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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

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98%Game Brain Score
humor, gameplay
story, stability
98% User Score Based on 82,889 reviews

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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a single player and multiplayer strategy game with warfare and comedy themes. It was developed by Landfall and was released on December 20, 2019. It received overwhelmingly positive reviews from players.

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a wacky physics-based warfare simulation game. Command a variety of units with unique abilities and watch as they bumble into battle, resulting in unpredictable and often hilarious outcomes. Perfect for casual players seeking a light-hearted and entertaining experience.

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98%
Audience ScoreBased on 82,889 reviews
humor6.2k positive mentions
story126 negative mentions

  • The humor and absurdity of the physics create unpredictable and hilarious battle outcomes, making for a delightful experience.
  • The game offers high replayability through its sandbox mode and unit creator, allowing for endless creative possibilities and varied gameplay experiences.
  • The absence of microtransactions and frequent updates contribute to a player-friendly monetization approach, enhancing overall enjoyment.
  • The game suffers from stability issues, with frequent glitches and bugs that can disrupt gameplay, particularly during multiplayer sessions.
  • Many players find the gameplay repetitive over time, lacking depth and strategic variety, which can lead to boredom.
  • The music has received mixed reviews, with some players finding it repetitive and overly chipper, detracting from the overall experience.
  • humor
    6,185 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The humor in "Totally Accurate Battle Simulator" (TABS) is a standout feature, with players praising its absurd and wacky physics that lead to unpredictable and hilarious battle outcomes. The game's quirky character designs, goofy animations, and funny sound effects contribute to a lighthearted atmosphere, making it a delightful experience for both casual play and strategic challenges. Many reviews highlight the joy of creating custom units and scenarios, emphasizing the game's ability to generate laughter and entertainment through its chaotic and silly gameplay.

    • “Hilarious physics-based chaos: the 'wobbler' characters flail and stumble around the battlefield, creating ridiculous, unpredictable, and funny moments in every fight.”
    • “The game's physics engine ensures that no two battles are the same, as units stumble and collide in often hilarious ways.”
    • “This game is a hilarious blast to play! The absurd ragdoll physics make it all that much more hilarious.”
    • “Funn-ee physics are not funny.”
    • “Not funny didn't laugh.”
    • “It's not funny because it's not in multiplayer or can't play with friends.”
  • gameplay
    1,015 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The gameplay of "Totally Accurate Battle Simulator" (TABS) is characterized by its humorous and chaotic physics-based mechanics, allowing players to create and pit diverse units against each other in entertaining battles. While many reviews praise the game's fun and engaging nature, some note that the gameplay can become repetitive over time, lacking depth and strategic variety. Overall, TABS offers a lighthearted experience with a strong emphasis on creativity and silliness, making it a popular choice for casual gaming and experimentation.

    • “The gameplay centers on assembling armies from a diverse roster of units—ranging from medieval warriors and vikings to mythical creatures and absurd inventions—and pitting them against enemy forces across varied, often hilarious, battlefields.”
    • “The gameplay is both addictive and hilarious, and there's a seemingly endless amount of content to get stuck into, especially once you have all the secrets and community-created content available to try out.”
    • “The game's unique physics-based gameplay mechanics make for some truly unexpected and delightful battles, and the wide variety of units at your disposal allows for endless experimentation and strategizing.”
    • “The battles are varied, but the core gameplay loop doesn’t change much as you progress, which could turn off players looking for more variety.”
    • “If you're looking for gameplay, this isn't your type of game as it's an NPC-ish game where you see teams fight each other. The most 'gameplay' in this game is fighting with a character by clicking 'F' on them, though that's not really fun.”
    • “The gameplay is very stale and bottlenecks after a while.”
  • graphics
    948 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The graphics of the game are characterized by a whimsical, low-poly art style that complements its comedic and lighthearted gameplay. While many players appreciate the charming and colorful visuals, some have noted performance issues, particularly on lower-end hardware, suggesting that the game can be demanding despite its seemingly simple graphics. Overall, the graphics are seen as fitting for the game's tone, providing a fun and engaging experience, even if they aren't cutting-edge.

    • “It has timeless visuals that please the eyes.”
    • “Visually, TABS embraces a deliberately low-poly, colorful art style that complements its comedic tone.”
    • “The graphics are amazing, the gameplay is good, and there are almost endless battles.”
    • “The graphics in tabs are reminiscent of a late-90s web game—painfully blocky, garishly colorful, and devoid of any real detail.”
    • “You’d think that a game with such simplistic graphics would at least have decent performance, but no.”
    • “The game struggles with its own inept physics engine, causing graphical glitches that can only be described as 'comically awful.' Characters jitter around the screen, objects clip through each other, and the whole visual experience is as disorienting as it is visually unappealing.”
  • story
    702 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The story aspect of "Totally Accurate Battle Simulator" (TABS) is generally viewed as minimal or lacking depth, with many players noting that the game primarily focuses on gameplay rather than a cohesive narrative. While there is a story mode featuring various missions, it is often described as simplistic and repetitive, with the real charm of the game lying in its sandbox mode where players can create their own scenarios and battles. Overall, players appreciate the freedom to craft their own stories and enjoy the humorous, chaotic nature of the gameplay, but those seeking a rich narrative experience may find it lacking.

