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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

98%Game Brain Score
humor, gameplay
story, stability
98% User Score Based on 80,692 reviews

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About

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a wacky physics-based warfare simulation game. Command a variety of units with unique abilities and watch as they bumble into battle, resulting in unpredictable and often hilarious outcomes. Perfect for casual players seeking a light-hearted and entertaining experience.

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator screenshot
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator screenshot
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator screenshot
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator screenshot

98%
Audience ScoreBased on 80,692 reviews
humor6.1k positive mentions
stability332 negative mentions

  • The humor and chaotic ragdoll physics create a lighthearted atmosphere, making the game enjoyable for players of all ages.
  • The game offers a wide variety of units and sandbox mode, allowing for endless creativity and experimentation in battles.
  • The lack of microtransactions and commitment to regular updates enhance the overall enjoyment and accessibility of the game.
  • The gameplay can become repetitive over time, with some players finding it lacks depth and long-term engagement.
  • The game's story mode is criticized for being simplistic and lacking a cohesive narrative, feeling more like a series of disconnected battles.
  • Performance issues and bugs can detract from the experience, particularly during large battles or when using the unit creator.
  • humor
    6,090 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The humor in "Totally Accurate Battle Simulator" (TABS) is a standout feature, with players consistently praising its absurd and chaotic ragdoll physics that lead to hilariously unpredictable battle outcomes. The game's quirky character designs, silly animations, and comedic sound effects contribute to a lighthearted atmosphere, making it enjoyable for players of all ages. While some find the humor can become repetitive over time, the endless possibilities for creating funny scenarios and the frequent updates keep the experience fresh and entertaining.

    • “This is a great game, mostly because it's so funny but there's also a lot of detail put in.”
    • “The game's hilarious, but don't expect anything long-term.”
    • “Totally accurate battle simulator is a hilarious and chaotic strategy game where you create absurd battles using a variety of units, all powered by unpredictable ragdoll physics.”
    • “Funn-ee physics are not funny.”
    • “Not funny, didn't laugh.”
    • “It's not funny because it's not in multiplayer or can't play with friends.”
  • gameplay
    1,005 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The gameplay of "Totally Accurate Battle Simulator" (TABS) is characterized by its humorous and chaotic physics-based mechanics, allowing players to create and control various units in absurd battles. While many players appreciate the simplicity and fun of the gameplay, noting its accessibility and potential for creativity through unit and map creation, some criticize it for being repetitive and lacking depth in strategy. Overall, the game offers a lighthearted experience that combines wacky visuals with engaging mechanics, making it enjoyable for casual play, though it may not satisfy those seeking a more serious tactical challenge.

    • “The gameplay is both addictive and hilarious, and there's a seemingly endless amount of content to get stuck into, especially once you have all the secrets and legacy stuff unlocked, as well as the massive amount of community-created content available to try out.”
    • “The game's unique physics-based gameplay mechanics make for some truly unexpected and delightful battles, and the wide variety of units at your disposal allows for endless experimentation and strategizing.”
    • “Its simple yet addictive gameplay and the freedom to experiment with different unit combinations make it a must-play for anyone seeking lighthearted fun and a break from serious gaming.”
    • “The gameplay is very stale and bottlenecks after a while.”
    • “The only gameplay I could seem to see was just spawning units and watching them fight each other, and maybe control units directly if you wanted to.”
    • “I saw this game first 3 years ago and today I was excited to finally get so called 'early access' but was disappointed that nothing much changed in 3 years... just more and more units but the game still remains very shallow.”
  • graphics
    945 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The graphics of the game have received a mixed but generally positive reception, with many players appreciating the goofy, cartoonish art style and vibrant visuals that enhance the game's humorous tone. While some users noted performance issues and graphical glitches, the overall charm and creativity of the graphics, combined with fun animations and physics, contribute to an enjoyable gaming experience. Despite not being cutting-edge, the graphics are often described as fitting well with the game's lighthearted nature, making it accessible even on lower-end systems.

    • “The graphics are amazing, the gameplay is good, and there are almost endless battles.”
    • “The graphics are stunning for a game like this.”
    • “This game has horrible graphics and custom character creation.”
    • “The game doesn't even have the visuals or grand scale of similar sandboxes to compensate for its unoriginal and predictable gameplay.”
    • “The graphics while coming off as goofy are also gorgeous in their own right.”
  • story
    691 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The game's story aspect is largely criticized for its lack of depth, with many users noting that it feels more like a series of loosely connected battles rather than a cohesive narrative. While some players enjoy the sandbox mode for creating their own stories and scenarios, the official story mode is often described as simplistic and lacking in engaging plotlines. Overall, the game is seen as more focused on gameplay mechanics and fun rather than delivering a compelling story experience.

