Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a wacky physics-based warfare simulation game. Command a variety of units with unique abilities and watch as they bumble into battle, resulting in unpredictable and often hilarious outcomes. Perfect for casual players seeking a light-hearted and entertaining experience.

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98%

Audience ScoreBased on 72,097 reviews

humor5,429 positive mentions

stability314 negative mentions

humor
5,433 mentions
100 % positive mentions
0 % neutral mentions
0 % negative mentions
The humor in "Totally Accurate Battle Simulator" (TABS) is a standout feature, with players consistently praising its absurd and chaotic physics, which lead to hilariously unpredictable battle outcomes. The game's quirky character designs, goofy animations, and funny sound effects contribute to a lighthearted atmosphere that keeps players entertained for hours. Many reviews highlight the joy of creating custom units and scenarios, making it a perfect choice for those seeking a fun and comedic gaming experience.
- “A hilarious game that is a lot of fun to play, you can also make very creative and cool custom characters. All the characters look super cool and have creative powers.”
- “This game is both hilarious and entertaining. The physics make some really funny situations, and the sound effects and messy unit limbs make it even better.”
- “This game is a mix between funny and goofy stuff and cool and stupid in the best way possible. The sound design adds to the humor, with each whack, thud, and squawk perfectly timed to make you giggle.”
- “Not funny, didn't laugh.”
- “It's not funny because it's not in multiplayer or can't play with friends.”
- “Love the game and holy crap, it's messed up and funny.”
gameplay
863 mentions
42 % positive mentions
55 % neutral mentions
2 % negative mentions
The gameplay of "Totally Accurate Battle Simulator" (TABS) is characterized by its chaotic and humorous physics-based mechanics, allowing players to create and pit various units against each other in absurd battles. While many players appreciate the game's lighthearted nature and the freedom to experiment with unit combinations, some criticize its lack of depth and repetitive gameplay, noting that it may not satisfy those seeking a more strategic experience. Overall, TABS offers a fun and engaging sandbox environment, though its appeal may vary depending on individual preferences for gameplay complexity.
- “The physics-based mechanics make every encounter entertaining and unpredictable.”
- “The gameplay is both addictive and hilarious, and there's a seemingly endless amount of content to get stuck into.”
- “The game's unique physics-based gameplay mechanics make for some truly unexpected and delightful battles, and the wide variety of units at your disposal allows for endless experimentation and strategizing.”
- “If you're looking for gameplay, this isn't your type of game as it's an NPC-ish game where you see teams fight each other. The most 'gameplay' in this game is fighting with a character by clicking 'F' on them, though that's not really fun.”
- “The game's content is just loads of bloat or gags; nothing is really meaningful to what little gameplay there is.”
- “I saw this game three years ago and today I was excited to finally get so-called 'early access,' but was disappointed that nothing much changed in three years... just more and more units but the game still remains very shallow. There is actually no gameplay aside from putting the units and watching them fight for 30 seconds, which gets old quickly.”
graphics
852 mentions
50 % positive mentions
47 % neutral mentions
2 % negative mentions
The graphics of the game have received a mixed but generally positive reception, with many players praising the charming, cartoonish art style and vibrant visuals that enhance the game's whimsical nature. While some users noted performance issues and the need to adjust settings for lower-end computers, the overall consensus highlights the graphics as a key aspect of the game's appeal, contributing to its fun and engaging gameplay. Despite some critiques regarding simplicity and occasional glitches, the unique aesthetic and humorous animations have made a lasting impression on players.
- “The graphics are to die for.”
- “Absolutely stunning graphics.”
- “The bright, colorful graphics and exaggerated character designs contribute to the game's lighthearted tone.”
- “The game doesn't even have the visuals or grand scale of similar sandboxes to compensate for its unoriginal and predictable gameplay.”
- “Far too limited in customization, minuscule numbers of units allowed on screen, ugly graphics and worse art style, just a very limited game.”
- “You’d think that a game with such simplistic graphics would at least have decent performance, but no.”
story
589 mentions
17 % positive mentions
65 % neutral mentions
17 % negative mentions
The game's story aspect is largely criticized for its lack of depth, with many users noting that it features minimal narrative content and primarily focuses on gameplay mechanics. While there are campaign missions that provide some structure, they are often described as simplistic and repetitive, lacking a cohesive storyline. However, players appreciate the ability to create their own scenarios and narratives in sandbox mode, which allows for a more personalized experience.
- “Totally accurate battle simulator (commonly abbreviated as TABS) is a masterpiece in modern storytelling and game design.”
- “One of the most immersive fighting games I have ever seen, the heartfelt story crafting was beautifully perfect. For example, there was a beautifully written halfling with a tragic backstory that got you so attached to him, then he dies from a hairy guy holding a club. I personally cried for weeks because of the tragedy.”
- “The story mode is great, the graphics are great but could be a little better. The thought and effort put into this is awesome.”
