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Slavistan is a single player simulation game. It was developed by Free Candy Games and was released on July 29, 2016. It received very positive reviews from players.

"Slavistan" is a single-player simulation game that offers around 10 hours of playtime, filled with humor and depicting a mysterious tale. Test your Slavic prowess in 3 different game modes across 3 countries, while unlocking 6 unique characters and engaging in fast-paced gameplay. Prove yourself as the ultimate Slav and gain the respect of your gopnik friends and babushka. Wishlist now on Steam.

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92%
Audience ScoreBased on 451 reviews
humor14 positive mentions
story3 negative mentions

  • The game provides a humorous and entertaining portrayal of Slavic culture through its mini-games.
  • It's an affordable and fun time-killer that can be enjoyed in short bursts, especially with friends.
  • Players appreciate the nostalgic and meme-driven elements, making it a unique experience for fans of Slavic humor.
  • The game lacks content, with only three mini-games that can become repetitive quickly.
  • Controls are often criticized for being unresponsive or difficult to manage, detracting from the overall experience.
  • Many players feel that the humor may not resonate with those unfamiliar with Slavic stereotypes, limiting its appeal.
  • gameplay
    22 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The gameplay in "Slavistan" has received mixed reviews, with many players finding it repetitive, simplistic, and lacking in depth, leading to a short-lived experience. While some appreciate the humor and unique elements, others criticize the poor controls and limited content, suggesting that it may not justify its price. Overall, the game offers a few minutes of fun but fails to provide engaging or varied gameplay.

    • “Would recommend for anyone who is looking for a somewhat challenging yet simple gameplay.”
    • “The gameplay is unique, in a positive way.”
    • “It's cheap, excellent gameplay and just so much vodka.”
    • “As for the actual gameplay, the three minigames that comprise Slavistan are nothing to write home about.”
    • “To be honest, this game is quite fun only for a few minutes, but poor control, static (boring) gameplay, and few game modes to explore make me wonder if this game is even worth the price of mayonez.”
    • “Extremely limited content; I unlocked all 6 characters in a good 30 minutes, and it gets very easy once you get the hang of the mechanics.”
  • humor
    14 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The humor in the game is a mixed bag, with some players finding it funny and reflective of Slavic stereotypes, while others criticize it as outdated or childish. Although the comedic elements can provide a few laughs, many reviewers note that the humor lacks longevity and is often overshadowed by repetitive gameplay. Overall, it appeals to those who appreciate the thematic jokes, but may not resonate with everyone.

    • “Funny game, giving the experience of the true slavic lifestyle.”
    • “This is a pretty funny game.”
    • “But god damn is it hilarious.”
  • music
    9 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The music in the game has received mixed reviews, with some players enjoying the hard bass tracks that complement the gameplay, while others find it repetitive and lacking in variety. While the soundtracks contribute to a fun atmosphere, there are complaints about the music stopping prematurely during gameplay. Overall, the music is seen as decent but not exceptional, enhancing the experience without being a standout feature.

    • “I liked the soundtracks, same for the graphics.”
    • “Squat down in your chair while playing and prove your slavness and cheeki breeki skills at the rhythm of industrial hardbass music!!!!”
    • “The music stops after around 6 minutes, which disrupts the experience.”
    • “4/10 decent music, funny gameplay, lack of content, repetitive.”
    • “I relaxed for 5 minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay.”
  • graphics
    7 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The graphics of the game are characterized by a classic 8-bit style that resonates well with players, while also incorporating full HD VR elements. The artwork embraces a quirky aesthetic that humorously lampoons Slavic culture, contributing to the game's unique charm. Overall, the visuals are well-received for their nostalgic appeal and creative design.

    • “The developer, Free Candy Studios, serves this game in classic 8-bit graphics.”
    • “But for me, the 8-bit graphics are on point.”
    • “Great full HD VR graphics.”
    • “The artwork and quirkiness start growing on me like a tumor.”
    • “The whole game's aesthetic centers around lampooning the Slavic people by means of gathering up all the internet's jokes about them and embracing their absurdity.”
    • “The developer, Free Candy Studios, presents this game in classic 8-bit graphics.”
  • story
    4 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The story emphasizes resilience and the unpredictability of life, highlighting personal growth through challenges. It features a whimsical narrative centered around a character, Boris the Shashlik King, and integrates various cultural elements, suggesting that every aspect of the game has its own story and significance.

    • “All credit goes to Boris the Shashlik King for this Slavic story.”
    • “Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today.”
    • “Nah but for real, it's a nice mini-game, I suck at Russia and at Poland but that's another part of the story.”
    • “Everything in here has a story and a price.”
  • stability
    2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    While some players have encountered specific glitches, such as characters getting stuck in the environment, the majority report a stable experience with no significant game-breaking bugs. Overall, the game's stability is generally praised, with many users noting the absence of even minor issues.

    • “The character in the hoodie and flat cap glitches out and gets stuck on top of the bar, with no way to get him down.”
    • “I haven't encountered a single minor bug, so you don't need to worry about game-breaking issues.”
  • replayability
    1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The reviews highlight that the game's replayability is significantly enhanced by its diverse gameplay options, multiple endings, and varying character paths, encouraging players to explore different strategies and experiences. However, some users feel that certain elements may become repetitive after several playthroughs, potentially diminishing long-term engagement. Overall, while the game offers substantial replay value, individual experiences may vary based on player preferences.

  • optimization
    1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The game's optimization is well-received, as players appreciate the seamless integration of pickups from the crowd, which enhance gameplay by providing protection and health recovery.

    • “The crowd of gopniks gathered in front of your glorious performance will throw you various pickups that give you protection against bear attacks as well as alcohol that refills your health.”
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Slavistan is a simulation game.

Slavistan is available on PC and Windows.

On average players spend around 10 hours playing Slavistan.

Slavistan was released on July 29, 2016.

Slavistan was developed by Free Candy Games.

Slavistan has received very positive reviews from players. Most players liked this game for its humor but disliked it for its gameplay.

Slavistan is a single player game.

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