    • “The game has a story mode that actually works really well, which I was not expecting for a game of this genre.”
    • “FromSoftware has seamlessly blended the rich, atmospheric storytelling they’re known for with an expansive, interconnected world that feels alive and untamed.”
    • “The story mode is great, graphics are great but could be a little better, but I'm not complaining, and the thought and effort put into this is awesome.”
    • “The game also includes a story mode—though I wouldn't really call it a story.”
    • “That being said, if you’re looking for a deep story, this might not be the game for you.”
    • “I've not found any sort of story, more a loose interconnection of battles, but it's simple fun and I don't need one.”
  • stability
    352 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The game's stability is a mixed bag, with many players noting a significant number of glitches and bugs that can affect gameplay, particularly in the unit creator and during battles. While some find these issues amusing and part of the game's charm, others report frustrating experiences, including crashes and freezing. Overall, the game is considered fun and entertaining, but potential buyers should be prepared for a somewhat unstable experience, especially given its early access status.

    • “This game is a must buy, the amount of time put into the game is amazing, the character creation is great because of the easy settings, the game runs great (obviously) and the mods are all great.”
    • “Despite running this on a 2014 laptop, this game runs great and is a sandboxed abundance of joy for my creative mind.”
    • “It runs great and has a lot of charm.”
    • “The game is really buggy which is a good thing.”
    • “Far and away the game’s biggest problem is its susceptibility to glitches.”
    • “It's a little bit buggy, but is still out of the question a great and funny game to spend your time playing, whether it's with friends or just by yourself.”
  • replayability
    238 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The game's replayability is a mixed bag, with many players praising its potential for endless fun through features like a unit creator, sandbox mode, and unpredictable AI, which allow for unique battles and creative scenarios. However, some users note that once the campaign is completed, the game can become repetitive and lose its appeal over time. Overall, while it offers significant replay value, especially with community content, it may not sustain long-term interest for all players.

    • “The unpredictable outcomes and freedom to explore new strategies make it highly replayable.”
    • “The unit creator is awesome and adds so much more replayability; the limitless number of possibilities is insane, and you can never get bored with it.”
    • “The sandbox nature of the game allows players to experiment with different unit combinations and scenarios, resulting in endless entertainment and replayability.”
    • “The end result is a repetitive and uninspired experience that offers little to no replay value.”
    • “Fun game, replayability issues as it gets a bit boring after a while.”
    • “Its a good game, it just has so many bugs and it just doesn't have replay value and it gets boring after a while.”
  • grinding
    184 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The reviews indicate that grinding in the game is a significant and often tedious aspect, with many players expressing that it can feel overwhelming, requiring an excessive time commitment. While some found the achievement grinding enjoyable, others noted that it detracted from the overall fun, leading to boredom and frustration as the game progressed. Overall, the consensus suggests that players should be prepared for a substantial amount of grinding if they aim to complete the game fully.

    • “A bit grindy sometimes.”
    • “A few weeks or more of grinding.”
    • “One long, tedious grind.”
    • “You'll need a second life for grinding.”
    • “The main game starts off fun but becomes tedious as you get further.”
    • “Trying to 100% the achievements is a lot of work and grinding, as the 'you are billy the kid' and 'castlevanic' achievements don't count every fighter you kill, so you have to kill a lot more than it says on the achievement.”
  • music
    119 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The music in the game receives mixed reviews, with many players praising its catchy and thematic qualities that enhance the overall experience, while others find it repetitive or unmemorable. Some highlight the unique compositions for different maps and the emotional depth conveyed through the soundtrack, while a few suggest improvements, such as allowing custom music in the map editor. Overall, the music is generally appreciated for its creativity and ability to complement the gameplay, despite some criticisms regarding its repetitiveness.

    • “You can feel the heart and soul poured into every part of this game, and the music really shows it.”
    • “The music is epic and dramatic, which adds a fun contrast to the absurd visuals.”
    • “The soundtrack absolutely slaps, the gameplay could go on forever without getting boring, and with the unit creator and hero unit in the near future, there's a whole lot more to look forward to.”
    • “The background music is no better—an insipid, repetitive loop that sounds like it was composed during a caffeine withdrawal.”
    • “It’s as if the creators thought that an incessantly annoying soundtrack would somehow enhance the comedic value of the game.”
    • “- repetitive music soundtracks that get old quickly.”
  • optimization
    117 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The game's optimization is a mixed bag, with many players reporting smooth performance on lower settings and devices, while others experience significant lag during large battles, particularly when deploying numerous units. Some users noted that the game struggles with performance issues, especially on older hardware, and that optimization could be improved to handle larger-scale combat more effectively. Overall, while the game is enjoyable, its performance can vary greatly depending on system specifications and the number of units on screen.

