None Pizza With Left Beef - Chapter 3 (part 1)

Your name is Brae Emit, and you are on a mission to kick Dirk Strider's ass. You are a transfem fae who had just a year ago ended up adopting a teenager dropped off at your doorstep. The kid's name is Kain and they were apparently raised to one day save the world of Earth-C. However, such heroism, in your opinion, is best left to experts. For the grievous sin of denying a child a proper childhood,…