Run Wacho Run

Your team scored! Joy flows through your body like electricity through a wire. Now, what's the best way to celebrate? RUNNING NAKED THROUGH THE FIELD, OF COURSE! The guards aren't too happy about your glorious, fleshy, and probably illegal parade. You will have to outrun them for as long as possible. Will you be able to display your full-on herculean body for more than 2 seconds? Will the guards a…