- September 30, 2015
- Disparity Games
- 1h median play time
Ninja Pizza Girl
A 2D high-speed adventure game with a powerful message about self-resilience and the power of a good slice of pizza!
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About
Ninja Pizza Girl is a supreme platformer with a deep-dish message. Set in a technicolour dystopia, this high-speed adventure about bullying, resilience and pizza delivery is a fast-paced parkour platformer that responds to your success. Fight to keep your ideals, your family and their business intact in face of the most merciless enemies known to any teenage girl – other teenagers.











- Engaging and fun 2D platformer with smooth controls and enjoyable gameplay mechanics.
- Clever and humorous story that addresses themes of bullying and self-esteem, making it relatable for players.
- Charming art style and well-composed music that enhance the overall experience.
- Numerous bugs and glitches that can disrupt gameplay, including unresponsive controls and character movement issues.
- Short playtime with some levels feeling repetitive, which may leave players wanting more content.
- Inconsistent enemy interactions and unclear level navigation can lead to frustrating moments.
story
38 mentions Positive Neutral NegativeThe game's story is a mix of clever humor and heartfelt themes, focusing on overcoming bullying and personal struggles, though it sometimes lacks depth and can feel simplistic. While some players appreciate the charming characters and engaging plot, others criticize the execution, noting that the narrative can be undermined by unresponsive gameplay and a lack of meaningful anti-bullying messages. Overall, the story is seen as enjoyable and relatable, particularly for younger audiences, but it may leave some players wanting more depth and length.
“The story is clever yet funny at times.”
“The gameplay is good, the story is great, the message is deep and positive.”
“Ninja Pizza Girl is a great experience due in equal parts to its great story and its good gameplay mechanics that encourage replayability and offer enough incentives to explore the pretty big levels.”
“This game has such little depth and the story is woeful.”
“The story is basically trying to be an anti-bullying campaign, but the game doesn't actually do that whatsoever, and the main character, you, is the exact opposite of an anti-bully.”
“Featuring atrocious visuals, an abysmal story, and dull gameplay, this is a perfect combination of bad that should be thoroughly avoided if at all possible.”
Ninja Pizza Girl Review
Like yesterday's pizza that just doesn't taste the same when heated up in the microwave, Ninja Pizza Girl is a decent game that doesn't excel in any area. The story has a nice sentiment but is loaded with cheese, while the physics and controls occasionally make you slip off platforms in tense moments. On the ninja front, the graphics and enemy placements can cause you to bump into obstacles and kill your flow, while the collectibles feel out of place.
50%Ninja Pizza Girl Review
There is sadly almost nothing to like about Ninja Pizza Girl. It looks and plays like a low effort tech demo, something that would come packaged on one of those old demo discs for a game that had been in development for maybe a weekend. It is obvious a lot of effort went into the game based on the interviews they include in the bonus content, but sadly effort does not always translate into quality. Featuring atrocious visuals, an abysmal story, and dull gameplay, this is a perfect combination of bad that should be thoroughly avoided if at all possible. If this game were an actual pizza, it would be a can of expired tomato sauce smeared across a Pop Tart. Ninja Pizza Girl is so bad it ruins both ninjas and pizza, which should be impossible.
30%Ninja Pizza Girl Review
Ninja Pizza Girl is an unfortunate example of a game falling apart due to poor execution. It shouldn't be overlooked for platforming or runner fans, but it's not going to change your feelings on either genre. For all it does right, it manages to do twice as much wrong. If the controls were refined, alone, it would be one of the best runners available, but even then, there are too many rough edges to overlook.
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