium difficulty level took me about 3 hours, but there's a ton of replayability, simply due to the fact that the game plays so smoothly.”
- “After completing the game once, I found little incentive to go back. The story doesn't change much, and the side quests feel repetitive.”
- “While the gameplay mechanics are solid, the lack of diverse endings or significant choices makes replaying the game feel more like a chore than an enjoyable experience.”
optimization
2 mentions
0 % positive mentions
50 % neutral mentions
50 % negative mentions
The game's optimization has been criticized for standard CPU performance issues commonly associated with Unreal Engine 4, leading to a subpar gaming experience.
- “You are probably not going to like the game's performance, as it exhibits the standard CPU performance issues typical for the overrated Unreal Engine 4.”
monetization
1 mentions
0 % positive mentions
-200 % neutral mentions
300 % negative mentions
Reviews indicate that monetization practices in the gaming industry often lead to excessive crunch and pressure on studios, as companies prioritize financial gain over creative integrity in their pursuit of blockbuster titles.
- “Every multimedia company funds any aspiring game studio they can, bloating it with unbearable crunch, deadlines, and in-game monetization, all in the name of making 'the next big thing'.”
- “The monetization strategies in this game feel exploitative, pushing players to spend more just to enjoy basic features.”
- “It's frustrating to see a game that could be great overshadowed by aggressive monetization tactics that prioritize profit over player experience.”
stability
1 mentions
0 % positive mentions
0 % neutral mentions
100 % negative mentions
The stability of "77p egg: eggwife" is criticized for being plagued with numerous bugs and unfinished elements, leading to a perception of the game as an incomplete and frustrating experience. Users note that many map flaws are dismissed as "easter eggs" or "jokes," further highlighting the lack of polish.
- “77p egg: Eggwife is an unfun, buggy, unfinished mess. The game has countless unfinished areas or holes in the map and calls them 'easter eggs' or 'jokes'.”