New Scuffed Bhop Simulation 2026: Goty Edition
- March 25, 2022
- Chris Shanaz
- 624h median play time
The long-awaited sequel to the hit game New Scuffed Bhop Simulation 2023 (POG Champ) is here! All new SinglePlayer maps with popular maps returning from the first game! Play online multiplayer cross platform with all new modes and experiences!
Reviews
- The game features vibrant graphics and a unique aesthetic that some players find charming.
- The bhopping mechanics, while scuffed, can be enjoyable for players who appreciate the challenge.
- The game has a dedicated community that shares tips and experiences, enhancing the overall enjoyment.
- The game suffers from numerous bugs and poor level design, making it frustrating to play.
- The audio can be overwhelming, with instances of eardrum-blowing sound effects that detract from the experience.
- Many players find the controls unintuitive and the physics janky, leading to a lack of satisfaction in gameplay.
- music32 mentions
- 25 % positive mentions
- 66 % neutral mentions
- 9 % negative mentions
The music in the game has received mixed reviews, with some players praising it as a "masterpiece" that enhances the immersive experience and evokes a range of emotions, while others criticize it as annoying or poorly designed. Many agree that the soundtrack is integral to the game's atmosphere, though some have experienced technical issues, such as music stopping unexpectedly. Overall, the soundtrack is seen as a standout feature for its ability to complement gameplay, despite some players finding it less original than previous installments.
“The music—it's not just background noise; it's the heartbeat of the game.”
“The game's music sets the tone for each level, creating an immersive experience that pulls players into the game world.”
“The combination of its stunning visuals, immersive gameplay, and captivating soundtrack creates an experience that can move players to tears.”
“Worst 20 minutes of my life, my eyes burn from the lighting and I'm deaf from the soundtrack.”
“5 of those were spent tolerating the silly music, the rest just with the game muted as I listened to Spotify.”
“Horrible strafing mechanics, horrible models, horrible humor, horrible music.”
- gameplay32 mentions
- 41 % positive mentions
- 50 % neutral mentions
- 9 % negative mentions
The gameplay of "Scuffed Epic Bhop Simulator 2023" is characterized by its smooth and intuitive bunny hopping mechanics, which many players find satisfying and engaging. While the game features impressive graphics and a captivating soundtrack that enhances the overall experience, some users criticize the strafing mechanics and certain design choices that detract from the enjoyment. Overall, the game offers a unique and immersive experience, though opinions on its execution and originality vary significantly.
“Initially, I approached the game out of sheer curiosity, intrigued by its niche appeal and the challenge of mastering the intricate movement mechanics that define the bunny hopping (bhop) experience.”
“The gameplay is equally impressive, with smooth controls and intuitive mechanics that make it easy to pick up and play.”
“The bhop mechanics are so finely tuned that every jump feels like a dance, and every successful maneuver is a triumph.”
“Horrible strafing mechanics, horrible models, horrible humor, horrible music.”
“Why mechanics like that? I can't jump well from block to another because I'm accelerating in mid-air for some reason.”
“Which I guess it does to some extent, but with the horrible gameplay to back it up, it's hard to enjoy the game's shitty novelty.”
- story24 mentions
- 13 % positive mentions
- 75 % neutral mentions
- 13 % negative mentions
The game's story is described as immersive and engaging, allowing players to feel like both participants and narrators in a whimsical adventure filled with unique elements like sentient shoes and a quest for a mythical skateboard. Reviewers praise the character development and realistic relationships, noting that the narrative blends serious themes with moments of humor and romance, creating a rich and emotional experience. Overall, the story is seen as a significant strength, enhancing the gameplay and leaving a lasting impact on players.
“Diving into the backstory, unraveling the mysteries of sentient shoes, and chasing after the mythical golden skateboard—it's like being inside a storybook, one where I'm both the reader and the hero.”
“The characters feel like people you have to know your whole life; it feels so real and immersive, and you start to grow a connection with the characters as the story develops.”
“In conclusion, this game has great gameplay, amazing controls, characters that feel real, and a story for the ages.”
“Riddling story.”
“☐ no story”
“The story itself comprises of the player being the 'scuffed bean' set out to destroy a device sought out to unscuff everything in the world including the bean itself and you have to stop it.”
- graphics21 mentions
- 33 % positive mentions
- 52 % neutral mentions
- 14 % negative mentions
The graphics of the game receive mixed reviews, with some praising the stunning visuals and immersive scenery that enhance the gameplay experience, while others criticize the aesthetic as reminiscent of low-budget indie titles, citing bugs and glitches. Despite these issues, many players appreciate the vibrant graphics and engaging design, suggesting that the visuals contribute significantly to the overall enjoyment of the game.
“And let's talk about the visuals, the scenery that's so much more than just eye candy.”
“One of the first things that strike you about the new scuffed bhop simulation 2026 GOTY edition is its stunning graphics.”
“The combination of its stunning visuals, immersive gameplay, and captivating soundtrack creates an experience that can move players to tears.”
“The game, however, still has horrible graphics and audio paired with flawed level designs.”
“There are bugs and graphical glitches almost everywhere, but because the game is free and has several hours of content, I do recommend this game: as long as you're a bhop enjoyer and enjoy torturing yourself.”
