Slavistan

About

"Slavistan" is a single-player simulation game that offers around 10 hours of playtime, filled with humor and depicting a mysterious tale. Test your Slavic prowess in 3 different game modes across 3 countries, while unlocking 6 unique characters and engaging in fast-paced gameplay. Prove yourself as the ultimate Slav and gain the respect of your gopnik friends and babushka. Wishlist now on Steam.

Genres & Tags

Play Modes

Single-Player Play through the game's story or campaign solo

91%

Audience ScoreBased on 532 reviews

humor18 positive mentions

story3 negative mentions

The game offers a humorous and entertaining take on Slavic stereotypes, providing a fun experience for those familiar with the culture.
It features three distinct minigames that are simple to understand but challenging to master, making it a good time-killer.
The game is lightweight, requiring minimal storage space and can run on older PCs, making it accessible to a wide audience.

The controls are often described as fudgy and unresponsive, leading to frustration during gameplay.
Graphics and sound design are basic and can be annoying, detracting from the overall experience.
The game lacks content, with only three minigames that can become repetitive quickly, leaving players wanting more variety.

gameplay
28 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
18%
64%
18%
The gameplay of the game is generally criticized for being simplistic, repetitive, and lacking depth, with many players noting that it can be completed quickly and lacks engaging mechanics. However, some users find it surprisingly fun and unique, appreciating its humor and score attack elements, though they also mention issues like poor controls and limited content. Overall, while there are moments of enjoyment, the gameplay often falls short of expectations.
- “Yet the gameplay is engaging enough to play it for hours.”
- “The gameplay is unique, in a positive way.”
- “It's cheap, excellent gameplay and just so much vodka.”
- “You'll go through entire content within 10 minutes of gameplay; the rest is pure banter.”
- “To be honest, this game is quite fun only for a few minutes, but poor control, static (boring) gameplay, and few game modes to explore make me wonder if this game is even worth the price.”
- “Extremely limited content; I unlocked all 6 characters in a good 30 minutes, and it gets very easy once you get the hang of the mechanics.”
humor
18 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The humor in the game is heavily rooted in Slavic stereotypes and memes, particularly the "cheeki breeki" culture, which some players find amusing while others consider it outdated or childish. While many appreciate the comedic elements and find the game funny, there are criticisms regarding the longevity and depth of the humor, with some players feeling that the gameplay does not support the comedic premise effectively. Overall, the humor is a mixed bag, appealing to fans of Slavic jokes but potentially alienating to those seeking more sophisticated or varied comedic content.
- “Funny game, giving the experience of the true Slavic lifestyle.”
- “But god damn is it hilarious.”
- “This is a pretty funny game.”
graphics
12 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
25%
50%
25%
The graphics of the game are generally described as basic, with some reviewers criticizing them as poor or unappealing. However, a few players appreciate the retro 8-bit style, finding it fitting for the game's aesthetic, while others enjoy the quirky artwork. Overall, the graphics seem to evoke mixed feelings, with some finding charm in their simplicity and others deeming them inadequate.
- “The developer, Free Candy Studios, serves this game in classic 8-bit graphics.”
- “But for me, the 8-bit graphics are on point.”
- “- great full HD VR graphics”
- “Graphics are quite basic and, frankly, the music is annoying.”
- “Graphics are basic.”
- “The joke is bad, the graphics are bad, the gameplay is bad.”
music
11 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
27%
45%
27%
The music in the game receives mixed reviews, with some players finding it annoying and repetitive, while others appreciate the hard bass tracks that enhance the gameplay experience. Notably, the soundtrack includes a legendary song that resonates with certain players, contributing to a fun atmosphere despite some technical issues like music stopping after a few minutes. Overall, while the music may not appeal to everyone, it adds a unique flavor to the gameplay for those who enjoy the genre.
- “I relaxed for 5 minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay.”
- “I liked the soundtracks, same for the graphics.”
- “Squat down in your chair while playing and prove your slavness and cheeki breeki skills at the rhythm of industrial hardbass music!!!!”
- “Graphics are quite basic and, frankly, the music is annoying.”
- “Sound/music is annoying for me.”
- “4/10 decent music, funny gameplay, lack of content, repetitive.”
story
6 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
33%
17%
50%
The reviews reflect a mixed perception of the game's story, with some players appreciating the moral lessons about perseverance and personal growth, while others criticize the lack of depth and lore, feeling that the narrative is overshadowed by gameplay mechanics. Additionally, there are mentions of cultural elements that add a unique flavor to the experience, though the overall storytelling may not resonate with everyone.
- “Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today.”
- “All credit goes to Boris the Shashlik King for this Slavic story.”
- “There is no story, there is no lore, there is only the terrible feeling of regret you'll have that you can't refund a gift on Steam, no matter how cheap it is.”
- “Everything in here has a story and a price.”
- “Nah but for real, it's a nice mini-game, I suck at Russia and at Poland but that's another part of the story.”
grinding
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
100%
Players generally find the grinding aspect of the game to be somewhat excessive, with multiple reviews noting that it can feel a bit grindy at times.
- “It can be a bit grindy sometimes, but it adds to the overall experience.”
- “The game feels a bit grindy, yet it keeps me engaged and motivated.”
- “It can be a bit grindy sometimes.”
- “The game feels a bit grindy.”
stability
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
While some users have reported specific glitches, such as characters getting stuck in the environment, the overall consensus is that the game is largely stable, with many players experiencing no significant bugs or issues.
- “The character in the hoodie and flat cap glitches out and gets stuck on top of the bar, with no way to get him down.”
- “I haven't encountered any minor bugs, so you don't need to worry about game-breaking glitches.”
replayability
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
Players generally find the replayability of the game to be high, thanks to its diverse character options, multiple endings, and varying gameplay strategies. Many reviewers appreciate the inclusion of random events and challenges that encourage multiple playthroughs. However, some note that certain elements may become repetitive over time, potentially diminishing the overall experience.
optimization
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The game's optimization is generally well-received, as it effectively manages the crowd dynamics and interactions, allowing players to receive various pickups that enhance gameplay, such as protection against bear attacks and health-restoring alcohol.
- “The crowd of gopniks gathered in front of your glorious performance will throw you various pickups that give you protection against bear attacks as well as alcohol that refills your health.”