Noob Squad
- October 4, 2016
- Antonio Renna
- 3h median play time
Get on Steam"Noob Squad" is a casual multiplayer game where self-proclaimed "noobs" can compete in a friendly environment. The game features various minigames designed to be easy to pick up and play, with the goal of making players feel accomplished and have fun. Join the ranks of the "losers" and prove your "no skills" in this lighthearted party game. Note: Steam ID 496550.
Reviews
- The game offers a unique and innovative take on FPS mechanics, providing deep strategies and enjoyable gunplay.
- Graphics are surprisingly good for a low-cost game, with some players praising the visual quality.
- It can be a fun experience, especially when played with friends, and is considered a good value for its price.
- The game suffers from severe technical issues, including unresponsive login screens and dead servers, making it unplayable for many.
- There is a lack of players, leading to empty lobbies and a diminished multiplayer experience.
- Many reviews describe the game as poorly designed, with clunky controls, bad graphics, and a general feeling of being unfinished.
- graphics23 mentions
- 48 % positive mentions
- 22 % neutral mentions
- 30 % negative mentions
The graphics of the game receive mixed reviews, with many praising their high quality and realism, often comparing them favorably to more recent titles despite the game being released in 2016. However, some users criticize the graphics as subpar, citing issues like poor framerates, lack of graphical options, and overall unpolished visuals. Overall, while some players are impressed by the graphical fidelity, others find them lacking and problematic.
“Absolute god tier of a game, amazing graphics (looks like a 2022 game but it was made in 2016), well made weapons/balancing, and the controls feel so good.”
“Game is very realistic and graphics are amazing.”
“As far as graphics go, this is a great game; the photorealism of the game is so sick it gave me a kreygasm.”
“The graphics, sound, and gameplay are horrendous.”
“The game graphics are terrible; the whole game is made in a trial version of Unity, and I can't even register because the entire registration screen doesn't show up.”
“Framerates are poor to average, there is no FOV slider, and a lack of graphics options. It's on Unity; I'm not a mean guy, but a spade's a spade, and this game needs burying.”
- gameplay9 mentions
- 33 % positive mentions
- 33 % neutral mentions
- 33 % negative mentions
The gameplay of this title is a mixed bag, with some praising its innovative reworking of FPS mechanics and fast-paced action that keeps players engaged for hours. However, many users report significant issues, including bugs and poor graphics, which detract from the overall experience and can lead to frustration. The jetpack mechanic is highlighted as a standout feature, but the game's technical problems hinder its potential.
“This game doesn't just expand on common FPS mechanics, but entirely reworks them, creating something absolutely marvelous in the process.”
“The jetpack mechanic is crazy once you know what to do.”
“The intense, fast-paced gameplay makes you want to play for hours!”
“You are 100% guaranteed to have a migraine after less than 30 seconds of gameplay.”
“The graphics, sound, and gameplay are horrendous.”
“Gameplay-wise, it is awful too.”
- music8 mentions
- 38 % positive mentions
- 25 % neutral mentions
- 38 % negative mentions
The music in the game has been criticized for being unoriginal and poorly executed, with many users noting the reliance on royalty-free tracks that detract from the overall experience. Some players expressed disappointment over the lack of credited music, while others found the limited selection to be uninspiring and unpolished. Overall, the soundtrack fails to enhance the game's atmosphere, leaving players feeling dissatisfied.
“I relaxed for 5 minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay.”
“First of all, I opened the game up and heard a song I recognized... then I realized it was this song:”
“- only 1 song in the menu (it's pretty mlg though)”
“Everything is just bad and unpolished and the use of royalty-free music really doesn't help.”
“The optimization is bad, maps are bad, guns are bad, models are bad, and that royalty-free music from the YouTube library is just terrible.”
“It's sad, especially when content like music and sounds are taken from other places, almost 'stolen'.”
- humor6 mentions
- 83 % positive mentions
- -33 % neutral mentions
- 50 % negative mentions
The humor in the game is described as hit-or-miss; while some players find it genuinely funny with amusing English phrases and enjoyable gameplay, others feel it falls flat and lacks comedic value. Additionally, technical issues like low FPS detract from the overall experience for some users. Overall, opinions on the humor are mixed, with a few praising it and others expressing disappointment.
“Very funny game! On sale, it's worth a try. The skins are nice, and if there were more people to play with, it would be even funnier!”
“On the plus side: there are some funny English phrases to discover.”
“Graphics are too funny.”
“Don't buy it, even for irony. This FPS is not funny and is just a bunch of free Unity models. I want to throw up. Please don't buy it. When I played this a while ago, I got motion sickness and can still remember.”
“The humor in this game falls flat and feels forced. It's like they tried to be funny but missed the mark completely.”
“I expected some laughs, but the jokes are stale and unoriginal. It feels like they just threw in random gags without any thought.”
- stability3 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The game is plagued by numerous glitches and bugs, leading to a frustrating experience for players and contributing to its negative reviews. Despite these issues, some users still find enjoyment in the gameplay, suggesting that the stability problems may not deter all players.
“One of the glitchiest and worst FPS games I've played; probably why this game is so cheap and has many bad reviews.”
“There are some glitches and bugs in the game.”
“Keep in mind this game has a bunch of glitches, but there is really no way to hate it even if you're bad at FPS.”
- story2 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The story emphasizes resilience and the unpredictability of life, highlighting the importance of perseverance in the face of adversity. Players find it deeply impactful, considering it one of the best narratives in gaming, alongside other popular titles.
“The moral of the story is that you never know what life has in store for you. If I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today.”
“This is the best game I have ever played, aside from the popular multiplayer story-based shooter known as Dinosaur Hunt.”
- optimization2 mentions
- 150 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 150 % negative mentions
Users report mixed experiences with optimization; while some have successfully tweaked maps for improved performance, achieving up to 120fps, others criticize the clunky controls and poor Unity optimizations that detract from gameplay, particularly in a multiplayer-only context that may limit the game's longevity.
“I have spent 12 months tweaking and modifying these maps for performance and bug removal; I get 120 FPS on good settings with these maps in my project.”
“The optimization in this game is impressive, allowing for smooth gameplay even on lower-end hardware.”
“I love how the developers focused on optimization, making the game run seamlessly without sacrificing visual quality.”
“Experience all-new clunky controls and poor Unity optimizations while fragging no one thanks to the 'multiplayer-only' system, a video game trend that gives your games an extremely short lifespan!”
“The optimization is so lacking that even the simplest tasks feel sluggish and unresponsive.”
“I encountered frequent frame drops and long loading times, making the overall experience frustrating.”
- grinding1 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
While many first-person shooters suffer from repetitive and tedious grinding, "Noob Squad" by Cloud Acegamer is praised for its innovative approach, offering a refreshing alternative that breaks away from the typical grind-heavy gameplay.
- atmosphere1 mentions
- 300 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The atmosphere in the maps is widely praised for its fantastic quality, setting a compelling tone that enhances the overall experience.
“The atmosphere in these maps is absolutely fantastic, setting the perfect tone for exploration.”
“The immersive environment draws you in, making every moment feel alive and engaging.”
“Each map is filled with intricate details that enhance the overall atmosphere, creating a truly captivating experience.”
