Cuckold Simulator

About

"Cuckold Simulator" is a life simulation game where you play as Cuckold, a beta male provider in a dysfunctional family. Experience daily life while working at GloboCorp, browsing the web, and giving your earnings to the bull. The game features explicit content, including verbal abuse from your mean wife and disrespect from your step-children. Interact with various objects and characters, and collect hidden Funky Pop collectibles.

Genres & Tags

Play Modes

Single-Player Play through the game's story or campaign solo

93%

Audience ScoreBased on 1,706 reviews

story32 positive mentions

music3 negative mentions

The game offers a unique and humorous take on the cuckold lifestyle, providing relatable experiences for players.
The graphics and character design are praised for their quality, enhancing the overall immersive experience.
Players appreciate the satirical commentary on modern society and relationships, making it both entertaining and thought-provoking.

The game suffers from technical issues, including crashes and performance problems, which detract from the gameplay experience.
Some players find the humor to be overly crude or offensive, particularly regarding racial and gender stereotypes.
The gameplay can become repetitive and lacks depth, leading to a feeling of tedium after a short period.

story
113 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
28%
67%
4%
The story of "Cuckold Simulator: Life as a Beta Male Cuck" is described as surprisingly deep and emotionally resonant, intertwining humor with serious themes of love, self-discovery, and societal commentary. Players appreciate the character development and the engaging narrative that challenges conventional storytelling in games, despite some criticism regarding its predictability and unfinished content. Overall, the game is praised for its unique approach to storytelling, making it a memorable experience that resonates with many players.
- “It's more in depth than first glance; there's a whole story arc in this game (main story + side missions).”
- “The storytelling is immaculate, the character design is incredibly compelling; everything about this game is amazing.”
- “This game is honestly the game of the year; the graphics and the story are so good it almost made me cry. Please buy this game; it is actually an all-time masterpiece.”
- “Once the joke wears off, it's a shitty game with fetch quest type bullshit.”
- “The story is pretty cliché... go to work, get home and watch Tyrone bang your wife, let little Tyrone Jr. and Deshaun out to play in the street.”
- “I have absolutely zero desire to play this game either to experience the gameplay or the story further.”
humor
112 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
98%
2%
The humor in the game is described as a mix of clever satire, absurdity, and sometimes offensive jokes, appealing to a niche audience that appreciates its unconventional style. While many players find it genuinely hilarious and entertaining, some criticize it for being overly reliant on specific cultural references or for its repetitive nature. Overall, the game is seen as a unique comedic experience, though its humor may not resonate with everyone.
- “I read some of the negative reviews and I get that this humor isn't for everyone, but I ask that you give it a chance.”
- “The game veers into crazy territory that isn't just regurgitating 4chan humor.”
- “This game is hilarious because the main character is the epitome of a beta male simp and I can't wait for the add-ons.”
- “Not finished and never will be, not fun, not funny.”
- “I must have interacted with 3-4 dozen things, all of which gave me no response, before asking myself, 'How much longer am I going to do this?' This was supposed to be funny.”
gameplay
56 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
36%
59%
5%
Gameplay reviews for the game are highly polarized, with some players praising its innovative mechanics, engaging narrative, and emotional depth, while others criticize it for being tedious and unoriginal. Many highlight the intuitive gameplay that allows for strategic thinking and character interaction, though some feel the mechanics could be improved. Overall, the game is seen as a unique experience that blends humor and storytelling, despite its mixed reception regarding gameplay quality.
- “The gameplay mechanics are intuitive, allowing players to navigate the intricate web of relationships with ease.”
- “The attention to detail in the character interactions and dialogue adds depth to the narrative, making the overall gameplay more engaging and thought-provoking.”
- “The combat of this game reminds me much of the well-known AAA game Dark Souls 3 and its lore is outstanding; the gameplay is nothing but perfection.”
- “Gameplay is nothing to write home about but serves the story just fine.”
- “Nothing else is particularly clever or funny, the jokes are insanely obvious and predictable, and the gameplay is the definition of tedium.”
- “I have absolutely zero desire to play this game either to experience the gameplay or the story further.”
emotional
