Roommates Wanted

Elderly recluse seeking roommates for shared costs and company.Large estate within 10 minutes of city centre, all amenities and bills included.The grounds and estate are free to use as you see fit except of course for my bedroom, and the basement, which are STRICTLY OFF LIMITS.Quite eager to have new tenants: all rooms are fully furnished. Stay with me for 5 days straight and if you don't like it,…