Parsnip Theory

Welcome to the school cafeteria from hell. Parsnip Theory is a game about food. Lots of food. The one thing you aren't doing is eating it. You get to do lots of cool things! Take control of a bunch of people trying to take over a cafeteria!Defend your people from the other bunches of people trying to do the same!Wear everyone down by bombarding them with vegetables!Get completely covered in veget…