The Lady I Am Rescuing From Zombie Island Is Difficult To Read

You are an accomplished special agent and you are embroiled in the adventure of a lifetime. Recently, due to circumstances beyond your control, you have rescued the president's daughter from the clutches of a bioterrorism cult. However, the two of you are still in the heart of their domain: Zombie Island. You have all the tools and knowhow needed to escape, but you're getting sort of a weird vibe…