Oh No! There's A Dinosaur In Your Bathroom!

On this perfectly ordinary morning you are Merkel - and you are just a normal bloated man, relieving yourself while watching football on your phone like every other Liverpool fan does. But when a dinosaur rudely slips into your bathroom, you must figure out how to survive its over curious talons; death defying choice by death defying choice. What is this dinosaur doing here? What fate is worse tha…