    • “The game is well-optimized, ensuring smooth gameplay no matter how ridiculous the battlefield gets.”
    • “The optimization in this game is great and the content is there too.”
    • “Very chill game, runs smoothly even on slower PCs.”
    • “This game is so badly optimized, like this equals to playing Red Dead Redemption 2 on my PC, like wtf.”
    • “Performance is absolutely dreadful if you have anything higher than 20 a side, meaning you can't really do massive battles unless you want to watch a slideshow.”
    • “Unfortunately, we did come across some performance issues when playing.”
  • emotional
    35 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    Players express a wide range of emotions while engaging with the game, from laughter to deep sadness, often highlighting its ability to evoke nostalgia and warmth. The combination of colorful world design, immersive storytelling, and humorous elements creates a unique emotional experience that resonates with many, making them feel connected to the characters and their journeys. Overall, the game is praised for its wholesome and entertaining nature, leaving players feeling both joyful and reflective.

    • “The realism of Gandhi and the lore of Versailles is really touching and made me want to be a better person.”
    • “One of the most immersive fighting games I have ever seen, the glory of the lifelike graphics could make a grown man shed a tear. I personally broke down in tears because of the graphics, reminiscing on how far humanity has come. The heartfelt story crafting was so beautifully perfect; for example, there was this beautifully written halfling with a tragic backstory. The story writers get you so attached to him, then he dies from a hairy guy holding a club. I personally cried for weeks because of the tragedy. Thank you for reading my heartfelt review.”
    • “I love TABs; I remember the days when I would watch Captain-Sauce play while I ate my cereal or when I was feeling bad. The game always made me feel warm and cozy.”
  • character development
    25 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    Character development in the game is characterized by vibrant, exaggerated designs that enhance the comedic and strategic elements of gameplay. Players appreciate the creativity and customization options available, allowing for memorable and humorous character creations, although some note a lack of variety in character designs over time. Overall, the combination of engaging character design and physics contributes to a fun and entertaining experience, despite occasional glitches.

    • “The absurd and exaggerated character designs, combined with the unpredictable nature of the physics engine, make for some truly hilarious and memorable moments.”
    • “The colorful and exaggerated character designs add to the comedic effect, while the environments are diverse and well-crafted.”
    • “Gotta love the character design and the creativity put into them.”
    • “It does get very repetitive and there is not a lot of change in the character design.”
    • “Stupid physics, stupid character designs, stupid mods, stupid abilities, stupid everything.”
    • “Despite the character design (and the name which lies because it's totally not accurate at all), it's a really funny game with custom player creations like one of mine called Clawzilla who is very OP.”
  • monetization
    23 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The game's monetization model is largely praised for its absence of microtransactions and ads, allowing players to enjoy the experience without interruptions. Many users appreciate the developers' commitment to providing a fun and engaging game without resorting to a cash grab approach, although some mention issues with content unlocking systems. Overall, the lack of in-game purchases enhances the enjoyment for players.

    • “There are tons of great mods for the game and it has no in-game purchases, so no.”
    • “Very fun game, if you like challenging strategy or fun wacky physics it is a fun game along with the lack of microtransactions.”
    • “This is how a gaming company should be, they do everything to keep their clients happy, they keep the game updated, and most importantly... no microtransactions.”
    • “This game probably has the worst content unlocking system of any game I've ever seen, excluding microtransactions, and that part of the game works as intended.”
    • “Another issue that dampened my experience was the incessant barraging of in-game purchases.”
    • “Microtransactions were as prevalent as mosquitoes in a swamp, constantly buzzing in my ear and detracting from my immersion in this prehistoric world.”
  • atmosphere
    10 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The atmosphere of the game is widely praised for its rich storytelling, vibrant graphics, and a blend of lighthearted humor and creativity. Players appreciate the interconnected world that feels alive, enhanced by whimsical character and level designs, as well as engaging soundtracks that contribute to an overall enjoyable experience. The combination of these elements creates a unique and entertaining atmosphere that keeps players immersed.

    • “FromSoftware has seamlessly blended the rich, atmospheric storytelling they’re known for with an expansive, interconnected world that feels alive and untamed.”
    • “The graphics are charming and the overall atmosphere of the game is lighthearted and humorous.”
    • “Just the atmosphere and gameplay is a masterpiece.”
    • “Wacky character and level design definitely adds to the atmosphere of the game, and now that the unit editor is out, the insanity can get worse!”

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57h Median play time
148h Average play time
8h Main story
18h Completionist
12-200h Spent by most gamers
*Based on 183 analyzed playthroughs

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