    • “The game has a story mode that actually works really well, which I was not expecting for a game of this genre.”
    • “The story mode is great, graphics are great but could be a little better but I'm not complaining, and the thought and effort put into this is awesome.”
    • “This game has amazing storylines and great graphics; I highly encourage others to play as well.”
    • “I think the story levels are a little bit boring and that the main charm in this game lies in the sandbox mode.”
    • “The game also includes a story mode—though I wouldn't really call it a story.”
    • “There is no story, no real progression outside of improving your own skills and playing the short campaigns; however, there is endless entertainment.”
  • stability
    353 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The game's stability is a significant concern among users, with many reporting frequent glitches and bugs that can disrupt gameplay. While some players find the bugs amusing and integral to the game's charm, others express frustration over issues like freezing and crashes, particularly when using custom units or during multiplayer sessions. Overall, the game is described as fun and entertaining, but its stability issues detract from the experience for many players.

    • “This game is a must buy, the amount of time put into the game is amazing, the character creation is great because of the easy settings, the game runs great (obviously) and the mods are all great.”
    • “Despite running this on a 2014 laptop, this game runs great and is a sandboxed abundance of joy for my creative mind.”
    • “Otherwise it's a strong yes from me, it's polished, it runs great and the most important part is it's hilarious, no really, the combat will make you laugh.”
    • “The game is still buggy in some aspects and I understand they released this in early access so the players could check out the progress, but the bugs aren't too annoying and the base gameplay is great fun.”
    • “It's a little bit buggy, but is still out of the question a great and funny game to spend your time playing, whether it's with friends or just by yourself.”
    • “The game is very nice and fun but in the same very glitchy; I've messed around in the simulation and the campaign and I have found a lot of glitches and the game often crashes.”
  • replayability
    244 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The game is widely praised for its high replayability, largely due to its sandbox mode, unit creator, and unpredictable AI, which allow for endless creative possibilities and varied gameplay experiences. While some players note that the game can become repetitive after extensive play, the addition of user-generated content and frequent updates significantly enhances its longevity. Overall, it is considered a fun and engaging title with substantial replay value, especially for those who enjoy experimenting with different strategies and scenarios.

    • “The sandbox aspects give near endless replayability, and that is not even mentioning mods and the unit creator.”
    • “The unpredictable outcomes and freedom to explore new strategies make it highly replayable.”
    • “The unit creator is awesome and adds so much more replayability; the limitless number of possibilities is insane, and you can never get bored with it.”
    • “The end result is a repetitive and uninspired experience that offers little to no replay value.”
    • “The game is enjoyable, although with limited sandbox (limited troops) and little replay value, as you can only knock over the same battalion on the same map so many times, but that is to be expected with these games.”
    • “Its a good game, it just has so many bugs and it just doesn't have replay value and it gets boring after a while.”
  • grinding
    184 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The reviews indicate that grinding in the game is often viewed as tedious and time-consuming, with many players expressing that it feels excessive and requires a significant time investment, likening it to needing "a second life" to complete. While some players find the achievement grinding enjoyable, others feel it detracts from the overall fun, leading to boredom and frustration as the game progresses. Overall, the grinding aspect is a mixed bag, with some appreciating the challenge while many others find it overly grindy and tedious.

    • “A bit grindy sometimes.”
    • “A few weeks or more of grinding.”
    • “One long, tedious grind.”
    • “You'll need a second life for grinding.”
    • “The main game starts off fun but becomes tedious as you get further.”
    • “It got so tedious with all the trial and error on how to win a fight, a lot of troops to choose from and zero information on what is good vs what or anything.”
  • music
    118 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The music in the game has received a mixed reception, with many players praising its catchy and thematic qualities that enhance the overall experience, while others find it repetitive or overly chipper. Some users highlight the unique soundtracks for different maps and the emotional depth conveyed through the music, noting that it complements the gameplay well. Overall, the soundtrack is considered a strong aspect of the game, contributing to its fun and engaging atmosphere, despite some calls for more variety and customization options.

    • “You can feel the heart and soul poured into every part of this game, and the music really shows it.”
    • “The soundtrack absolutely slaps, the gameplay could go on forever without getting boring, and with the unit creator and hero unit in the near future, there's a whole lot more to look forward to.”
    • “The game looks beautiful, the music is phenomenal, and the voice acting is just amazing.”
    • “The background music is no better—an insipid, repetitive loop that sounds like it was composed during a caffeine withdrawal.”
    • “It’s as if the creators thought that an incessantly annoying soundtrack would somehow enhance the comedic value of the game.”
    • “- repetitive music soundtracks that get old quickly.”
  • optimization
    118 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The game's optimization has received mixed reviews, with many players experiencing significant performance issues when deploying large numbers of units, often leading to lag and frame drops. While some users report smooth gameplay on high-end PCs, others with lower specifications struggle, indicating that the game is not well-optimized for all systems. Overall, there is a consensus that improvements are needed, particularly for handling larger battles and enhancing stability across various hardware configurations.