36 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The emotional aspect of "Cuckold Simulator: Life as a Beta Male Cuck" is described as a profound and immersive journey that explores complex themes of jealousy, desire, and relationship dynamics, often evoking strong feelings of empathy and reflection. Players report a unique blend of humor and heartbreak, with the narrative's authenticity and voice acting enhancing its emotional impact, making it a standout experience in interactive media. Overall, the game is praised for its ability to challenge players emotionally while addressing often-taboo subjects in a respectful and engaging manner.
- “This game is essential for anyone valuing immersive, emotional narratives and sets a new standard for interactive media's emotional impact, particularly in how it addresses complex relationship dynamics.”
- “The game delves into the intricacies of adult relationships, exploring the emotional rollercoaster of jealousy, desire, and the complexities of love.”
- “Unironically the greatest game of our time, Team Sneed have done it again, not only have they been able to deliver one of the most enticing, invigorating and emotionally intense gaming experiences of the modern age.”
graphics
31 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
48%
42%
10%
The graphics of the game have received widespread acclaim, with many users praising their stunning quality, sharpness, and artistic design that enhances the overall immersive experience. While some reviews note that the visuals may not reach the level of top-tier blockbuster titles, they are still considered impressive and contribute significantly to the game's appeal. Overall, the graphics are described as a standout feature, often compared favorably to those of high-profile games, making it a visually captivating experience.
- “I've finally found a game I can relate to and enjoy; it's a piece of art. The graphics are breathtaking, the sound is amazing, and the surroundings and art are incredible.”
- “From a technical standpoint, this game stands out with its stunning graphics, realistic character animations, and a meticulously crafted virtual world that draws players in from the moment they hit play.”
- “This game is honestly the game of the year; the graphics and the story are so good it almost made me cry. Please buy this game; it is actually an all-time masterpiece.”
- “I got into the game with a solid nine fps, and upon lowering the graphics settings to the worst, my frames dropped to six fps.”
- “Impeccably fine-tuned gameplay loop with purposefully sub-par visuals that give the game an amateurish charm and sense of passion, rarely found in other games.”
- “Recommended for the graphics, but not much else.”
music
11 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
18%
55%
27%
The music in the game has received high praise, particularly for the rap concert segment, which is described as a masterpiece. Players appreciate the character-specific soundtracks, especially Tyrone's, and many express a desire for a full soundtrack release. Overall, the music is considered a standout feature that enhances the game's overall experience.
- “The musical score during the rap concert segment is a masterpiece.”
- “I relaxed for 5 minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.”
- “I was expecting the music to be more like what you hear in cheesy 70's porn or parodies of it.”
- “I wish that the developer had included the soundtrack DLC for another dollar to donate.”
- “Everything from the sound design, music, art style, story, gameplay most of all, is beautiful.”
optimization
8 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
38%
25%
38%
Overall, the game's optimization has received mixed reviews, with some players experiencing significant performance issues, particularly after the last update. While there are reports of frame rate drops and increased GPU temperatures, many users express optimism that future updates will improve performance. However, the current state of optimization is likened to outdated systems, indicating a need for further development and support, especially for Linux users.
- “In terms of performance, I had no issues besides some frame rate issues at the police station, which also sent my GPU temp from 70°C to 80°C. But the dev is very open that he/she/they are not very good at game development and optimization, so I'll give him/her/them a pass on that.”
- “Though the game needs more optimization and Linux support in order for you to get the true experience.”
- “No pay to win, no engagement-optimized matchmaking, and the community is less toxic.”
- “In terms of performance, I had no issues besides some frame rate issues at the police station, which also sent my GPU temperature from 70°C to 80°C. The developer is very open that they are not very good at game development and optimization, so I'll give them a pass on that.”
- “The game isn't optimized the best as of now, but it will get better with time. Get this game if you desire a life-changing experience.”
- “This really gave me the shivers; the game is as optimized as Minecraft Alpha running in an x86_64 Windows XP virtual machine on an i386 Pentium machine running Linux 2.0.”
