LAUNCH CODES

Welcome to the Heptagon, home to our nation's most secretive military super-secrets. By far the most secretive secret stored here is the infamous trio of LAUNCH CODES, which are capable of activating the KILL EVERYBODY MISSILE (which does exactly what you'd think it would do). As an International Tactical Criminal Hacker Investigations Operative (ITCHIO), you've been informed that the USSR (Unbeli…