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"Miss Neko: Pirates" is a top-down RPG where players, after being betrayed by their crew, must survive on a pirate-infested island, strengthen their character, reclaim their ship, and seek revenge. The game features a pirate-themed storyline, diverse crew members, and challenging battles. Players can explore rich maps, own their pirate ship, and collect crew members to accompany them on their journey.

Reviews

84%
Audience ScoreBased on 165 reviews
gameplay15 positive mentions
graphics3 negative mentions
  • The game offers a fun and engaging gameplay experience with decent combat mechanics and a variety of enemies.
  • The art style and animations are well done, providing enjoyable H-scenes that many players appreciate.
  • For its low price, the game provides a good amount of content and can be entertaining for a few hours.
  • The gameplay can feel repetitive and lacks depth, making it less enjoyable compared to previous installments in the series.
  • There are significant bugs and performance issues, including losing weapons and gold upon loading a game, which detracts from the overall experience.
  • The story is minimal and often feels like an afterthought, with many players finding it unmemorable.
  • gameplay32 mentions

    The gameplay is a 2D RPG adventure that combines engaging mechanics with a mix of bullet hell and action elements, though it has been noted to have some clunky controls and framerate issues. While many players appreciate the fun and rewarding aspects of the gameplay, some find it repetitive and lacking depth, especially compared to previous installments in the series. Overall, the game offers decent value for its price, with a blend of entertaining combat and appealing visuals, but it leaves room for improvement in terms of content and complexity.

    • “The gameplay is a 2D RPG adventure, where we have to return everything that was stolen from us.”
    • “I like this change in gameplay; it's pretty fun yet short, though that's expected given its price.”
    • “The gameplay is easy to understand and master; it's basically a 2D top-down bullet hell action shooter game.”
    • “It does have some gameplay issues; I don't know if it's because I'm playing fullscreen, but it runs at quite an unstable framerate for me.”
    • “I played for an hour, but the gameplay is rather lackluster and boring.”
    • “The gameplay here just feels painfully boring and generic.”
  • story18 mentions

    The story aspect of the game receives mixed reviews, with some players appreciating its humor and potential for depth, while others criticize it as shallow and underdeveloped. Many feel that the narrative serves primarily as a vehicle for gameplay rather than offering a compelling experience, with some expressing a desire for a more fleshed-out backstory and character development. Overall, while there are moments of charm, the consensus is that the story is lacking and could benefit from further expansion.

    • “I'd especially love to see a prequel game that shows how that captain acquired his lucky succubus coin in more detail than 'I was drunk and traded some rum for it' and shows how he recruited all of his crew members and got his start as a pirate, as the story starts off in the middle of his career, and it'd be nice to learn more about the characters.”
    • “It's nice to see a developer who normally is making 'generic puzzle game, but porn' type games branch out into something with proper gameplay and an interesting story, and I hope they continue on with this sort of game because I would absolutely buy a full-length game of this nature.”
    • “The story is just there to deliver the gameplay but it's pretty cute and funny.”
    • “The story is easily the weakest part of this game.”
    • “This game's story is nearly nonexistent and it's literally just you trying to get a harem of waifus that are mostly not even nekos.”
    • “Story: short and simple, don't have much worth to remember.”
  • music11 mentions

    The music in the game receives mixed reviews, with some praising the engaging soundtrack and fitting themes, particularly in the title screen and pirate/viking segments. However, others criticize it for being repetitive and lacking depth, with some areas feeling lifeless or underdeveloped. Overall, while the art and sound contribute positively to the experience, there are notable inconsistencies that detract from its overall quality.

    • “Really good art, banger music”
    • “Amazing art style and soundtrack!”
    • “Starting with the opening title is pretty with fitting roaring pirate/viking music.”
    • “Barebones lifeless menus, royalty-free sounding music, simple smooth chibi art for all but the h scenes. It ticks all the boxes of a low-effort h scene delivery game but has the gall to throw a crappy 'adventure' game between you and those scenes.”
    • “Nice little manga/comic to bring into the game world, but no music for this part compared to on the ship or title screen.”
    • “Music & sound: not much, simple.”
  • graphics7 mentions

    The graphics in the game receive mixed reviews, with some praising the beautiful art style and animation quality, particularly in intimate scenes, while others express a preference for different art styles from previous titles. Overall, the visuals are noted for their appeal and quality, though opinions on the specific art direction vary significantly among players.

    • “Amazing art style and soundtrack!”
    • “Each character has one intimate scene with the captain and they're all very well animated with beautiful art style.”
    • “I don't know why art styles vary so much in these games.”
    • “Personally, I'm not a huge fan of the art style, preferring the Miss Neko 2 and 3 art styles more.”
    • “Personally, I'm not a huge fan of the art style, preferring the Miss Neko 2 and 3 art styles more.”
  • humor5 mentions

    The humor in the game is characterized as light-hearted and amusing, with funny scenarios such as a character getting stuck in her own cannon. While the story serves primarily to support the gameplay, it is described as cute and entertaining, contributing to the overall comedic experience. Additionally, the reviewer's motivation to purchase the game for the sake of amusing their friends adds a layer of humor to their commentary.

    • “Funny little pirate game, the scenes are good enough for my taste.”
    • “The story is just there to deliver the gameplay but it's pretty cute and funny.”
    • “So I bought this game just to write a review because I heard my friends will get more hentai games recommended to their feeds, which would be funny.”
  • grinding2 mentions

    Players find the grinding aspect of the game tedious and unengaging, with significant time spent idling to farm trading cards, which can be frustrating if the game is set to private. Overall, the limited content and repetitive gameplay contribute to a lack of enjoyment.

    • “There are like 6 works of CG and that's it; the gameplay is not very fun and gets tedious. That's just me, though.”
    • “About 2-3 hours of my playtime is me idling, farming the trading cards that apparently don't drop if the game is marked private.”
  • emotional1 mentions

    The game is characterized as a wholesome pirate adventure that evokes a sense of fun and emotional connection, making it suitable for players of all ages.

  • stability1 mentions

    Users generally find the game's stability lacking, citing various glitches that detract from the experience. Many believe that improvements in this area could significantly enhance their overall enjoyment.

    • “I would give it a 7/10 if they fixed all the glitches, controller issues, and music problems.”
    • “The game crashes frequently, making it nearly unplayable at times.”
    • “I experienced constant lag and frame drops, which ruined the overall experience.”
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