“Aesthetic and level design feels like you bought someone's first Unity game that they put on Steam for $10.”
- humor11 mentions
- 91 % positive mentions
- -18 % neutral mentions
- 27 % negative mentions
The humor in the game is polarizing, with some players appreciating its chaotic, mad scientist vibe, while others criticize it for relying on outdated memes and poor execution. Many reviews highlight a disconnect between the intended humor and the actual experience, with some finding it unfunny and plagued by technical issues that detract from any comedic value. Overall, the humor is seen as a mix of hit-or-miss elements that fail to resonate with a significant portion of the audience.
“It's like coming home, if home were a neon-lit, gravity-defying playground designed by a mad scientist with a wicked sense of humor.”
“This game is a gross amalgamation of potty humor and Gen Alpha brain rot.”
“It's like coming home, if home were a neon-lit, gravity-defying playground designed by a mad scientist with a wicked sense of humor.”
“The game is littered with unfunny old memes, annoying music, and builds that look like they were constructed in a Roblox game.”
“The humor feels forced and outdated, making it hard to enjoy any of the jokes.”
“I expected clever wit, but instead, I was met with cringe-worthy attempts at comedy.”
- stability5 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The game is plagued by numerous bugs and graphical glitches, significantly impacting stability and user experience. Many players report losing progress due to these issues, making it frustrating despite the game's free access and content length. Overall, while some may find enjoyment in the chaos, the instability is a major drawback.
“What a broken, buggy mess.”
“So buggy it stopped being funny.”
“Campaign is buggy and I lost progress because I fell through a hole in the 7th level.”
- emotional5 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The game "Scuffed Epic Bhop Simulator 2023" is praised for its profound emotional impact, effectively evoking deep feelings through its storytelling and character development. The silent villain, Ethan, enhances the emotional weight of the narrative, making his betrayal more poignant. Overall, players commend the game's artistry, music, and heart-touching story, recommending it highly along with its future DLCs.
“Emotional impact: this game has the power to evoke deep emotions.”
“It's a rare feat for a game to have such a profound emotional impact, and it's a testament to the artistry and craftsmanship behind Scuffed Epic Bhop Simulator 2023.”
“The game is great, the music is awesome, the story is heart touching; you should buy every DLC that will come out.”
- grinding2 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
Players express that grinding in the game is excessively time-consuming, often requiring a significant investment of effort and dedication, likening it to needing a "second life" to manage the demands. The experience can feel tedious and exhausting, leading to mixed feelings about the overall enjoyment of the game.
“You'll need a second life for grinding.”
“After constant grinding, sweating, and skill issues, my final opinion is...”
- optimization1 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 300 % negative mentions
Users report significant performance issues, with one player experiencing lag even at the lowest settings and a resolution of 640x480 on modest hardware. This suggests that the game's optimization is lacking, particularly for lower-end systems.
“I was running at 640x480 with all low settings and I still experienced lag. Please fix the performance issues. (Specs: AMD Radeon HD 8250, Quad-core 1.4GHz, DDR3 4GB RAM (3.20GB total) and 512MB VRAM)”
“The game is poorly optimized; even on low settings, it struggles to maintain a stable frame rate.”
“Despite having decent hardware, the game frequently drops frames and feels unresponsive.”
- character development1 mentions
- 300 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The character development in this game is praised for its depth and emotional impact, immersing players in a narrative that explores profound philosophical questions about life, religion, and existence. Reviewers highlight how the storyline and character arcs evoke strong feelings, making the experience feel incredibly real and thought-provoking. Overall, the game is lauded as a masterpiece that challenges players to reflect on their own beliefs and values.
“This game is simply excellent; it almost brought me to tears. At first glance, it might not seem incredible, but the graphics, the storylines, and the character development are so immersive that I thought it was all real for a moment. It truly asks what the meaning of life is, and if I were to answer, I'd say this game pushes the boundaries of what a game can be.”
“The philosophical questions this game brings up are so amazing that I felt like Diogenes wrote the dialogue and all the stories. This game made me question everything from life to religion, making me ponder whether they are meaningful or just a waste.”
“I seriously can't put this game into words; it's by far the greatest game ever made on this great earth. It's like a gift to humanity, and I would very highly recommend it. It has already won Game of the Year and is totally free with zero microtransactions.”
- monetization1 mentions
- 300 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The game is praised for its exceptional quality and immersive experience, with users highlighting that it is completely free and devoid of microtransactions, enhancing its appeal. This lack of monetization is seen as a significant positive aspect, allowing players to fully engage with the game's profound themes without financial barriers.
“This game is simply excellent... it has already won GOTY and it is totally free, zero microtransactions. I hope the best for the dev teams.”
“The game is immersive and engaging, and the best part is that it doesn't pressure you into spending money. It's refreshing to see a game that respects its players' wallets.”
“I appreciate that this game offers a complete experience without any paywalls. It's rare to find a game that is both high quality and free of microtransactions.”
- replayability1 mentions
- 300 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
Players highlight the game's unique mechanics and level editor as key features that contribute to its high replayability, offering endless opportunities for creativity and enjoyment.
“Its unique mechanics and level editor provide endless fun and replayability.”
“The variety of choices and outcomes keeps me coming back for more.”
“Each playthrough feels fresh due to the dynamic events and character interactions.”