- “The campaign missions are just something that anyone could make and have absolutely no unique flavor when compared to the workshop campaigns made by fans of the game.”
- “The only complaint that I really had is that there is not any story in the game, nor is there enough information on the hidden units.”
- “There is no story, no real progression outside of improving your own skills and playing the short campaigns however there is endless entertainment.”
stability
332 mentions
5 % positive mentions
1 % neutral mentions
95 % negative mentions
The game's stability is a mixed bag, with many players reporting a variety of glitches and bugs that can be both amusing and frustrating. While some users experience minimal issues, others face significant problems, including crashes and freezing, particularly when using the unit creator or during large battles. Overall, the game's quirky glitches often add to its charm, but players should be prepared for a somewhat unstable experience.
- “Runs great on Mac!”
- “The game is pretty bug-free, aside from the occasional pixel-hunting when placing units, so that was a plus for me as well.”
- “Despite running this on a 2014 laptop, this game runs great and is a sandboxed abundance of joy for my creative mind.”
- “The game is still buggy in some aspects and I understand they released this in early access so the players could check out the progress, but the bugs aren't too annoying and the base gameplay is great fun.”
- “It's a good game, but can be quite weird and buggy at times, like not being able to delete custom units that you downloaded.”
- “The game play is fun however it is super annoying that when you quit the game it just freezes the screen and takes it hostage and ignores any attempts to force it down resulting in the need to restart your entire computer just to get back to the desktop.”
replayability
208 mentions
50 % positive mentions
48 % neutral mentions
3 % negative mentions
The game is widely praised for its high replayability, largely due to its unique ragdoll physics, extensive unit customization, and a vibrant community that creates additional content. Many players find the unit creator and mod support to significantly enhance the experience, offering near-infinite possibilities for gameplay. However, some users express concerns about the game's longevity, noting that it can become repetitive after extended play, despite its initial fun and variety.
- “With its ragdoll physics, quirky units, and endless customization options, TABS offers an experience that is both unique and endlessly replayable.”
- “The unpredictable outcomes and freedom to explore new strategies make it highly replayable.”
- “The ability to dive into an ever-expanding pool of user-created content ensures that the game never gets stale, and the sheer variety of units and creative possibilities adds depth and replayability.”
- “The end result is a repetitive and uninspired experience that offers little to no replay value.”
- “Makes the game have zero replayability and simply rely on spectacle which does not last.”
- “I love coming back to this game every update, but unfortunately I leave soon after since the game doesn't have that much replayability.”
grinding
147 mentions
2 % positive mentions
76 % neutral mentions
22 % negative mentions
The reviews overwhelmingly indicate that grinding in the game is extensive and often tedious, with many players humorously suggesting that it feels like you would need "a second life" to complete it. While some found the achievement grinding to be enjoyable, the overall sentiment leans towards the process being time-consuming and frustrating, particularly due to RNG elements and the need for repetitive tasks. A few reviews noted that grinding can be fun in moderation, but it often detracts from the overall experience.
- “You'll need a second life for grinding.”
- “A bit grindy sometimes.”
- “One long, tedious grind.”
- “The main game starts off fun but becomes tedious as you get further.”
- “It got so tedious with all the trial and error on how to win a fight, a lot of troops to choose from and zero information on what is good vs what or anything.”
- “The game can be tedious, and to be honest, sometimes it's just really boring, since all you do is place units and watch them fight.”
music
106 mentions
50 % positive mentions
46 % neutral mentions
4 % negative mentions
The music in the game is widely praised for its whimsical and fitting soundtrack that enhances the overall experience, with many users noting its ability to complement the game's visuals and humor. While some find the music to be repetitive or unmemorable at times, others appreciate its catchy and thematic qualities, making it enjoyable during gameplay. Overall, the sound design, including both music and sound effects, contributes significantly to the game's charm and fun atmosphere.
- “The sound design complements the visuals perfectly, with comical sound effects and a fittingly whimsical soundtrack.”
- “The music is epic and dramatic, which adds a fun contrast to the absurd visuals.”
- “The soundtrack absolutely slaps, the gameplay could go on forever without getting boring, and with the unit creator and hero unit in the near future, there's a whole lot more to look forward to.”
- “Sound and music 5/10 - nothing memorable here.”
- “The background music is no better—an insipid, repetitive loop that sounds like it was composed during a caffeine withdrawal.”
- “It’s as if the creators thought that an incessantly annoying soundtrack would somehow enhance the comedic value of the game.”
optimization
96 mentions
34 % positive mentions
55 % neutral mentions
10 % negative mentions
