Vam Pie Er

Sometimes pies wake up and become sentient. It's just a thing that happens. One moment they're a shell of perfectly baked dough harboring a lovely medley of flavorful fillings, the next they're harboring something much more sinister. Vampirism. Most humans know nothing about this, but in the underbelly of every major city is a secret culture of pies that skulk about by night, feeding on blood. …