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"Miss Neko: Pirates" is a top-down RPG where players, after being betrayed by their crew, must survive on a pirate-infested island, strengthen their character, reclaim their ship, and seek revenge. The game features a pirate-themed storyline, diverse crew members, and challenging battles. Players can explore rich maps, own their pirate ship, and collect crew members to accompany them on their journey.

  • PC
  • Windows

Reviews

85%
Audience ScoreBased on 215 reviews
gameplay16 positive mentions
grinding3 negative mentions
  • The game offers a unique blend of RPG adventure and strategic combat, providing engaging gameplay that is easy to learn but challenging to master.
  • The art style and animations are well done, with many players praising the quality of the intimate scenes and character designs.
  • At its price point, the game is considered a good value, providing a fun experience for a couple of hours of gameplay.
  • The game is relatively short, with many players feeling that it lacks sufficient content and depth compared to previous installments in the series.
  • There are technical issues, including bugs that can disrupt gameplay, such as losing weapons and gold upon loading a game.
  • The gameplay can feel repetitive and generic, with some players expressing disappointment in the lack of engaging mechanics and the simplistic nature of the combat.
  • gameplay43 mentions

    The gameplay in the reviewed games is a mixed bag, with some players appreciating the innovative mechanics and engaging combat, while others find it repetitive and lacking depth. Many highlight the blend of traditional RPG elements with modern challenges, though issues like clunky controls and unstable framerates detract from the experience. Overall, while the gameplay offers some fun moments and decent pacing, it often feels overshadowed by the adult content, leading to varied opinions on its overall quality.

    • “The gameplay is a 2D RPG adventure, where we have to return everything that was stolen from us.”
    • “The game's mechanics and world are a blend of traditional RPG elements and modern challenges.”
    • “Overall, I'm satisfied with the game since the gameplay is engaging, and I'm rewarded with beautiful beast waifus to enjoy after defeating them, with great art, moans, soundtrack, and animations.”
    • “I played for an hour but the gameplay is rather lackluster and boring.”
    • “Only the thought of anime tiddies kept me playing but after an hour the gameplay was just too boring to continue.”
    • “The gameplay here just feels painfully boring and generic.”
  • story24 mentions

    The story aspect of the game receives mixed reviews, with some players finding it chaotic and predictable, serving primarily as a vehicle for gameplay rather than a compelling narrative. While a few appreciate the humor and charm in the writing, many criticize it for being shallow and lacking depth, with a desire for more character development and a richer storyline. Overall, the story is seen as a weak point, but it has potential for expansion in future installments.

    • “I'd especially love to see a prequel game that shows how that captain acquired his lucky succubus coin in more detail than 'I was drunk and traded some rum for it' and shows how he recruited all of his crew members and got his start as a pirate, as the story starts off in the middle of his career, and it'd be nice to learn more about the characters.”
    • “It's nice to see a developer who normally is making 'generic puzzle game, but porn' type games branch out into something with proper gameplay and an interesting story, and I hope they continue on with this sort of game because I would absolutely buy a full-length game of this nature.”
    • “It's a game that might not find favor with every player, but for those drawn to its blend of combat, exploration, and unconventional storytelling, it promises a journey filled with surprises.”
    • “The story is easily the weakest part of this game.”
    • “This game's story is nearly nonexistent and it's literally just you trying to get a harem of waifus that are mostly not even nekos.”
    • “The story is just there to deliver the gameplay but it's pretty cute and funny.”
  • graphics17 mentions

    The graphics in the game are generally well-received, with many praising the art style and animation quality, particularly in intimate scenes. However, there is notable inconsistency in the art styles used throughout the game, leading to mixed opinions among players. Overall, while some players prefer specific styles from previous titles, the visuals are considered engaging and contribute positively to the gameplay experience.

    • “Love the visuals and engaging gameplay.”
    • “Amazing art style and soundtrack!”
    • “Each character has one intimate scene with the captain and they're all very well animated with a beautiful art style.”
    • “I don't know why art styles vary so much in these games.”
    • “The art style and execution of intimate scenes vary in quality and consistency, with opinions diverging on their appeal and integration into the overall gameplay.”
    • “Personally, I'm not a huge fan of the art style, preferring the Miss Neko 2 and 3 art styles more.”
  • music12 mentions

    The music in the game receives mixed reviews, with some praising the engaging soundtrack and fitting themes, particularly in the title screen and pirate/viking segments. However, others criticize it for being repetitive and lacking depth, with some areas feeling lifeless or underdeveloped. Overall, while the art and sound design have their highlights, they are often overshadowed by a sense of low effort in certain aspects.

    • “Really good art, banger music”
    • “Amazing art style and soundtrack!”
    • “Starting with the opening title is pretty with fitting roaring pirate/viking music.”
    • “Barebones lifeless menus, royalty-free sounding music, simple smooth chibi art for all but the h scenes. It ticks all the boxes of a low-effort h scene delivery game but has the gall to throw a crappy 'adventure' game between you and those scenes.”
    • “Nice little manga/comic to bring into the game world, but no music for this part compared to on the ship or title screen.”
    • “Music & sound: not much, simple.”
  • humor5 mentions

    The humor in the game is characterized as light-hearted and amusing, with funny scenarios such as a character getting stuck in her own cannon. While the story serves primarily to support the gameplay, it is described as cute and entertaining, contributing to the overall comedic experience. Additionally, the reviewer humorously mentions their motivation for purchasing the game was to influence their friends' game recommendations.

    • “Funny little pirate game, the scenes are good enough for my taste.”
    • “The story is just there to deliver the gameplay but it's pretty cute and funny.”
    • “I bought this game just to write a review because I heard my friends will get more hentai games recommended to their feeds, which would be funny.”
  • grinding3 mentions

    Players find the grinding aspect of the game to be excessively time-consuming and tedious, often requiring significant idle time to farm items like trading cards. The limited content and repetitive gameplay contribute to a lack of enjoyment, making the grinding feel more like a chore than an engaging part of the experience.

    • “You'll need a second life for grinding.”
    • “There are like 6 works of CG and that's it; the gameplay is not very fun and gets tedious.”
    • “About 2-3 hours of my playtime is me idling, farming the trading cards that apparently don't drop if the game is marked private.”
  • emotional1 mentions

    The game is praised for its wholesome and heartwarming narrative, making it an enjoyable emotional experience suitable for players of all ages.

  • stability1 mentions

    Users generally find the game's stability lacking, citing various glitches that detract from the experience. Many believe that improvements in this area could significantly enhance their overall enjoyment.

    • “I would give it a 7/10 if they fixed all the glitches, controller issues, and music problems.”
    • “The game crashes frequently, making it nearly unplayable at times.”
    • “I experienced constant lag and frame drops, which ruined the overall experience.”
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Play time

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