The game's optimization is a mixed bag, with many players reporting smooth performance on capable systems, while others experience significant lag during large battles or on lower-end hardware. Despite its fun gameplay and engaging mechanics, the need for better optimization is a common concern, particularly when handling numerous units on screen, which can lead to performance drops and crashes. Overall, while some players find it runs well, many agree that improvements are necessary for a more consistent experience across various setups.
- “The optimization in this game is great and the content is there too.”
- “Of course, it's optimized well and it's still fun.”
- “Pretty good performance, funny ragdoll physics and little animation details.”
- “This game is so badly optimized, like this equals to playing Red Dead Redemption 2 on my PC, like wtf.”
- “Dont get me wrong, very good game, but very very poorly optimized. I have an RTX 2070, and it barely even runs this game on low graphics and low resolution.”
- “Performance is absolutely dreadful if you have anything higher than 20 a side, meaning you can't really do massive battles unless you want to watch a slideshow.”
emotional
31 mentions
100 % positive mentions
0 % neutral mentions
0 % negative mentions
Players express a wide range of emotions while engaging with the game, from laughter to deep sadness, often citing its immersive graphics and heartfelt storytelling as key factors. Many reviewers highlight the game's ability to evoke nostalgia and joy, with some sharing personal experiences of crying both from humor and tragic moments within the narrative. Overall, the game is praised for its emotional depth, combining humor with poignant storytelling that resonates with players on multiple levels.
- “This game has made me cry laughing and also cry normally.”
- “One of the most immersive fighting games I have ever seen, the glory of the lifelike graphics could make a grown man shed a tear. I personally broke down in tears because of the graphics, reminiscing on how far humanity has come. The heartfelt story crafting was so beautifully perfect; for example, there was this beautifully written halfling with a tragic backstory. The story writers get you so attached to him, then he dies from a hairy guy holding a club. I personally cried for weeks because of the tragedy. Thank you for reading my heartfelt review.”
- “I love TABS; I remember the days when I would watch Captain-Sauce play while I ate my cereal or when I was feeling bad. The game always made me feel warm and cozy.”
character development
23 mentions
43 % positive mentions
43 % neutral mentions
13 % negative mentions
Character development in the game is praised for its vibrant and exaggerated designs that enhance the lighthearted tone, contributing to a fun and engaging experience. Players appreciate the creativity and humor in character creation, alongside the game's physics and art style, although some note a lack of variety in character designs over time. Overall, the character design is seen as a standout feature that adds to the game's charm and entertainment value.
- “First of all, amazing game, great level design, great campaigns that make you use your brain, character design that makes me crack up still to this day, one of the best custom content systems I have seen in a game, and on top of all that, it is historically accurate!”
- “Gotta love the character design and the creativity put into them.”
- “The game's visuals were remarkable, with vibrant landscapes and detailed character designs that transported me back thousands of moons.”
- “It does get very repetitive and there is not a lot of change in the character design.”
- “Stupid physics, stupid character designs, stupid mods, stupid abilities, stupid everything.”
- “Despite the character design (and the name which lies because it's totally not accurate at all), it's a really funny game with custom player creations like one of mine called Clawzilla who is very OP.”
monetization
19 mentions
21 % positive mentions
58 % neutral mentions
21 % negative mentions
Overall, players appreciate the game's monetization model, highlighting the absence of ads and microtransactions, which enhances their enjoyment. Many commend the developers for prioritizing player experience over profit, with frequent content updates and a focus on fun gameplay. However, some users express frustration with the content unlocking system, suggesting it could be improved.
- “It is so good, so many troops, loads of maps, and no ads!”
- “Very fun game, if you like challenging strategy or fun wacky physics; it is a fun game along with the lack of microtransactions.”
- “This is how a gaming company should be; they do everything to keep their clients happy, they keep the game updated, and most importantly... no microtransactions.”
- “This game probably has the worst content unlocking system of any game I've ever seen, excluding microtransactions, and that part of the game works as intended.”
- “Another issue that dampened my experience was the incessant barraging of in-game purchases.”
- “Microtransactions were as prevalent as mosquitoes in a swamp, constantly buzzing in my ear and detracting from my immersion in this prehistoric world.”
atmosphere
8 mentions
63 % positive mentions
0 % neutral mentions
38 % negative mentions
The game's atmosphere is characterized by its lighthearted and humorous tone, complemented by charming graphics and engaging gameplay. Players appreciate the creative freedom and fun elements, with unique features like whimsical units enhancing the overall experience. The accurate music and sound design further contribute to a captivating and enjoyable atmosphere.
- “You get to be so creative and the atmosphere is amazing.”
- “This game has amazing graphics, cool secrets, and an overall fun atmosphere.”
- “The graphics are charming and the overall atmosphere of the game is lighthearted and humorous.”
- “There's a unit that shoots arrows with balloons that carries enemies into the atmosphere, whereupon they die after falling back to the ground.”
- “Just the atmosphere and gameplay is a masterpiece.”