Laggy Bones

This is Laggy Bones! (The first First Person Shouter!) Rejoice! You play as the greatest warlock that ever existed. But.In your last battle against a rival necromancer (clearly inferior to you in every aspect), your soul was pulled out from your body (after distracting you with a most dirty trick, unbecoming of any master of the arcane) and trapped within the ferrous carets of a cursed sword.  Ok,…