The Eldritch Ecstasy of Detective Dog

You are recently-initiated members of a sinister cult doing the bidding of an unholy abomination... but not the great and terrible things you were promised.No, you’ve been shuffled off to 'inculcate our vile master's merits into pliable young minds', or whatever the cult's higher-ups think mediocre kids' TV does.Yes, you’re cultists making a kids’ TV series to teach the values of a cosmic terror-b…