grinding
8 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
38%
88%
Players generally find the grinding aspect of the game to be tedious and demotivating, often leading to frustration as they are required to collect numerous items and accumulate in-game currency to progress. While some appreciate the humor and charm of the game, the excessive grinding detracts from the overall enjoyment and can make it feel like a chore.
- “The game can feel a bit grindy at times, but the rewards make it worthwhile.”
- “Grinding is a necessary part of the experience, and it adds depth to character progression.”
- “While there are moments of grinding, they are balanced by engaging gameplay and rewarding loot.”
- “I spent way too much time grinding for money to pay the anime girl $1,000 and then trying to buy all the parts for the machine for the neighbor. Then I found myself grinding again to try to find 30 sticks for the machine, which I didn't do because progress was so slow and I was so bored. All that grinding just killed my motivation to keep playing, and the main punchline of the game just wasn't enough to keep me interested in pushing on further to see the ending, which I had no idea how close I was to.”
- “Many of these plot progression macguffins require in-game cash, which you can get simply by grinding at your day job in your wage cage.”
- “This sort of exploration collect-em-up I tolerated for a while, but it started taking the pee-pee when it made me chase around for a laundry list of things to buy in addition to grinding for even more money.”
replayability
6 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
50%
50%
The game is praised for its high replayability, with some players anticipating over 1000 hours of gameplay due to its engaging mechanics and depth. Additionally, the subtle symbolism enhances the experience, encouraging players to explore and analyze its themes further. However, there are concerns about the current setup needing improvements for optimal play.
- “This game is a joy to play and has an endless amount of replayability!”
- “Personally, I can see myself easily clocking in over 1000 hours due to the great replayability this game has to offer.”
- “What further adds to this is the well thought out yet subtle symbolism that not only helps to drive its warnings on consumerism, but also gives the game high amounts of replayability and opportunities for in-depth analysis.”
- “The game lacks meaningful choices, making replayability feel pointless.”
- “Once you've completed the main story, there's little incentive to play again.”
- “The gameplay becomes repetitive quickly, diminishing any desire to replay.”
character development
4 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
75%
75%
Character development in Cuckold Simulator is highly praised for its depth and empathy, allowing players to connect with the characters' struggles and experiences. The storytelling and character design are described as exceptional, contributing to an immersive and compelling narrative. Overall, the game excels in creating a rich and engaging character-driven experience.
- “The character development in Cuckold Simulator is exceptional.”
- “I am now much more empathetic and understanding of my cuckold coworker's plight, whose life I can only assume was the basis for the game's plot and character design.”
- “The storytelling is immaculate, the character design is incredibly compelling; everything about this game is amazing.”
- “The character development feels shallow and unoriginal, making it hard to connect with anyone in the game.”
- “I expected more depth in the characters, but they all seem one-dimensional and predictable.”
- “The lack of meaningful character growth left me feeling disconnected from the story.”
stability
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The game is reported to be quite unstable, with numerous bugs causing players to get stuck or experience limited movement. Users suggest lowering video settings or restarting the game as potential fixes for these issues. Overall, the stability of the game appears to be a significant concern among players.
- “This game is buggy; if you get stuck, just lower your video settings or restart the game.”
- “Deshawn glitches into objects and doesn't move around freely unless it's during an interaction.”
- “Buggy as f***.”
atmosphere
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
50%
50%
The game's atmosphere is highly praised for its stunning graphics and immersive design, creating a captivating experience that draws players in deeply.
- “This attests to the solid foundations and beautiful models, graphics, and atmosphere the game provides.”
- “I was close to exiting this game's atmosphere.”
monetization
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
300%
The monetization strategy of the game has been criticized as a blatant cash grab, indicating that players feel it prioritizes profit over player experience.
- “The game is a shameless cash grab.”
- “The monetization system feels exploitative and ruins the overall experience.”
- “It's frustrating how much you have to spend to enjoy the game fully.”