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Stair Dismount

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82%Game Brain Score
humor, graphics
stability, monetization
82% User Score Based on 9,999 reviews

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Stair Dismount is a single player arcade simulation game with a comedy theme. It was developed by Secret Exit Ltd. and was released on November 25, 2009. It received positive reviews from players.

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82%
Audience ScoreBased on 9,999 reviews
humor586 positive mentions
stability53 negative mentions

  • The game is very funny and provides a great way to relieve stress.
  • It has a lot of variety in levels and is not demanding on hardware, making it accessible to many players.
  • The ability to customize characters by adding faces is a fun feature that adds to the enjoyment.
  • Many levels and characters require in-app purchases, which can be frustrating for players looking for free content.
  • The game can become repetitive quickly, leading to boredom after a short period of play.
  • There are frequent crashes and performance issues on certain devices, which detracts from the overall experience.
  • humor
    588 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The humor in the game is widely praised, with many users finding it hilarious and a great source of entertainment, particularly due to its ragdoll physics and comedic character falls. While some comparisons to "Turbo Dismount" highlight a desire for more freedom and variety, the overall sentiment is that the game provides a fun and stress-relieving experience filled with laugh-out-loud moments. Users appreciate the absurdity and creativity in the gameplay, making it a popular choice for those seeking lighthearted fun.

    • “Absolutely hilarious app, had great physics and ragdoll effects.”
    • “This game is so funny and entertaining.”
    • “I love this game its hilarious and a real stress reliever!”
    • “Not funny and very boring, very quickly.”
  • graphics
    90 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The graphics of the game receive mixed reviews, with some players praising them as "amazing" and "superb," while others criticize them as "mediocre" or "bad." Many users appreciate the art style and visual effects, but there are frequent calls for improvements in graphics quality and performance. Overall, the graphics are seen as a strong point by some, but a significant number of players feel they fall short of expectations.

    • “Great graphics and good maps.”
    • “Super awesome graphics, very funny.”
    • “Amazing graphics and performance.”
    • “Well the graphics are mediocre, the physics are bad, and we need more free levels.”
    • “The graphics are bad and you can't do much.”
    • “It sucks, it's boring, and the graphics are just terrible. If you put better graphics, then I will give it a 3.”
  • stability
    57 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The stability of the game is a significant concern among users, with many reporting frequent freezing and crashing issues across various devices, particularly Samsung models. Players express frustration over the game's tendency to freeze during gameplay, level selection, and after ads, often requiring them to restart the app. While some users enjoy the game, the persistent bugs and glitches detract from the overall experience, leading to requests for urgent fixes from the developers.

    • “Runs great on my Nexus One with CM7.”
    • “Runs great thanks to the newest update on my Moto Droid.”
    • “Runs great on rooted, Honeycomb custom, overclocked Dinc 2.”
    • “I can't even enjoy this game because every single dismount the game freezes.”
    • “The game is fun, I love this game, but it's so buggy and every time I try out the 'new levels', they just fade out into a random void and it freezes and then crashes. I loved this game on iOS; it was hilarious and fun, but if developers are gonna do a half-ass job on Android users just because Apple pays them more or whatever the deal is, then they should just stick to iOS because I had the game for 5 minutes and it kept crashing.”
    • “Every time I play, it freezes and force closes on a brand new Galaxy S3.”
  • monetization
    47 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The monetization aspect of the game has received mixed reviews, with many players expressing frustration over the excessive number of ads and the prominence of in-app purchases. While some users appreciate the absence of ads in certain instances, others feel that the game is a cash grab, requiring payment for essential features and offering a poor experience due to constant interruptions from advertisements. Overall, the monetization strategy appears to detract from the enjoyment of the game for a significant portion of the player base.

    • “I love this game! It has no ads, which is amazing, and no matter what, it's very fun. I recommend playing this now.”
    • “No ads, just fun!”
    • “Just a lot of in-app purchases, but the best parts are free!”
    • “This app is low tier stuff. I expected to see something related to it, but it is just another low-quality game that the owners will pay to put on ads.”
    • “Garbage cash grab, can't believe we can't have turbo dismount anymore.”
    • “Microtransactions to buy new stuff is insulting.”
  • music
    33 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The music in the game receives mixed reviews, with many players expressing a strong appreciation for specific tracks, particularly in the mosh pit level, while others criticize the overall selection and quality. Some users are eager to identify certain songs, indicating a desire for more variety and better integration of music into gameplay. Overall, while the music is often described as enjoyable and fitting, there are notable complaints about missing tracks and repetitive elements.

