One Drunken Knight

What dost hast happeneth last night? You are a knight, a curse knight... You wake up in the desert, hungover, unable to remember what happened to you (obliviously). You find the an old Scottish owl, the guardian of the Holy Grail, just lying there next to your smelly bulk! He's got a foul mouth on him and tells you that you need to drink to stay alive and get special powers. Great lesson for the …