Totally Reliable Delivery Service

“Throughout the hour of gameplay, run would get stuck on occasionally (press shift to run, release to walk, and then randomly it would invert for shift to walk, release to run).”

“The premise appears straightforward—deliver packages across a colorful series of open environments—but the mechanical foundation intentionally turns every delivery attempt into a miniature disaster waiting to unfold.”

“The controls and mechanics are clunky (you expect Human Fall Flat levels of smoothness based on the aesthetics, but those expectations are badly violated; I don't feel like the things I'm trying to input are doable. Controls on foot are my biggest complaint, and I don't know what to recommend).”

“The missions have wildly variable difficulty spikes, which would be tolerable with better UI and player expectation management (like a mission difficulty indicator, and the threshold for different trophy levels).”

“- missions all give the same money reward regardless of location and difficulty so you may as well just get gold on the tutorial mission over and over rather than making an effort with harder missions.”

“Unlock and progression mechanics are a nonsense cycle of earning money and spending it at the 'wizard'--and I get this game is all about silliness and butt jokes, but that feels shoehorned (could remove the wizard and unlock area assets by completing missions? Unless there's some story, I don't understand his role).”

“I get it's supposed to be buggy to make it funny, but it's so broken you can't play it at all. Even the most simple controls like clicking your mouse to get the character to move its arm don't work 80% of the time. Pretty much every control feels like it works only 20% of the time, and on top of that the online services are constantly breaking and disconnecting my friends.”

“So buggy that at times it was completely unplayable.”

“As much as the game seems like a great concept and is fun from the time I've played, this is a huge thumbs down if you plan on playing online. The game is unbearably buggy and the input lag makes playing the game a chore, doubling down on the already awkward controls.”

“Visuals look off, every building and object give off a vibe of unpolished, half-baked assets.”

“Don't know how this game is rated very positive, terrible visuals and design, art direction; the control and 'tutorial' part is lacking; I can't find anything to praise.”

“There is little to no granularity in graphics settings - I have to choose between no depth of field and extremely low render distance, bad-looking depth of field, or good-looking depth of field that my GPU cannot handle at 2k+120fps.”

“There is no soundtrack, just one decently cute song playing on repeat.”

“Very buggy—for instance, if you go into the golden city and touch the water by the hammer, but don't die to it, you will have the stage music blaring in your ears at max volume even when you leave the island; it never stops.”

“The stage music plays over the sound effect volume control, not the music control, which means that both the default music track and the stage music blare over each other.”

“Technical issues—including occasional performance hitches, collision oddities, and online connectivity inconsistencies—can disrupt the flow, making the chaos feel less intentional and more like unfinished polish.”

“I was gifted this by a friend, and unfortunately whether he hosted or I did we both experienced input lag, stuttering, and even some rubber banding.”

“The constant desync in multiplayer to the horrific performance problems while playing with friends.”

“You'll need a second life for grinding.”

“Just a lot of grinding for vehicles and stuff.”

“I spent the majority of my time in this game grinding for golden trophies, which added to my anger and frustration.”

“This does make replay value higher as you will be replaying the same 30-50 deliveries and hope you do actually get a place to deliver the item before you delete your save and start over again.”

“Lack of differentiated content will limit the replayability for some players.”