Noob Squad
- October 4, 2016
- Antonio Renna
- 3h median play time
Get on Steam"Noob Squad" is a casual multiplayer game where self-proclaimed "noobs" can compete in a friendly environment. The game features various minigames designed to be easy to pick up and play, with the goal of making players feel accomplished and have fun. Join the ranks of the "losers" and prove your "no skills" in this lighthearted party game. Note: Steam ID 496550.
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Reviews
- The game has impressive graphics that some players compare to modern titles despite being older.
- Many players find the gameplay enjoyable and fun, especially when played with friends.
- The game is very affordable, making it a low-risk purchase for those looking for a cheap FPS experience.
- The game suffers from severe technical issues, including unresponsive login screens and dead servers, making it unplayable for many.
- There is a lack of players online, leading to empty lobbies and a poor multiplayer experience.
- The overall quality of the game is criticized, with many describing it as a poorly made asset flip with bad graphics and gameplay mechanics.
- graphics49 mentions
- 47 % positive mentions
- 24 % neutral mentions
- 29 % negative mentions
The graphics of the game receive overwhelmingly positive feedback, with many users praising their realism and quality, often comparing them to much newer titles. However, some reviews highlight issues such as poor performance on lower-end systems, lack of graphical options, and inconsistencies in quality, suggesting that while the graphics can be impressive, they may not be universally accessible or well-optimized. Overall, the game's visuals are a standout feature, though they are accompanied by some technical drawbacks.
“The graphics are amazing, the maps are cool, and it is a pretty good game.”
“As far as graphics go, this is a great game; the photorealism of the game is so sick it gave me a kreygasm.”
“Game is very realistic and graphics are amazing.”
“This game's graphics make it look like GTA V was made in Paint.”
“The graphics, sound, and gameplay are horrendous.”
“The game graphics are terrible; the whole game is made in a trial of Unity and I can't even register because the entire registration screen doesn't show up.”
- music18 mentions
- 17 % positive mentions
- 67 % neutral mentions
- 17 % negative mentions
The music in the game receives mixed reviews, with some players appreciating its fit with the game's aesthetic and enjoying the main menu soundtracks, while others criticize the reliance on unoriginal, royalty-free tracks that feel unpolished and detract from the overall experience. There are complaints about the lack of credited music and a general sense of disappointment regarding the quality and originality of the audio content.
“The music in the game perfectly matches its unique game display and menu.”
“I downloaded every single main menu soundtrack in the game and I listen to it every day.”
“I relaxed for 5 minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay.”
“Everything is just bad and unpolished and the use of royalty free music really doesn't help.”
“The optimization is bad, maps are bad, guns are bad, models are bad and that royalty free music from the YouTube library.”
“It's sad, especially when content like music/sounds are taken from other places, almost 'stolen'.”
- gameplay18 mentions
- 17 % positive mentions
- 61 % neutral mentions
- 22 % negative mentions
The gameplay of this title is polarizing, with some praising its innovative reworking of FPS mechanics and fast-paced intensity that encourages extended play, while others criticize it for being plagued by bugs and poor execution. The jetpack mechanic adds a unique twist, but many players report frustrating experiences due to technical issues and a lack of stable multiplayer options. Overall, the gameplay experience varies significantly, with some finding it exhilarating and others deeming it unplayable.
“This game doesn't just expand on common FPS mechanics, but entirely reworks them, creating something absolutely marvelous in the process.”
“The jetpack mechanic is crazy once you know what to do.”
“The intense, fast-paced gameplay makes you want to play for hours!”
“You are 100% guaranteed to have a migraine after less than 30 seconds of gameplay.”
“The graphics, sound, and gameplay are horrendous.”
“Gameplay-wise, it is awful too.”
- humor12 mentions
- 83 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 17 % negative mentions
The humor in the game receives mixed reviews; some players find it genuinely funny, highlighting amusing English phrases and enjoyable gameplay, especially when played with others. However, others express disappointment, stating that the game fails to deliver on its comedic promise and is instead filled with low-quality assets. Overall, while some appreciate the humor, many feel it falls short of expectations.
“Very funny game! On sale, it's worth a try. The skins are nice, and if there were more people to play with, it would be even funnier!”
“On the plus side: there are some funny English phrases to discover.”
“Graphics are too funny.”
“Don't buy it, even for irony. This FPS is not funny and is just a bunch of free Unity models. I want to throw up. Please don't buy it. When I played this a while ago, I got motion sickness and can still remember.”
“Don't buy it, even for irony. This FPS is not funny and is just a bunch of free Unity models. I want to throw up. Please don't buy it. When I played this a while ago, I got motion sickness and can still remember.”
- stability6 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The game is widely criticized for its instability, with numerous glitches and bugs reported by players, contributing to its poor reviews. Despite these issues, some users still find enjoyment in the gameplay, suggesting that the experience can be appreciated even with the technical shortcomings.
“One of the glitchiest and worst FPS games I've played; probably why this game is so cheap and has many bad reviews.”
“There are some glitches and bugs in the game.”
“Keep in mind this game had a bunch of glitches, but there is really no way to hate this game even if you're bad at FPS.”
- story4 mentions
- 25 % positive mentions
- 75 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The story of the game is praised for its inspirational themes, emphasizing resilience and the unpredictability of life. Players find it engaging and impactful, comparing it favorably to other popular narrative-driven games.
“Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today.”
- optimization4 mentions
- 50 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 50 % negative mentions
The optimization of the game has received mixed feedback; while some users report achieving 120fps after extensive tweaking and modifications, others criticize the clunky controls and poor Unity optimizations that detract from the overall experience. Additionally, the reliance on a "multiplayer-only" system is seen as a negative trend that may shorten the game's longevity.
“I have spent 12 months tweaking and modifying these maps for performance and bug removal. I get 120 FPS on good settings with these maps in my project.”
“I have spent 12 months tweaking and modifying these maps for performance and bug removal. I get 120 FPS on good settings with these maps in my project.”
“Experience all-new clunky controls and poor Unity optimizations while fragging no one thanks to the 'multiplayer-only' system, a video game trend that gives your games an extremely short lifespan!”
“Experience all-new clunky controls and poor Unity optimizations while fragging no one thanks to the 'multiplayer-only' system, a video game trend that gives your games an extremely short lifespan!”
- grinding2 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
Users appreciate "Noob Squad" by Cloud Acegamer for its refreshing take on the FPS genre, contrasting it with the repetitive grinding often found in other games. The game is seen as a welcome departure from the tedious mechanics that dominate many current titles.
- atmosphere2 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
Reviewers consistently praise the atmosphere of the maps, highlighting it as a standout feature that enhances the overall experience. The immersive and captivating environment sets a fantastic tone, drawing players into the game world.
“I'd like to get into the contents of the maps, but first let me just describe how fantastic the atmosphere is in these maps.”
