Online Simulator
- June 13, 2019
- Rosalie Vile
Online Simulator is a dark comedy computer simulation game where you explore a mysterious computer and uncover clues to solve a psychosexual mystery involving an unconventional relationship, a powerful drug, and a unique monkey. The game is an interactive work of fiction with no clear end goal, lasting approximately an hour, and contains various puzzles and chat logs. Using Online Simulator isolates you from the dangerous online world and its viruses, providing a safer alternative.
Reviews
- The game offers a unique and intriguing experience with its psychosexual themes and bizarre storytelling.
- The retro aesthetic and desktop simulation create a nostalgic atmosphere that enhances the gameplay.
- Players found the game to be entertaining and funny, with a deep dive into unusual topics that kept them engaged.
- The game is very short and lacks replay value, leaving some players wanting more content.
- Many players experienced issues with the clicking mechanics and broken achievements, which detracted from the overall experience.
- The visual effects, particularly the chromatic aberration filter, were reported to be distracting and made reading text difficult.
- story13 mentions
- 31 % positive mentions
- 69 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The game's story is a brief yet intriguing experience that delves into a bizarre and unsettling narrative, presented through a series of chat logs and internet exploration. While it follows a linear progression and requires players to solve password puzzles to unlock content, the unique aesthetics and themes leave a lasting impression, blending elements of horror and kink in a way that is both confusing and compelling. Despite its short length, many players find the story engaging and recommend it for those who appreciate unconventional storytelling.
“Putting together the storyline is half the game - as it comes together, I found myself needing to keep going deeper.”
“This story really stuck in my craw and I adore it.”
“The game had a pretty decent story; it was interesting to go through all of the pages, images, and chat logs.”
“I can't really say much more than that, besides that it has some of the strangest aesthetics and plot decisions I've ever seen.”
“Just keep in mind it's not very free-form; it's more of a story, and you have to read things and progress in a linear fashion.”
“There are two 'passwords' you have to figure out in order to obtain the third that leads to the end of the game, as well as exploring the internet and the computer, and a fourth password that gives you more story content but isn't required.”
- graphics3 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 100 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The graphics are noted for their unique and cute art style, which complements the game's quirky aesthetics and plot. However, some players find the visuals to be overwhelming and disorienting, leading to a mixed reception overall.
“The art style, music, and gameplay are all incredibly cute.”
“It features some of the strangest aesthetics and plot devices I've ever seen.”
“The visuals are uniquely captivating, offering a distinct experience.”
“The whole game gives you a headache with the weird visuals.”
“I can't really say much more than that, besides that it has some of the strangest aesthetics and plot devices I've ever seen.”
- replayability3 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 100 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The game is generally perceived as having low replayability, with many users noting its short length and lack of content that encourages repeated playthroughs. While enjoyable, players feel there isn't enough incentive to revisit the game after completing it.
“Very short and not a lot of replay value.”
“I enjoyed all of it, but it definitely does not have much replay value.”
“Although I don't think this game has any replayability.”
- humor2 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The humor in the game is described as weird and intriguing, effectively amplifying obscure concepts to a larger scale, which adds to its comedic value. However, some users noted that the text presentation can be visually challenging, detracting from the overall experience.
“Really weird and intriguing, funny too; I just wish it didn't hurt the eyes so much to read the text.”
“Of the game itself anyway, it was really funny to see this obscure thing I knew about blown up to such a large proportion.”
- atmosphere2 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 50 % neutral mentions
- 50 % negative mentions
The game's atmosphere is described as deeply immersive and unsettling, drawing players into a creepy and queasy environment that lingers long after gameplay. It effectively evokes a sense of disorientation and discomfort, making it a captivating experience for those who appreciate such eerie settings.
“The kind of creepy that creates a queasy atmosphere and an uneasy sensation.”
“The haunting sound design and dim lighting immerse you in a world filled with tension and dread.”
“Every corner of the environment feels alive, contributing to an overwhelming sense of isolation and suspense.”
“The kind of creepy that creates a queasy atmosphere and an uneasy sensation.”
“If you're into weird, creepy atmospheres that suck you in immediately and don't let go until you forget who you are, where you are, and that you don't actually have a teeth fetish... well, you'll love this game.”
- music1 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 100 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The music in the game is praised for its charm, complementing the cute art style and gameplay, creating an overall delightful experience for players.
“The art style, music, and gameplay are all incredibly cute.”
“The music perfectly complements the game's atmosphere, enhancing the overall experience.”
“I love how the soundtrack adds depth to the gameplay, making every moment feel special.”
- optimization1 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 100 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The game's optimization is noted to be efficient, allowing for speed-runs to be completed in approximately 60 seconds when fully optimized.
“The speed-run can be optimized to around 60 seconds.”
“I love how the game allows for optimization, making each run feel unique and rewarding.”
“The optimization features really enhance the gameplay experience, allowing players to fine-tune their strategies.”
“The speed-run will be around 60 seconds when fully optimized.”
“The game suffers from severe optimization issues, making it frustrating to play.”
“I experienced significant lag and frame drops, indicating poor optimization.”