Nuke Them All
- June 19, 2024
- Nuke Them All
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Reviews
- Engaging and fast-paced gameplay that captures the essence of classic RTS games while introducing modern elements.
- Unique humor and quirky unit interactions add charm and personality to the game, making it enjoyable for players.
- The game offers a refreshing take on strategy without overwhelming micromanagement, allowing players to focus on tactical decisions.
- Graphics feel outdated and lack polish, which may deter players who prefer more modern visuals.
- Some gameplay elements can feel chaotic and unbalanced, leading to frustrating experiences during missions.
- The AI can be unpredictable and unresponsive, which affects the overall gameplay experience.
- gameplay65 mentions
- 49 % positive mentions
- 46 % neutral mentions
- 5 % negative mentions
The gameplay is characterized as fast-paced, engaging, and strategic, with a mix of unique mechanics and humor that enhances the experience. While some players note a retro visual style and occasional repetitiveness, the overall mechanics and intuitive controls keep players hooked. The game successfully combines classic RTS elements with modern twists, making it enjoyable for fans of the genre despite some minor bugs and chaotic moments.
“The gameplay is fast-paced and strategic, a welcome change from endless micromanagement.”
“Gotta say, the gameplay is super engaging, and the humor gives it a unique charm that keeps me coming back.”
“The gameplay is solid, and there’s this fun, cheeky humor throughout that brings a smile even when the difficulty ramps up.”
“The humor feels forced, and the overall gameplay lacks depth.”
“Bugs I encountered within 20 minutes of gameplay, if you can even call this gameplay.”
“Quite an audacious claim by a 2D game with less than basic gameplay and animations.”
- graphics55 mentions
- 45 % positive mentions
- 47 % neutral mentions
- 7 % negative mentions
The graphics of "Nuke Them All" receive mixed reviews, with many players noting a nostalgic retro charm that appeals to fans of classic 90s games, despite some visuals feeling outdated or lacking polish. While some praise the unique art style and vibrant graphics that enhance the gameplay experience, others criticize the graphics for being basic or chaotic, impacting overall enjoyment. Overall, the game is seen as a hidden gem for strategy enthusiasts who prioritize engaging gameplay over high-end visuals.
“The graphics are fantastic, capturing a unique, comical style that makes the gameplay enjoyable.”
“The graphics are top-notch, with stunning visuals that bring the chaotic battles to life in vivid detail.”
“The art style is an amazing throwback to the 90s without looking outdated.”
“Fun concept, but the graphics feel outdated even for a retro game.”
“The only downside is the graphics, which don't have enough contrast between the unit sprites and the backgrounds.”
“Unfortunately, I can't enjoy the graphics during the gameplay at all.”
- story33 mentions
- 27 % positive mentions
- 64 % neutral mentions
- 9 % negative mentions
The game's story is structured around over 20 diverse and engaging missions, each featuring unique scenarios and humorous cutscenes that keep players entertained. Notable missions, like the "doomsday clock," provide depth to the narrative, while the variety of challenges, including sneaky bonus missions and creative gameplay elements, enhance the overall experience. Despite some bugs, the combination of engaging storylines and strategic gameplay makes it a compelling choice for fans of the genre.
“The game stands out with its unique art style and engaging story missions.”
“The diverse range of missions in the main story mode kept me engaged, while the sandbox mode allowed me to unleash my creativity and test out different strategies.”
“The very first achievement hasn't unlocked after the training mission.”
“Also, after a first normal mission I got 2 stars, but in the missions menu on this mission frame was 3 stars in the upgrades menu was 0 (wtf).”
“The 'doomsday clock' mission explaining the origins of the story is a standout.”
- humor27 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The humor in the game is widely praised for its quirky one-liners, cheeky references, and entertaining cutscenes, which add a unique charm and personality to the gameplay. While some players find the humor hit or miss, many appreciate the dad jokes and funny unit types that enhance the overall experience. Overall, the humor is a standout feature that keeps players engaged and entertained, despite some criticisms regarding the game's visuals and depth.
“The humor is absolutely on point - love the quirky one-liners from the units, which give it a charm you don’t often see.”
“The gameplay is solid, and there’s this fun, cheeky humor throughout that brings a smile even when the difficulty ramps up.”
“The dad jokes and puns in the cutscenes are a delightful touch, adding a layer of humor that keeps the game entertaining.”
- music7 mentions
- 57 % positive mentions
- 43 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The music in the game is generally praised for its enjoyable beats that enhance gameplay and keep players motivated, with some tracks even featuring music videos. However, there are mixed opinions on the variety, as some players noted the repetitiveness of certain tracks over extended playtime. Overall, the soundtrack is highlighted as a strong point, with some reviewers giving it high marks for its epic quality reminiscent of the 90s.
“The music of the game is just an absolute joy; the beats carry me through all my missions and keep my jam going, plus it keeps my troops motivated while partying.”
“I enjoyed the levels with the different scenarios and those slight tweaks in music during different stages.”
“Music 10/10 - epic soundtracks from the 90s.”
- optimization4 mentions
- 25 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 75 % negative mentions
The game suffers from notable performance issues and lacks sufficient optimization, even on lower settings, limiting frame rates to 60fps and causing screen tearing when v-sync is disabled. Players feel that the manufacturing times for units contribute to a frustrating gameplay experience, making it feel more like a war of attrition. Overall, while the game has potential, it requires further polish to enhance performance.
“The game could benefit from a bit more polish and optimization.”
“However, the game could benefit from a bit more polish and optimization.”
“Takes too long for units to get manufactured and just feels like a war for attrition most of the time, especially with the AI. It often feels unfair, and coupled with the lack of optimization—even on low settings due to the engine only allowing a maximum of 60fps—it becomes frustrating. Don't bother attempting to turn off v-sync options in your AMD/NVIDIA software, as it just adds screen tearing without any benefits to framerate.”
“It has small performance issues.”
- stability2 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The game has been reported to have significant stability issues, including frequent bugs, freezes, and noticeable frame rate drops that disrupt gameplay, causing the game to reset and resulting in the loss of progress for players.
“... and it's pretty damn buggy.”
“I've experienced freezes and occasionally get a message saying 'FPS drop detected, resetting...' which causes the whole game to jump back 5 seconds, resulting in random units dying.”
- monetization1 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 300 % negative mentions
Users express disappointment with the monetization strategy, viewing it as a cash grab rather than a genuine investment in game quality, and hope for improvements in the future.
“I hope in the future I can revise this and see the cash grab turn into an actual game worth my time.”
“The monetization model feels exploitative, making it hard to enjoy the game without spending a fortune.”
“It's frustrating that the game is designed around pushing microtransactions rather than providing a balanced experience.”
- replayability1 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The game boasts high replayability due to its stunning visuals and addictive gameplay, ensuring players are drawn back for multiple playthroughs.
“With its stunning visuals, addictive gameplay, and endless replay value, it's a game that will keep you coming back for more.”
- atmosphere1 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The atmosphere of the game is reminiscent of classic real-time strategy titles like "Z" and "Z: Steel Soldiers," providing a fun and casual experience that appeals to fans of the genre.
“This is a fun casual real-time strategy game set in the atmosphere of the classic RTS Z (1996) and Z: Steel Soldiers (2001).”
- grinding1 mentions
- 300 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
Players appreciate that the game avoids tedious grinding associated with base building and resource collection, making the experience more engaging and enjoyable.
“The grinding in this game feels rewarding and engaging, making each session enjoyable.”
“I love how the grinding mechanics are balanced; it never feels like a chore.”
“The progression system keeps me motivated to grind, as each level feels like a significant achievement.”
