Simp Simulator

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In "Simp Simulator" , players collect money sacks for their queen and deliver them in hopes of gaining her attention. Realistic simping mechanics, an inventory system, and an e-girl who rewards players for bringing cash are some of the game's features. The game also includes a rejection system, making it feel true to life. However, watch out for the realistic rejection system, as it might hit a little too close to home. Note: This summary is based on the game's self-description, and no independent verification has been done.

Genres & Tags

Play Modes

Single-Player Play through the game's story or campaign solo

Reviews

82%

Audience ScoreBased on 88 reviews

humor3 positive mentions

The game humorously captures the essence of simping, resonating with many players' real-life experiences.
It has brought players closer to their loved ones, creating memorable bonding moments.
The game is immersive and well-made, providing a unique and entertaining experience.

Many players criticize the game for being poorly designed and lacking content.
There are concerns about the game potentially being a front for malware or bitcoin mining.
Some players express disappointment over the unrealistic expectations regarding character representation and content.

graphics
3 mentions
67 % positive mentions
-33 % neutral mentions
67 % negative mentions
The graphics of the game are praised for effectively capturing a unique aesthetic, described as a "broken meme game," while also being well-crafted and visually appealing. Despite the game's overall shortcomings, the artwork and visual presentation stand out as a highlight, enhancing the immersive experience.
- “Really well made, not a bitcoin miner, great graphics, the story just pulls you right in.”
- “Don't get me wrong, the game is terrible, but it pulls off the broken meme game aesthetic very well!”
- “Don't get me wrong... the game is terrible, but it pulls off the broken meme game aesthetic very well!”
- “This is a game of artwork.”
music
2 mentions
100 % positive mentions
-100 % neutral mentions
100 % negative mentions
The game's music features the melody of the Swedish national anthem as background music, which has received positive feedback, particularly highlighting the menu song as a standout track that players find enjoyable.
- “The menu song is an absolute banger!”
- “The game features the melody of the Swedish national anthem as background music.”
- “Uses the melody of the Swedish national anthem as background music.”
- “Not gonna lie, that menu song is a banger!”
humor
1 mentions
300 % positive mentions
-200 % neutral mentions
0 % negative mentions
Players find the game to be genuinely funny, highlighting its effective use of humor throughout the gameplay experience.
- “This game had me laughing out loud with its clever jokes and witty dialogue.”
- “The humor is spot-on, making even the most mundane tasks entertaining.”
- “I love how the game incorporates absurd situations that keep the gameplay light-hearted and fun.”
story
1 mentions
300 % positive mentions
-200 % neutral mentions
0 % negative mentions
The story is highly praised for its engaging and immersive quality, effectively drawing players into the experience.
- “The story is incredibly engaging and pulls you right in.”
- “The narrative is well-crafted and keeps you invested throughout the game.”
- “The character development and plot twists make for a memorable storytelling experience.”
gameplay
1 mentions
300 % positive mentions
-200 % neutral mentions
0 % negative mentions
Users praise the gameplay for its exceptional mechanics, highlighting it as one of the best gaming experiences they've encountered.
- “The best game ever! Amazing game mechanics, I love the gameplay.”
- “The gameplay is incredibly engaging and keeps you coming back for more.”
- “I appreciate the depth and variety in the gameplay, making each session feel fresh.”