SEXY HAIRDRESSER VAMPIRES

You’re a SEXY HAIRDRESSER who's also a VAMPIRE. You work in a salon with your SEXY HAIRDRESSER friends who are also VAMPIRES.  Your clients know the deal, as does your boss - they overlook the screaming ancient abyss in your eyes because you are so good at cutting hair, and also you are very sexy.  You got a letter in the mail, written in vampire code. It’s a warning.  “WE ARE COMING FOR YOU”.  Uh…