- June 17, 2008
- Telltale
- 6h median play time
Telltale Texas Hold'em
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About Telltale Texas Hold'em
Telltale Texas Hold'em is a single player survival management game with horror, comedy and post-apocalyptic themes. It was developed by Telltale and was released on June 17, 2008. It received mostly positive reviews from players.
Join poker's most outspoken players for a hand of Telltale Texas Hold'em, the card game stacked high with personality. Quips will fly, chips will fall, and you may just end up rolling in the aisles.







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Reviews
- Serves as Telltale Games' original poker title and a foundational tech demo that led to later, more polished games like Poker Night at the Inventory.
- Offers a simple and functional Texas Hold'Em experience with quirky, distinct characters that add personality and humor to the game.
- Very affordable, lightweight, and accessible on low-end machines, making it a good casual option or introduction to poker for beginners.
- Outdated graphics and low-poly character models, with some voice acting and dialogue that feel cheesy, repetitive, or poorly executed.
- AI is very basic and predictable, making the gameplay too easy and reducing long-term replayability and challenge.
- Lacks meaningful progression, rewards, or features beyond repeated tournaments, which results in limited longevity and engagement.
humor
19 mentions Positive Neutral NegativeThe humor in the game is hit-or-miss, with some players finding the dry, character-driven banter entertaining and occasionally laugh-out-loud funny, while others feel it lacks consistent quality and memorable punchlines. Though not as strong as other entries in the series, the dialogue keeps the experience engaging, especially for fans of the quirky cast. However, some find the humor limited and the atmosphere lacking, making it less appealing over time.
“The dialogue and banter of Harry, Boris, Theodore, and Grandma Shaky will keep you playing even after you win just to hear more of it. That should be your main reason for playing this game because if you play it competitively, you'll get frustrated but the humor eases the tension.”
“The table talk (which you can shut off once you've heard it all) is actually pretty funny at times.”
“Texas Hold 'em has more silly humor than I recall from Poker Night and Poker Night 2, like this quote by Boris which made me laugh and got stuck in my head: 'Prepare to be humiliated... I fold.'”
“You might get better AI on some internet game somewhere, but it does feel better playing 'characters', even these ones who are unfunny as all hell.”
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Frequently Asked Questions
Telltale Texas Hold'em is a survival management game with horror, comedy and post-apocalyptic themes. Common tags for Telltale Texas Hold'em include turn-based, card battler, 2d, psychological, psychological horror and others.
Telltale Texas Hold'em is available on PC and Windows.
On average players spend around 6 hours playing Telltale Texas Hold'em.
Telltale Texas Hold'em was released on June 17, 2008.
Telltale Texas Hold'em was developed by Telltale.
Telltale Texas Hold'em has received mostly positive reviews from players. Most players liked Telltale Texas Hold'em for its humor but disliked it for its graphics.
Telltale Texas Hold'em is a single player game.
Similar games include Poker Night at the Inventory, Poker Night 2, Press X to Not Die, Prominence Poker, Poker Pretty Girls Battle: Texas Hold'em and others.