    • “The game is well-optimized, ensuring smooth gameplay no matter how ridiculous the battlefield gets.”
    • “The optimization in this game is great and the content is there too.”
    • “Runs smoothly, funny physics, endless possibilities!”
    • “Very poor performance with more than 50 units on the field even with a very good PC.”
    • “This game is so badly optimized, it's like playing Red Dead Redemption 2 on my PC, like what the heck.”
    • “Performance is absolutely dreadful if you have anything higher than 20 a side, meaning you can't really do massive battles unless you want to watch a slideshow.”
  • emotional
    41 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    Players express a wide range of emotions while engaging with the game, from laughter to deep sadness, often triggered by character deaths or nostalgic memories associated with gameplay. The game's whimsical design and heartfelt storytelling resonate strongly, leading to moments of joy and reflection, while the community's wholesome nature enhances the overall emotional experience. Many reviewers highlight how the game evokes a sense of attachment and nostalgia, making it a memorable and impactful experience.

    • “I cried when the blue gummby died from falling off the map, and then the red gummby started shaking its ass at the camera because it was stuck on a rock.”
    • “One of the most immersive fighting games I have ever seen, the glory of the lifelike graphics could make a grown man shed a tear. I personally broke down in tears because of the graphics, reminiscing on how far humanity has come. The heartfelt story crafting was so beautifully perfect; for example, there was this beautifully written halfling with a tragic backstory. The story writers get you so attached to him, then he dies from a hairy guy holding a club. I personally cried for weeks because of the tragedy.”
    • “I love tabs; I remember the days when I would watch Captain-Sauce play while I ate my cereal or when I was feeling bad. The game always made me feel warm and cozy.”
  • character development
    25 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    Character development in the game is characterized by vibrant, exaggerated designs that enhance the comedic and strategic elements of gameplay. Players appreciate the creativity and customization options available, allowing for memorable and humorous character creations, although some note a lack of variety in character designs over time. Overall, the combination of fun physics and engaging character aesthetics contributes significantly to the game's appeal.

    • “The absurd and exaggerated character designs, combined with the unpredictable nature of the physics engine, make for some truly hilarious and memorable moments.”
    • “The colorful and exaggerated character designs add to the comedic effect, while the environments are diverse and well-crafted.”
    • “Gotta love the character design and the creativity put into them.”
    • “It does get very repetitive and there is not a lot of change in the character design.”
    • “Stupid physics, stupid character designs, stupid mods, stupid abilities, stupid everything.”
    • “Despite the character design (and the name which lies because it's totally not accurate at all), it's a really funny game with custom player creations like one of mine called Clawzilla who is very OP.”
  • monetization
    24 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The monetization aspect of the game is generally well-received, with many users praising the absence of microtransactions and in-game purchases, which enhances the overall experience. Some players appreciate the frequent updates and content additions without the burden of ads or paywalls, while a few express frustration over intrusive ads in certain contexts. Overall, the game's approach to monetization is seen as player-friendly and focused on enjoyment rather than profit.

    • “There are tons of great mods for the game and it has no in-game purchases, so no.”
    • “Very fun game, if you like challenging strategy or fun wacky physics it is a fun game along with the lack of microtransactions.”
    • “This is how a gaming company should be, they do everything to keep their clients happy, they keep the game updated, and most importantly... no microtransactions.”
    • “Another issue that dampened my experience was the incessant barraging of in-game purchases.”
    • “Microtransactions were as prevalent as mosquitoes in a swamp, constantly buzzing in my ear and detracting from my immersion in this prehistoric world.”
    • “Utter cash grab”
  • atmosphere
    10 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The atmosphere of the game is characterized by a seamless blend of rich storytelling and an expansive, interconnected world that feels alive, alongside charming graphics and a lighthearted, humorous tone. Players appreciate the creative freedom and wacky character design, which enhance the overall fun and engaging experience. The game's accurate music and sound further contribute to its immersive atmosphere, making it a standout feature.

    • “FromSoftware has seamlessly blended the rich, atmospheric storytelling they’re known for with an expansive, interconnected world that feels alive and untamed.”
    • “The graphics are charming and the overall atmosphere of the game is lighthearted and humorous.”
    • “Just the atmosphere and gameplay is a masterpiece.”
    • “Wacky character and level design definitely adds to the atmosphere of the game, and now that the unit editor is out, the insanity can get worse!”
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53h Median play time
141h Average play time
8h Main story
18h Completionist
10-196h Spent by most gamers
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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a strategy game with warfare and comedy themes.

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is available on Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 5, PlayStation 4, Steam Deck and others.

The main story can be completed in around 8 hours, while the entire game is estimated to take about 18 hours to finish. On average players spend around 141 hours playing Totally Accurate Battle Simulator.

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator was released on December 20, 2019.

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator was developed by Landfall.

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator has received overwhelmingly positive reviews from players. Most players liked this game for its humor but disliked it for its story.

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a single player game with multiplayer and local co-op support.

Similar games include Fun with Ragdolls: The Game, Stick Fight: The Game, Teardown, BeamNG.drive, Bopl Battle and others.