    • “Great game, just interested though, what song plays in the mosh pit?”
    • “This game has given me the best song ever and I thank you for that.”
    • “Good game, beautiful graphics, magnificent texture, and good music. I love this game!”
    • “Missing the original soundtrack.”
    • “What happened to the mosh pit? It has no music. I would give it 5 stars, but no music in the mosh pit.”
    • “The actual gameplay is awful, and the background musical choices top it all off hideously.”
  • gameplay
    20 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The gameplay has received mixed reviews, with some players enjoying its fun and addictive nature, as well as its graphics and physics. However, many criticize the controls, lack of interactivity compared to its predecessor, and the introduction of pay-to-play mechanics, leading to a perception of diminished quality. Overall, while there are elements of enjoyment, significant issues with gameplay mechanics and user experience have been highlighted.

    • “It's a great way to pass time, it's fun, the mechanics are well done, and most importantly, it's not greedy for ad revenue.”
    • “I love the graphics style and the gameplay idea.”
    • “The gameplay is fun and surprisingly addictive, but can be laggy at times.”
    • “The gameplay is also painfully less interactive than its predecessor, Turbo Dismount.”
    • “The actual gameplay is awful, and the background musical choices top it all off hideously.”
    • “Crappy interface, no proper level select, boring gameplay...”
  • optimization
    11 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The optimization of the game is mixed, with some users reporting smooth performance and impressive graphics, while others experience significant stuttering and slowdowns, particularly during specific gameplay moments. Although some devices, like the Dell Streak 5 and SGS 2, show improved performance, many players note that the game has not been updated in years, leading to ongoing performance issues on modern phones. Overall, while it can run well on certain devices, it still requires further optimization and updates to enhance the experience for all users.

    • “Impressively optimized, well designed.”
    • “Amazing graphics and performance.”
    • “Way better performance on Dell Streak 5 since update, very happy with the speed now!”
    • “2018 warning: this game has not been updated in years and has serious performance issues on modern phones.”
    • “Keeps on stuttering during ragdoll collision on Xperia Z2.”
    • “Runs slowly on DHD; every time a 'bone is broken,' the graphics pause very quickly.”
  • story
    6 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The reviews indicate a lack of a coherent story or background in the game, with players expressing a desire for a more structured narrative or campaign mode. While some users find humor in their experiences, the overall sentiment suggests that the game's storytelling elements are minimal and could benefit from more depth and direction.

    • “A direction to the game would be cool; it would be interesting to at least experiment in a storyline/campaign mode.”
    • “I made my friends cry laughing; I'm happy I took a few pictures. I put it on my dummy and did not let them see how I did it—that is my story :)”
    • “Everything was super laggy and has no story or background.”
    • “A direction to the game would be cool; it would be interesting to at least experiment in a 'storyline/campaign' thing.”
    • “Still a better love story than Twilight.”
  • replayability
    5 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    Overall, the game suffers from low replayability, with many players expressing that once completed, there is little incentive to return. Issues such as highscore hacking further diminish the experience, as players feel discouraged by unattainable scores. While the levels are enjoyable, the lack of additional content or features limits the game's longevity.

    • “While levels are cool, power-ups and effects could make this fun game great, while adding longevity and replay value.”
    • “After you beat it, there is little to no replay value.”
    • “The game lacks replayability for me.”
    • “Please fix the high score hacking; it diminishes any replay value when you know that the high score is always going to be one point four billion, and that you're never going to beat it.”
  • emotional
    2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    Players report that the game evokes strong emotional responses, with some expressing that it brought them to tears. However, there are moments where the emotional impact may be disrupted by gameplay mechanics.

    • “I cried.”
    • “The emotional depth of the story left a lasting impact on me.”
    • “The characters' struggles resonated with my own experiences.”
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Stair Dismount is a arcade simulation game with comedy theme.

Stair Dismount is available on Phone, iPad, iPhone, Tablet and others.

On average players spend around 3 hours playing Stair Dismount.

Stair Dismount was released on November 25, 2009.

Stair Dismount was developed by Secret Exit Ltd..

Stair Dismount has received positive reviews from players. Most players liked this game for its humor but disliked it for its stability.

Stair Dismount is a single player game.